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Hey! My name is Nicole and I'm between 10-20 years old. I love the genres Hurt/Comfort because I wanna see the main character turn evil. Mwuahahaha!

Favorite color: Black

Music: Metal, screamo, and rock

Subject: Won't listen to any of them! (Even though I have good grades)

Can't live without: Gothic punk outfits, fanfiction, books, and ... ANIME!!!

Dislikes: Jerks, cheaters, ghosts, blood, and YELLOW!

Favorite Song: Black Diamond by Hoshina Utau in Shugo Chara!

Favorite Anime: Shugo Chara! It's funny! :P

Favorite Manga: Gakuen Alice


this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


Write X between the parenthesis if it describes you.

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling (X)

-You use an outer character (X)

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem ( )

-You have a reverse harem ( )

-You have a lot of friends (X)

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is (x)

-You want to be normal (x)

-You care about your friends (X)

-You don't like the occult ( )

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white. (x)

Count: 7

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child ( )

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child ()

-You're short for your age ( )

-You come off as cold and distant to people(Sometimes) ()

-You (secretly) like comedy (X)

-You aren't very athletic (x)

-You're protective of your friends (X)

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (x)

-You're not quite ready for love (X)

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white. ()

Count: 5

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling ( )

-Your older sibling is important in your life(don't have one:D) ( )

-You like to sing(secretly) (X)

-You like to compete(sometimes) (X)

-You're very stubborn/ it's hard for you to be honest(sometimes) (x)

-You think it's important to eat and get energy (X)

-You have a big appetite (x)

-You like to eat ramen (x)

-You can make your stage anywhere you go ( )

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple ()

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling (x)

-You wish you were an only child(sometimes) (X)

-You like sweets ()

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends ( )

-You like cute things ()

-You read a lot of manga (X)

-You like to be the center of attention ( )

-You hate when people fight ()

-You like being the youngest of your friends ( )

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink ()

Count: 3

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling (X)

-You secretly care about your little sibling (X)

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (X)

-You like teasing your crush(don't have one) ( )

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert(don't have one) ( )

-People often compare you to a cat ( )

-You're stubborn(sometimes) (x)

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles (X)

-You're protective of your family (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black (X)

Count: 7

Hotori Tadase

-You're the only child ( )

-You have held a grudge for a long time ( )

-You have a rival in love that you despise ( )

-You like dogs (x)

-You're a very sweet and shy person (x)

-You want power ( )

-You have a secretly spoiled character ( )

-You hate when people call you 'prince' ( )

-You are bad at making speeches (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow ()

Count: 3

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (X)

-You have long hair ()

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends (X)

-You like dance(secretly) (X)

-You like basketball ( )

-You are a secret flirt ( )

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex ( )

-You have crossdressed before ( )

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are blue and purple (X)

Count: 4

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling ( )

-You like to play sports(some sports) (X)

-You like competition(secretly) (X)

-You have a thing for older men/women ( )

-You like to try different things (X)

-You like ramen (x)

-You're very easy going (X)

-You are considered to be the big brother/sister of all your friends ( )

-You are the oldest of all your friends (x)

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ( )

Count: 6

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling ( )

-You often take care of your older sibling(I'm the older) ( )

-You take martial arts/kendo/karate, etc(want to learn) (x)

-You're tall for your age ( )

-You're very serious and blunt ( )

-You wear glasses ()

-You are good at making observations(kind of) (X)

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech ( )

-You like sticking to a schedule ( )

- You're often associated with the color/ Your favorite color is green ( )

Count: 3


95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!


-Read this--

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1. 3. 5. 7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 19. 21. 23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again!

It's so smart & sweet...

