Dunadan Pirates
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Joined 03-26-04, id: 561246
Greetings. We are the DĂșnedain Pirates, an elite band of rouges consisting of three-and-a-half members:

Queen Aragorn, the evil mastermind and self-appointed guru with slightly out-of-control Aragorn and Moulin Rouge obsessions.

Girl Tree, who is seldom the brightest mithril in the chain mail but can come of with incredibly random bursts of inspiration that are so crazy . . . they just might work.

Tabachka, who does not live and breathe a complete and unabiding hatred for Orlando Bloom, but we almost forgive her. She takes care of the sexual innuendo, with help from

Sauronsparemeihavecleanlovers, our unofficial, and thus half, member. She is the founder of the world-reknowned perversion known as Heleness.

For unusual and/or removed-by-the-ff.net-infidels fanfiction or giddy, sugar-high MSTs, you can visit our website,

UPDATE 7/14/04: We have created a Live Journal account to document our conquests, a la Penis MgGee. It can be found:

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