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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1961766, Profile Updated: 11-19-10

Name: Katarina

Nicknames: Kat

Age: 14

Hair Colour: Strawberry Blonde

Eye Colour: A mix of blue and green

Tumblr: halfwaytocrazy.tumblr.com

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, Mysori

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever tried to impress a guy, but ended up making yourself look horrible then copy this to your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - IF U AGREE WITH THIS COPY IT INTO UR PROFILE.

Even the most withered rose can have a fragrance when given a little blessing.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

( ) ( ) This is Pastoolio the
( o o ) Terra hating bunny
() _()If you hate Terra,
(_)(_)copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you even started dancing ramdomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Some people say that if you talk to and answer yourself you're crazy, but I believe you're just lonely. If you're lonely copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you need a friend.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction romance should have more substance instead of characters thinking another is 'totlllay hawtz!11!eleven', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, Erendhyl, PrincessSerenity2630, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, Honey's To Sweet, Mysori

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

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First winter by AiOkami reviews
Chelsea hates winter due to her horrible past, she also hates Mondays. If she had a list those two would be at the top followed by Vaughn...that is...until he saves her life. ChelseaxVaughn R&R please! T to be safe
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,095 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Draco's Time by GeminiCancer reviews
I've never read a Draco goes back in time, and decided to write it. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,754 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light can finally have everything he wants: the world and, more importantly, L. Convincing L, however, turns out to be more difficult than killing him, especially with a house full of orphans to stir the soup. Christmas fluff balanced by a power struggle between the dynamic duo. Edited version up as of Jan 2017.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,949 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Little Lost Bunny by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After taking a trip into the city, four year old Near has lost his stuffed bunny. Now, it's up to him and six year old Mello to find the lost toy. Slight MxN.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
The Life Script by MadxHatterxTeapot reviews
What if there was a notebook that could counteract a Death Note? What would it be like? Would the same rules apply as in the Death Note? Who's hands would it fall into? Would it be used for good or evil? Find out in this fanfiction. Completed: Extra 10 up (Fanfiction is currently going through a grammar and editing process, please bare with me new readers.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,835 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Angel of Mine by SapphireMistress reviews
Mello's life in the Wammy dorm was pretty much normal...but his life turns around when he meets Near, a quiet, shy, and mysterious boy who is still haunted by nightmares from his dark past...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Mello, Near
Wherever It May Take Us by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
Mello pulled back far enough to meet my eyes, “I have a plan.” He said. Rated for Mello’s mouth and more than likely future lemon. MelloxNear. Second part of Puzzles, please read that first
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,867 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Twist by Your Silver Lining reviews
When Near and Mello work together for the first time...well, everything goes wrong and right at the same time. Near gets sick, Mello has a fetish for shirts and Matt...well Matt has taken a keen interest in a male reproductive organ. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,097 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
And So They Tried To Raise Her by NoirFoxy reviews
Mello finds a girl on the streets on his way to the store. He takes her home and both he and Matt try to raise her. MelloXMatt fluff, total chaos, a seemingly innocent child and a new life for our favourite geniuses.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Mello, Matt
Forever and a Week by Helen N reviews
AU LxLight If there was one thing Light Yagami hated more than kids messing with his life, it was nineteen years old sweet-loving kids with a severe case of chicken pox that loved to stare at him while he slept. Full summary inside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Light Y., L
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Puzzles by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
It started when his puzzle was suddenly messed up and Mello fixed it. Then escalated when the questions of what he was feeling became too much. What will Near find when he investigates further into Mello’s sudden actions? MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Hugs by Your Silver Lining reviews
It's been a long time since Mello has left. Ever since Matt was broken. But then comes as burnt five year old girl and a lot of hugs. Read the story it's really better than the summary. MattXMello. Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pen Pals by Tempted Melibea reviews
There is a new assignment at Wammy’s, and every child is supposed to participate. The assignment involves secret pen pals, and it seems like L is out to annoy the two top students at Wammy’s House…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Mello, Near
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
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