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If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWAHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

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If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

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FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

Survey

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

My bookshelf

What's the last thing you ate?

Pizza

What's your personality like?

Really loud and crazy

Who do you have a crush on?

Tom Holland 3

What was the last thing you thought?

How many more questions in this survey?

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Find a way to meet Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

Nothing-but that made me hungry

What's it like being you?

You have a lot of friends and you love them all so much

What are your thoughts on writing?

If it's not good, it's not worth it

What book are you currently reading?

The Hunger Games (reread of course!)

What music are you listening to?

Something called YouTube

What was the last thing you cooked?

Boxed mac and cheese

What color are the walls of the room you at?

Blue

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Nope I don't pay attention in school

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

3

Have you ever been water-skiing?

Nope

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

Yes but not sure where

Last beverage: Water

Last phone call:My mom

Last song you listened to:Low

Last time you cried:Today

Last text message: To my friend: "Hi" (testing a new group chat)

Fav-

Color- Mint Green

Words-You love me. Real or not real? Real -Mockingjay, Suzanne Collins

Hobbies-reading, watching TV, coloring

Subject- Chorus

Store- Hollister

YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL:7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing

TOTAL:12

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

xYou have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
People have called you slow.

total so far=7

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
xYou have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total so far=8

Sometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
xYou use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 10

You have eaten a bug.
xYou are taking this test when you should be doing something important
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 13

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
xYou sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far= 15

total= 15

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The Sun and Sky by a-perfect-melody reviews
They're the couple who can do anything, the couple who is invincible and immortal against all odds. But what happens when the invincible and the immortal fall and the sun and the sky tumble into the sea?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Cry With You by TealShootingStar reviews
"She stopped as she moved out of the window and caught a glimpse of James' face. It looked pained – his hazel eyes, usually bright with mischief, were bloodshot..." One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/26/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Failed Decptions by lizardcookie reviews
What Mr. Evans found most intriguing about the situation was that Lily believed they didn't notice. She thought Mr. Evans didn't notice her sneak out the house, or that Mrs. Evans didn't notice how quiet her once vivacious daughter had become, or that Petunia didn't notice how she never read that newspaper at the table anymore. Lily was brilliant, but the Evans' family wasn't dumb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Visits by grapes-day reviews
The four times Lily visits a Marauder in the hospital wing and the one time they visit her. xOneShotx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Perfect Couple meets the Parents by lightatmidnight reviews
Petunia's view of James and Lily meeting Lily's and her's parents. She wishes Vernon were as charming as James. But perfect isn't the best future...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
FiftyFifty by zirrow reviews
You have brown eyes, and I have green eyes. I say that's fiftyfifty. Oneshot. James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Coming Home by Lyny Angell reviews
LJ. A bit of war-time fluff. Post-Hogwarts. Pre-Harry. Very short. One-shot. Enjoy. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Wedding Gift by searchingforstories reviews
James and Lily are finally married and on the night of their wedding Albus Dumbledore has a special gift for the both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Revelations She Feared by hplove01 reviews
The day Lily realized what a great person James was and how much Severus had changed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Love Her by Daisy Blue reviews
When you know what you want and you want it bad enough, you will find a way to get it. [LJ oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Waiting Up by ClarkieTheCutie reviews
James has been gone for nearly twentyfour hours, and Lily can't sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Favorites by pathogenicmicroorganism reviews
James receives a shock as he comes homes to Lily and Harry...please read and review thank you
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What I want by Blonde Babe reviews
Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Last Whisper by LuckyStars0191 reviews
[One Shot] Lily and James speak to each other one last time before Voldemort drops by. James's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Knut for Your Thoughts? by theoriginalmeathead reviews
OneShot. A certain red-haired, green eyed Head Girl is sitting next to the Hogwarts lake, comtemplating her new feelings for her rather handsome Head Boy co-partner. LEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2004 - [Lily Evans P., James P.]
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Stay With Me
Lily turned back to James. "Stay with me. Please." she whispered in his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10 - James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D. - Complete
Christmas In The Common Room
Lily gets James an unexpected Christmas present... Just a short and sweet L/J oneshot. Set in the Marauders' sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Published: 3/31 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete