![]() Author has written 1 story for Mai HiME. ~KoNoE-YuKi-NaO-ZhAnG~ ~KoYuKi-ChAn~ ~YuKi-ChAn~ ~JejE~ ~XiE-MiN-FaNg~ Minna konnichiwa~!! -waves like an idiot- let's start it with some biodata 'kay? hahaha okay, first my nickname is a combination between my OC's name Konoe Yuki with my most loved character : Yuuki Nao/Juliet Nao Zhang (she's total HAWT!! XD) BIODATA Name: Jeansica, Xie Min Fang Nickname: Jeje, Xiao Fang, Yuki-chan, Yuki-tan, Yuki-chii or whatever honorifics you want to add to my nickname. Appearance: I'M A FAT RAPER THAT MOLEST PRETTY GALS!! MY HOBBY IS FUCK THEIR CUTE ASSES OFF! MUAHAHAHAHHA! nah, I’m totally KIDDING.. BELIEVE IT! =D - I have dark brown eyes, sometimes I wear spectacles - My hair is short spiky brown with golden highlights - My face is TOTALLY ASIAN because of my so-called foxy eyes. LOL - And I LOOKS LIKE A BOY (hey, I’m a girl!), sometimes when i was hanging out people often mistaken me as a boy. Some of them even call me "sir". When I was hanging with a girl friend of mine, sometimes we’re even mistaken as a couple! gimme a break already… - I’m kind of fat… yeah, that’s just sucks… ( Δ ;) Height: I’m 163 cm, how tall ish that?? DX Weight: like HELL I’ll tell YOU that! MUAHAHAHA DoB: 7th January 1992 which makes me 17 years old now. YES!! WE WELCOME YOU TO ADULT WEBSITES!! scream like a freak Blood type: not everyone know theirs, so I was lucky to know mine… Mine is B! It ISH the SAME BLOOD TYPE as HOTORI TADASE!! OUR ALMIGHTY TADAGAY! WHAT THE HELL?? -bangs head on desk and coughed blood- so, what’s so special about knowing that? (==.’) Interests: SPORTS!! (make yourself all sweaty ish GOOD! C=), surfing the net, reading fanfictions, watching animes, sleeping and EAT Current favourite animes: - Shugo Chara - Mai HiME/Otome/Otome Zwei - Hidamari Sketch - Lucky Star - Mahou Sensei Negima! - Candy Boy Likes: - YURI, any kind of yuri interactions will made my day… (exhaled happily) - Animes - Spare times - Edible food - Badminton - Nana Mizuki (her voice sent me to endless shivers) - Motherly-natured girls - Sexy oneesamas (Shizuru-oneesama!!) - NAO!! Who won’t?? she’s a total HAWT! Dislikes: - Someone or something full of annoyance, I just feel like tied them and threw them from the cliff or something… they’re such a pain on my ass (==.’) - Someone or something smells bad (yuck…) - Something with bitter taste - Something yucky like an indescribable vomit or died creature… eww… - Thief - Homework and school! DX - Some dense people who call yuri is a sin, c’mon thick-head! There’s no limitation meaning for love!! - SUPER BIG thing (It’s just annoying for me…) - A retard, idiotic thick-headed egoistic people who only think about themselves - Teletubbies, Barney, and any other retards... they’re just bunch of idiots… - A hyper-loud person, they're making my ears spitting blood Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done. 1. Juliet Nao Zhang (Mai Otome) 2. Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) 3. Kagami Hiiragi (Lucky Star) 4. Shizuru Viola (Mai Otome) 5. Natsuki Kruger (Mai Otome) 6. Rima Mashiro (Shugo Chara!) 7. Nagihiko Fujisaki (Shugo Chara!) 8. Lulu de Morcef (Shugo Chara!) 9. Yuki Nagato (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) 10. Mikuru Asahina (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? NAO of all people woke ME up? Well... Looking for a partner-in-crime i guess..? Or she just bored and wanna kick some sorry asses with my help... XD Number 2 asked you to go out with him? You mean HER right? WTF?? Konata! Back to your senses! What about Kagamin huh? HUH?! -start bawling- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Eww.. she must be blushing so badly and then scream in horror when she sees whom i was showering with… XP 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Shizuru’s going to marry Yuki?? What on earth is going on? Natsuki must be pulling out her hair in sorrow… lol 5 cooked you dinner? Natsuki Kruger cooked me a DINNER? I hope it’s edible… not burnt or drenched with mayo... or maybe she just hate me so she want to choke me to death... -HUGE gulp- 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Wowwie~ Rima-tan’s lying next to me on the beach? Time for some shoots.. take out a camera and start taking pictures wait until Nagi sees this... MUAHAHAHAHHHAH!! 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Nagi? A part of my FAMILY?? This is just GREAT!! XD 8 got into the hospital somehow? What the heck she’s doing there? She's not beaten up doesn't she?? ONEECHAAAAAAN!! 9 made fun of your friends? I doubt she ever made fun of anyone… she's just too... quiet.. 10 ignored you all the time? Mikuru-chan? Ehh.. what did I do? -scratch back of my head- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? She probably just watch and laugh her ass off… (T-T) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? She’ll probably sweat-dropped but help me anyway.. we’re a same race you know! both otakus should be helping each other! lol It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Kagamin? Ehh.. -shrugs- I really have no idea… But anything it would be, I should be grateful.. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? I’ll scream for my life (like HEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEELLLLUUPPPHHH!!) and she’ll appear as my lifesaver! Then we’ll be having tea together afterward.. XD (keep dreaming dumb-ass...) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? She’ll just stare at me like I grew my second head and just walk away… (T-T) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I’m going to marry Mikuru? -SQUEAAAAALLL!!