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Alright, so Im finally back on Fanfiction (ugh and yes) after a long time, with a fresh, brand new account and name!

YAY AM I RIGHT?

So, introduction time:

I used to right warrior fanfiction (ya know the little kitty cats), but hey, I have matured over the years,

and good news, since i'm all grown up I am going to give a shot at

DISNEY

(mature, am I right) :0

So, yeah, there you have it. I have had a Disney faze and I am living for Disney movies. I don't think I need to explain myself. So, right of the bat I like Disney, cats, Starwars, Harry Potter, LOTR... but Starwars, LOTR and Harry Potter are way to complex for my noob writing skills... plus the competition is HIGH. So I CHOOSE YOU DISNEY PIKACHOO.

So here's a taste of my disney opinions...

1) My favourite Disney movies: The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tarzan, Hercules, Aladdin, Mulan, Alice in Wonderland, Aristocats, Lilo and Stitch, Cinderella (that was from 1st to last)

2) Favourite disney couples: HercxMeg, JanexTarz, EsmexPhoebus

3) Isn't Lilo and Stitch the cutest? That actually had a really good sequel (the stitch glitch one) (and right now as I write this I am listening to Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride... coincidence)

4) SOME DISNEY SEQUELS SUCK like coughety cough... MULAN 2? POCAHONTAS 2? WHY? WHY??

5) My favourite official disney princess is... Pocahontas! She is like the opposite of me but cool...

6) I really like the soundtrack for Tarzan, Beauty and the Beast, Hercules, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Hunchback and SO MUCH MORE. Opening song to Lilo and Stitch is LIFE.

7) Jane Porter is really cute. Like. Too cute. She and Tarzan are my little wittle babies and their kissing scene was the best.

8) Least favourite Disney princess: (drumroll) Anna or Elsa, Snow White. Ya know.

9) Ok. So you all know Frozen? Bet you do. Let me get this straight. It was a great movie, I loved it when I first watched it. And at that time I never thought about Disney so when they started to sing, I was like: Hang on... Oh. Right. This is Disney. ehehehe. So anyway, it's a cool movie (no pun intended) but SO OVERFLIPPINGRATED WHEN IT COMES TO MERCHANDISE that it put me off Frozen for some time. Ugh.

10) I am a gigantic fan of 2D animation, and one of the things I adore about Disney is their animation styles. It's unique and... Disney. So, I kinda want to be an animator when I grow up. And, seeing that now 3D seems like 'the thing to do' I hate it. To me, 2D is special... and 3D is just meddling with a computor all day. 2D came from a hand and that's pretty impressive so I get kinda sad learning that in Moana the only 2D animation was Maui's tats. Kinda sad seeing the only 2D animator there. So I wish Disney could bring more 2D animation back. But that's never gonna happen seeing it's like a step into the past. :(

11) This is gonna surprise ya'll, but Beauty and the Beast is not really my favourite at all. It's a good movie and all, but I just don't feel that spark I do with my movies under 1). So, all Disney fans, I know Lion King and B&B are great and all, but they're not for me. Disney fans, there is always something in Disney that will apeal to you from the movies to the theme parks. I like adventure, drama sort of movies? Ya know. Hunchback, Tarzan, Herc. Nothing with a main girl protagonist it seems. Jk. But mainly Disney will use boy protagonists (in the past) for more action packed movies. And girls would be for romance. I mean now that's all changing with Moana, but you get what I mean. I haven't watched Moana yet actually.

12) Least favourite Disney couples: Ugh this is hard. Um. Um. I have none. Ok. Ok. Here's one that might come as a shock: JohnRolfeXPocahontas.

13) So as far as the better known Disney films there are some that I DON'T REALLY LIKE: COUGHETY COUGH: Pocahontas was a boring film, Treasure Planet just didn't really have that zing that I wanted, Lost Empire didn't have that energy. That sounds really wierd saying Lost Empire had no energy... XD But I feel like it had to be more alive. But my MAIN POINT IS DISNEY: KEEP YO PAWS OFF SCIENCE FICTION. IT DON'T WORK THAT WELL. Plus, I know, people will be thinking why I don't like Treasure Planet even though it has such great eye candy, Jim Hawkins, which confuses me. Because I don't find him as eye candy. I watched this film when I was younger, and when you are younger you usually develop crushes on Disney men, amiright? But Jim Hawkins? NOPE. 20 minutes in I just turned off the TV and went to sleep. I was mighty bored. So, he's good looking but maybe not my type?

14) My types: Tarzan (those eyes, that sharp jaw that pointy nose that bod, that sweet funny nature), Hercules (those baby blues, that nose, them lips, that bod, that cuteness), Aladdin (them dreamy eyes, that nose, them muscles, that cuteness), Phoebus (them eyes, them hairs, them beards, them uniforms, them smile, them funniness) PLUS I HAVE REALIZED. I feel like I'm into bland dudes. Like just boringness. I know. No. Ok. Hear me out. I like wittyness and glasses maybe. Like romantic, sweet, witty, adorable kind of dude. And BIG EYES, GREAT LIPS and GREAT NOSE. Mmm. But sweetness is the biggest factor. So ya'll know Blane from Pretty in Pink. Yes. He is my everything I wish for. Mmm. And then I read a review and they were like: Blane in so plain. And I was like: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN LORD? And another example. Ugh. Recent obsession: That dude from the dressmaker? Not Liam but that groom? james mackay there you go. Ok. GOSH. Side note, I'm not crushing on him, I'm crushing on his character in the movie. So that dude? YES. Blandness written all over him. Just kidding.


So yeah, those were my honest Disney opinions...

enjoy

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