Peter-Harris
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Joined 04-02-04, id: 565101, Profile Updated: 12-11-12
Author has written 7 stories for Legend of Zelda, Digimon, and Myst/Riven.

Jesus christ, I wrote this back when I was about 13 or 14. I haven't been hit with this wave of nostalgia and self shame since the day I found my old Xanga blog. Look at the kind of crap I wrote. Holy jesus of nazereth I am just reeling at how unbelievably bad I was at the stupid things I wrote. I also love how I rant about couples down below here, yet so many of my stories are full of couples. I was probably pissed that I didn't have a girlfriend. Kill all this with radioactive fucking napalm.

Look at this! A horrible cliche Author's Bio!

Let's face it people. Couple making is stupid.
In reality we wouldn't see things like BB and Rae, or Ash and Misty, turning into couples.

Why?

Point 1:
They are young. Chances are, even if they did get married, half of the couples you idiots make up aren't very compatible, and after a few years they'd probably get a divorce, filled with restraining orders, confused children, and manslaughter.
Point 2:
Opposites do not attract. I can giveyou afew perfect examples:
The female is a liberal and the male is a conservative. (or vice versa)
The female is muslim and the male is Christian. (or vice versa)
The female loves florida, the beach and the sun, and the male is allergic to UV light. (or vice versa)
Those are all opposites, and none would work out.
Point 3:
One thing that totally bugs the heck out of me, is when I see a picture like Sora and Tai in wedding clothes, on their wedding day. Or worse, a fan fic about a cute Japanese couple's wonderful wedding. HELLO!
Incase you didn't realize it, the Japanese have a very different version of weddings then us stupid American wannabe's. They wear Kimono's instead of a tux and gown. They sit around staring at a fish and exchanging advice, while getting drunk, instead of walking down the isle in front of a whole bunch of relatives that they've forgotten their names.
Point 4:
Chances are we won't see a Japanese couple in a cute little house on the prairie. This is Japan people. Everyone is entitled to their own 4 cubic feet. Except farmers, who are entitled to their own 5 cubic feet, and all the rice one can plow.
Point 5:
crazy monkey sexlovers: We don't want to hear your sexual fantasies. I don't care if it could happen in Japan, I just don't want to hear it.
Point 6:
Most sanitary people don't make out in public for more than an hour. Let alone 15 minutes. Let alone in public. That's just stupid.
Point 7:
None of my stories will be full of your sick and twisted ideas of cute couples. I may contain dating or something, but I will no longer imply full life commitment. These days, that just doesn't happen.

Don't agree with me? Hate my friggen guts? Go ahead and send your complaints to haph88(at)gmail.com

and don't be an idiot and copy&paste... (at) is a subsitute for @.

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Blood of Yahvo reviews
This is the sequel to my story "Book of Reeves" it's the story of his son as he goes from slave to his father to liberation and his journey to the cleft.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Upon a Time Once reviews
I realized the moment I fell into my computer chair that the story would not end in the way that I had planned. Instead it kept taking plot turns and twists of which I only had a small plan. And so I close, knowing that I've left the ending multiple choic
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K.
Just Another Cliche Story reviews
I'm sick of Cliche Stories. I'm not gonna tell you what this story is about, let your curiousity get the better of you. But I promise this will be good.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Book of Reeves reviews
The Story of Reeves is a story of betrayal, a story of pain, and a story before the fall. Reeves works in Gahreesen designing the KI, but when a friend is missing, things take a dark turn. -Finished
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,489 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004
Crap reviews
Link shovels crap for a living.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2004
Battle of the Hairoes reviews
Tai and Matt get into a fight about who's hair is better. Who wins? Who's cool? Who will win Sora's heart? Who cares?
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2004
Nightmare of the Future reviews
Rated PG13 for violence and gore. This is one of those stories that you'll love, hate, laugh, and rip my heart out and feed it to alligators when it's done. The beginning is poorly written but the end is action packed. Yes it's finished.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
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