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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,718 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
surprise visitors by amobutterfly25 reviews
esme and bella are having some mother daughter time.... when something changes..... what is going to happened? will anyone make it out alive? wheres everyone else at? will it change anything else in Forks? author of stuck in the closet......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7138 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Start All Over by meeshell72 reviews
Bella and her mom return to Forks after a couple of broken hearts. When her cousin Jasper welcomes her into his group of friends at Forks High, will her aquintance with the hot shot Edward actually be the fresh start she needs? AU BxEd JxA EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,838 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Diaries of a Phoenix by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
I was brought back into this world by accident.....but I’m still here for a reason. My resurrection wasn’t expected.....but neither was my murder. Now I’m looking for them. I’m looking for my murderer.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
I Knew We'd Always Be Friends by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
Bella and her brother Jasper have just moved from Phoenix, and they meet the Cullen family: Esme; Carlisle; Edward; Rosalie. They also meet the mcartys- Alice and Emmett.hilarity ensures as they go through their teen years together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,941 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tower of the Sky by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella & Edward are students at Tower High, a place between worlds. Their attraction is immediate, intense & full of complications. Why does the pencil burn when they both touch it? A love/fantasy story. Cannon. AU. Non-vamp but also non-normal human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,666 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pretendre Desir Amour by carmelinagunn reviews
Pretend. Desire. Love. Bella Swan is good at pretending. Edward Cullen is good at making it all too real. "You cannot desire what you do not know". ExB, some OOC, canon loves. started as a one shot but now a full story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,073 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only You Can Heal Me by demented bunny reviews
A lost and hurt Edward is sent to therapy by his worried family. There he meets a broken Bella.Can she help heal him? Can they help heal eachother? canon pairings r&r. First chapter is Edwards pov. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finger Prints by Stephaniiie reviews
“She said that they’ll always be right here with me.” Caroline clasped her hand over her chest and smiled a little at me. “And Tyler’s with you too, Ally, I know he is.”" Ally & Caroline talk about Tyler. Set after the movie. One-shot.
Remember Me - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
A Million More by shouvley reviews
Sequel to A Million Reasons. The stories in the caves continue with Wanda and Melanie's children along for the ride.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect? Kinda by tAYLORlAUTNERiSmYtAYbAYbAY reviews
Edward and Bella... Bella and Edward... Sounds like they belong right? Well it does to Edward but Bella falls for the wrong guy. When fate was meant for Bella and Edward, can Edward accept his arch nemisis Jacob as Bella's new boyfriend? What will he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
A New Adventure by Accept the Unaccepted reviews
Small blue bikinis, broken TVs, flirting, stalking real estate agents, New York City and Emmett...need i say more? What could possibly get in the way of Edward and Bella getting together? Read and find out! ALL HUMAN! BxE JxA EmxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,819 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Unrelenting Guilt by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
The scene in New Moon from Jasper's perspective and the guilt he feels afterwards when his family is forced away because of his actions. Rated T for blood. Sorry about the rubbish summary. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay With Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Sequel to Return to Me. Edward & Bella have made it through some heart wrenching obstacles, but they are committed to the belief that they are meant to be. Will they be able to stay together when there seem to be so many forces trying to tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Million Reasons by shouvley reviews
Wanda and Ian decide to have a baby. And madness ensues. COMPLETE. Prequel: Everything Changes, Sequel: A Million More
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartache & Revolution by shouvley reviews
When Jeb suddenly dies, what will happen when Maggie takes over and tries to get rid of Wanda and Sunny? Melanie POV
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Baby Names by shouvley reviews
One-Shot. Melanie is pregnant. One night she and Jared are discussing baby names and Jared an interesting and entertaining suggestion.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Never Enough by shouvley reviews
One shot - The first time Leah phased. Unfortunately since no one was expecting it the only one around to help her was Sam, the last person she would ever accept help from. But Sam helped her much more than she would ever know. Sam's POV. T for swearing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete