Ice Is Cold
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Joined 04-05-04, id: 566856
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Hello! My name is Eloise but you can call me Eloisey. =)
I have a story... i think it's funny. You should read it, you might like it too.You know what is good though? Fairyangel24's story. It's called Vacation (unless she's changed it now) and it's very funny. It's stupid, pointless, wierd and freaky, but it's also hilarious! You should go read it after you've read mine. And, Fairyangel24, if you're here, see what a good promoter I am=) Now go read and review mine! lol! You dont have to, but it would be nice.

Ok, now that my promoting is out of the way, you can all learn about me! Arent you happy! Im not. Coz my computer is stupid (sometimes, it's pretty clever all the times except for this one). Anyway, i wont upset myself again by talking about that. I will continue with my profile.

Name: Eloise Clarebrough

DOB: 1/11/90 (now you can all send me birfday pressies!)

Gender: Not Boy

Home: Australia

Fave Food: Italian foods

Fave Celebrity: Orlando Bloom, stupid. I shouldnt even have to tell you guys that!

Fave Singer: I dont know, im not that clever, ok!

Fave song: See above

Fave Band: Cat Empire, but their new album sucks.

Fave Movie: Zoolander

Hates: When computers are stupid and they make you uninstall a game youve worked really hard on and then wont let you into it when you reinstall it again and youre back to the start anyway but really youre not anywhere because you cant get into the game anyway and you've lost a years worth of stuff. I really hate that.

Thats about it. If i think of anything else, it's too late coz i have to get off the computer now because my little sister is stupid.
Love Eloisey

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YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Vacation by Orange Colored Sky reviews
Frodo Baggins wins a contest for a trip to Modern Day Earth and he invites the fellowship. But will he be ready for this adventure? First few chapters are pretty awful but it gets better later.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
I don't want to be me! I want to be you! by Child of the stars1 reviews
Let’s let Gandalf and all the others try another life. Do you think Gandalf will do a good job being Legolas? Mix in a Stone door with a tragic past, a forgetful Balrog and soldiers on strike. Result? A parody without match...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004
Home Movies: A LOTR Fanfic by sanders-stabler-fan reviews
Prequel to 'Our Wild Middle Earth'. Electricity was recently installed in Middle-Earth, and this made video cameras, TVs, etc. all availible to the citizens. When Aragorn gets a video camera for his coronation, he uses it to tape everything. CH. 6 IS UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
Falling Tears (Revised) by AJ Matthews reviews
My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, in a revised story. This is not for Boromir fans! A/L Slash! Part 1 of the 2-part ending is now up. Final chapter coming soon...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The slightly plotless story reviews
Chapter 4 is up! What happens when Aragorn is in charge of Grooming, Legolas is in charge of cooking and Sam is in charge of defence? Find out right here! This will get drama-ery so hang in there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004