- But Rima-tan won’t saying anything in particular I think… You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Nagi? He’ll comforting me of course! and we'll going to rock the basketball court!! LOL You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Lulu-neesan? She’ll probably scold me for being such a sissy... hahaha You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? She’ll just watch my game with Mikuru-chan, holding hands. SWEET =3 You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? She’ll start getting awkward coz she must be thinking I laughed at her.. hahhaa Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? SHE’S HAWT AND SEXY AND! AND!! ...Nuff said… 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? I’ll just think it as an otaku’s unrequited love and then I’ll change the topic into other yuri pairings.. -smirks- You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? I’m dating Kagamin? Umm… it’ll be kind of awkward coz I could feel Konata’s evil wrath on my spine… Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Hahahaaa… you’re such a playgirl, Shizuru-oneesama! but a threesome between Shizuru-Yuki-Mikuru would be... -nosebleed- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? NEVER. Nuff said 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Me: Rima-tan? A player? -laughed my ass off- Rima: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?? Me: shivers n-no I mean umm.. -runs for life- Rima: COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!! You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Uh oh.. is it THAT bad?? (==.’) Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? WHAT? (o_0') Oneechan?? Aww.. don’t worry, I’m here… -hugs- Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? It’s so sweet, of course I’ll eat it! Thanks Yuki-chii~ -munches- X3 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? She’ll just do fine I guess… 1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it? OFF COURSE!! ALL WILL DO FOR NAOO!! -squeals like a pig- 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Oneechan will ask me “what’s wrong with her? PMS?” 3 told 6 she started her period. AHAHAHAAA!! Kagamin?? Of all people told Rima bout her period?? Nice interaction between the tsunderes… LOL 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Shizuru slaps Yuki with a fish for going out with Nagi? ROFL! A total CHAOS I’ll say! XD 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Call Shizuru and Nao. Shizuru will do all the teases while me and Nao-chan laugh our asses off 6 curses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? Rima curses Konata in German, Kagamin is secretly watching behind a bush… -spits soda- RIMA-TAN!! RUUUUUNN!! KAGAMIN IS HOLDING A KNIFE!! 7 got high. Well.. at least he’ll just play basketball, kicking some asses and I’ll be accompanying him with pleasure… =D 8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? She must be saying: “what kind of rubbish is this you’re calling fanfiction?! EDIT IT, NOW.” 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? Yuki can’t stand Nao-chan? So SHE get HER revenge when she spills soda all over HER? I’ll come out from the bushes and give Yuki my oh-you’re-soooo-dead glare and then got myself killed with alien spells… 10 starts working at a bar.. Oh no. this is BAD... don’t worry! I’ll help you!! -sent a telepathy message to Yuki- 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. NOOOOOOO!! WHY?? OF ALL PEOPLE!! WHY NOT MEEEE!? @)@#(#!! -faints- Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? Oh of course I’ll go with her! I’m going to give Kona-chan a SWEET, SWEET REVENGE… -smirks- 4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? Shizuru and Nagihiko compete on DDR? They’ll just sit on the mat and drinking tea while chatting… LOL 5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it? Natsuki? I assume it’ll be all blue and wolfie… -smirks- 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Rima-tan and Nao-chan have a deep conversation...? I…can’t even imagine what is it about… (o_0’) 7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do? Nagi stalks Mikuru home and Yuki sees this?? SHE’LL cast a spell!! -runs for life- 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it? Oneechan bought a computer? She’ll set it into internet and start selling her jewelry via website.. lol Name Game: 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Yuki 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Yukizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favourite colour and favourite animal: Blue Panda (now that's funny.. XD) 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favourite colour and favourite drink: Blood-Red Sprite (ROFL) 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: jexienfujieat (wtf? lol) 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: ?? 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Kento (cool one,hahaa) 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favourite fruit and something that can go wrong: Banana Spanking (now that's a total sweat-drop o_0') 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any colour and a pirate accessory: Black Hat 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: huh?? 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Fanje (sounds like a piece of hurl..) 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favourite ice-cream and favourite cookie: Chocolate Oreo (wowwie... XD) 13. YOUR PORN NAME: Name of first pet you had and street you grew up on: Angel White Cempaka (now the cempaka ruin everything..) 14. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: Favourite perfume and favourite candy: Dafidoff Mentos (lol!)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! When life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. When life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshiping anime characters? If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? Can mute people burp? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. ~Nana Mizuki RULEZ! XD ~I love Yuri but that's not a prove I'm lesbian! open the thick-head! ~check my deviant art page at... -- (if you curious about my OC "Yuki Silverberg" just open up and see on the gallery! XD) |
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