Spooky Biscuits of Doom
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Joined 03-16-04, id: 555486

I suggest you read the whole thing to explain questions that you might want to ask.

I write DMHG fics. Nothing more, nothing less. If you demand slash, demand somewhere else.

I enjoy seeing romance bound by conflict. I never get tired of those two. No offense to others, but I prefer not to pair Hermione up with anyone else but Draco. Because, for the plot's reality, it has always been the same. Harry and Hermione this...Ron and Hermione that...I think she needs someone with a broken and unsettling past. Draco's the jiggliest nut-jello I can give her.

Heehee. Jiggly.

Time is always screwing my plans, so I don't post a chapter unless the whole story of it is complete in my hard drive. And plot insperation doesn't come in a blink. Patience, yes?

Also, once my stories start piling up, you'll notice a certain pattern in them: like the constant wandless magic gain of Hermione and Draco, appearances of American people...and other such.

Reviews. Nice, long (not TOO long), juicy and honest ones. And I shall repay you with the same. Flames are welcome, but I can give comebacks however I want them to be. They're not too mean, but if your flames involve financial demands, lawsuits and such, things will happen.

And you won't like it.

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Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You'll Never Know the Real Me by anchored reviews
Hermione lives with secrets so horrible they kill her inside more and more every day. The only person that can save her from herself is someone they thought no one could break. Major HGDM. R&R Please! NEWLY UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Right Kind Of Wrong by Mirrors Reflection reviews
Hermione finds her boyfriend cheating, and finds comfort in anothers arms. (I suck at summaries, it's better then it sounds)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,769 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Game Over by Draco Silvan Malfoy reviews
[NEW UPDATE!]A life-sized PC game that Draco Malfoy, in his 6th year, is about to experience. Read on to uncover the real myth behind the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Light in Darker Days by Raven55 reviews
The war against Voldemort is raging on. Hermione is captured and held captive at Malfoy Manor. She finds herself trusting someone she never thought to be on her side. They have to get her out and back to the Order before its too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Me and Emily by SpicySugar reviews
AFTER HOGWARTS. Hermione marries a muggle, and after a year of being with him, he starts to physically and verbally abuse her. She runs away with her 9-month-old daughter, Emily, looking for comfort, and finds it in the last place she expected. . .HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dragon Meets Brain by Apples-And-Oranges reviews
Hermione's last year at hogwarts. When she gets a mystery present! The plot is thickening! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why Not? by Oo.DrAcOzAnJeL.oO reviews
HG/DM ... A songfic to Hilary Duff's song 'Why Not?', about Hermione's 7th Year and taking big chances that changed her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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