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Joined 11-30-17, id: 10053689, Profile Updated: 01-11-18
Author has written 1 story for Biker Mice From Mars.

The hollow core of civilization is collapsing in this late-capitalistic geohell. Our global crises are so vast, so interconnected they defy simple narrative and understanding. In our despair we turn into creatures of selfish, hedonistic play; endlessly distracting ourselves with nostalgic gewgaws.

Hello everyone! I'm Barpon and I write fanfiction. I am also a depressed person. I fondly remember my childhood as the only instance in my life were things made sense, and the future lay before me in unknown splendor. Here's my NFL Top 10 List of things I do now as an adult:

1) Ride my motorcycle

2) Drink

3) Cry

4) Drink and cry

5) Work

6) Pass out

7) Look at other motorcycles to purchase because my joy is a shallow short-term thing, and these are expensive, disposable toys.

8) Watch old cartoons from my childhood and cringe at how awful they are.

9) Write fanfiction of said cartoons.

10) Realize that I am 30 31 years old.

At the moment I write about Biker Mice from Mars. I may do another thing I dunno.

If you enjoy my work I would be highly surprised. Appreciative but surprised. Any comments and criticisms feel free to message me, I will read them as best I can and respond accordingly.

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The New Dawn of the Red Planet by SpaceFlora reviews
The bros are finally home on Mars where they soon realize how much things have changed during their time on Earth. The Mars is rebuilding itself but it's not necessarily to the good direction. I do not own the Biker Mice from Mars only the storyline and the characters I've invented.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Throttle, Modo, Vinnie, Stoker - Complete
Breaking The Habit by Vlaatjee reviews
When the guys crash on Earth, they meet Kiwi instead of Charley. She's just a regular girl, not a wrench jockey, not even a biker girl. So, is she gonna be able to help the guys in their war against the Plutarkians? Will they even let her help? And what's her story?
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 385,294 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Complete
Of (Biker) Mice and (Wo)men by Quickening reviews
Alley Davidson moves to Chicago, and things are about to get interesting. She's not sure about cousin Charley's unusual friends, who seem more interested in her than she is in them. She meets friends of her own who may or may not be more trouble than they're worth, and Chi-town's top tycoon Limburger is up to his usual schemes. And somehow Alley ends up in the thick of it all.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 163,718 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Stoker, OC] [Vinnie, Charley D.]
An Open Mind by Ashes2 reviews
Just because two cultures don't mesh doesn't mean they have to clash, and Charley is about to get a first hand lesson in how Martian women prefer their men. On a trip back to Earth from Mars Charley awkwardly and frustratingly falls in love, Martian style. Takes place during 'Return to Mars'.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,354 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 2/22/2015
My Guardian Angel by SamuraiPrincess01 reviews
Danielle "Danny" Aguirrez has dreamed of three things her whole life: grand adventures she's seen in comics and movies, a safe haven, and a family who will love her for the person she is. When she meets the Biker Mice, her life-and theirs-changes completely, and all become entwined in a battle to not only save their home, but themselves.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,931 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 2/21/2015
Oh My Harley by DinoDragonMaster reviews
Vinnie admits his feelings and commitment to his wife Harley in the most endearing way possible.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Harley, Vinnie] - Complete
The First: Martian Edition by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
Co-written with B.C. Crossing. All of the Firsts I had written previously are about the Biker Mice adjusting to Earth. But what about Charley? How would she adjust to life on Mars? *grins* Lets have some fun!
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 8/3/2013
King of The Streets reviews
Jason is a man on the run. He encounters a mystery in Chicago.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 12/8/2017 - [Charley D., Vinnie] [OC, Harley]