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile


ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Nicole
2. Nick names? Nicks, Nicolette, Nicole, Cole
3. Eye color? Black
4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? No I am not a slut never will be one of trashy bitches thank you next question.
7. Smart? I would say that I'm probably one of the smartest people in my class
8. Hair color? Black
9. Long, medium or short? medium
10. Sweats or Jeans? Both
11. Phone or Camera? Phone... because it has a camera included...
12. Drink or Smoke? None too young to drink or smoke
13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Jee Anne
2. First crush? NONE
3. First pet? A dog me and my family named Rio.
4. First big vacation? 1 week at Manila

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing
2. Drinking? Nothing
3. I'm about to: look for a new randomness to paste on my profile
4. Listening to? Nothing
5. Plans for today? Study

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller, I'm a girl. What girl likes a shorter guy?
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both are good qualities
3. Sensitive or loud? At the right times, I like both.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship but I'm still young

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? I don't recall...
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes, glasses
3. Ran away from home? Nope
4. Broken someone's heart? I'm not sure...
5. Been arrested? Nope I haven't

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? No, I believe in cause and consequence.
2. Yourself? Yes
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? What am I...5? No I don't.
4. Love? Yes.
5. Do you like someone? No
6. Do you believe in God? Yes
7. Answered the truth on all questions? I have nothing to hide.


One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Dennis

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? C

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours: Jee Anne

7. Your favorite number? 4

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I had a good voice

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...

you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off

your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason

your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!


What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Add this to you profile if you think it's funny,

Father: "You’re in big trouble Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

Father: "In the Face...?"

Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...


So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.ates that.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.


WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

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STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and has jumped and splashed in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is. Who doesn’t happen to care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. Who loves and is obsessed with a certain thing. Who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. (Copied from SisterOfScarletDevil and edited to better suit today's society! And you are never ever alone sweethearts! Crescent)

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX, Beckylovex, JoluJasamSkate, TaylorTyper, CoriShadowfang, SisterOfScarletDevil, CrescentMoonTenshi,Blackrock124,


if you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And if you've done the 19 above, you've driven insanity into your character! Now just be yourself! Congratulations! ;D


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Paste to ur profile if ur addicted to fanfiction.net!!!


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321,BlackRock124,


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own a DS, PS or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth (but only sometimes!).

Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink. (But not always)

Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Never watched it...)

You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of ever thing

Love romances

TOTAL GUY SIDE:11/25

TOTAL GIRL SIDE:6/25

interesting, since i'm a girl...


Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever i'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
when a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.


PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile


PERCY JACKSON RULES!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D\

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Nicizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal):Black Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Saquin Lockwood

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Avininev

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink):Black Sparkle

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Ilaedan

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Saquin

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Fish

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Murder

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) Black Eye Patch

11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Maria

12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Black Rain


1.Hinamori Amu

2.Hotori Tadase

3.Tsukiyomi Ikuto

4.Hoshina Utau

5.Nanami Luchia

6.Kazama Hiroto

7.Kagamine Rin

8.Kagamine Len

9.Hatsune Miku

10.Kaito Shion

11.MEIKO

12.Megurine Luka

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hiroto/MEIKO
WHAT?! I didn't know they ship that! I don't want to read it!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hoshina Utau

Well, if I were a boy i would say she's pretty hot but i'm a girl so... she's pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Megurine Luka and Kagamine Len

Now that's the other way around.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yup, alot.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hotori Tadase and Kazama Hiroto

Nooo!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Nanami Luchia/Kaito Shion because Miku is a girl.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

Rin walked in on Amu and Luka

I think Rin would shout because her Onee-chan made out with a stranger which is not a vocaloid.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ikuto/Kaito

"After Ikuto got dumped by Amu, he asks advice from Kaito on how to handlesituations like this." (WARNING: This is from my own imagination.)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Amu/Rin
umm no I don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort?

Rin/Luka

"Dearest Sister"

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?

Tsukiyomi Ikuto/Kagamine Len

I don't think so.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

MEIKO

Yep, and he's a pervert.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hotori Tadase/Hoshina Utau/Nanami Luchia

Just no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"I'm Sexy And I Know It", but modified to different words...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Amu/Hiroto/Luka

A lot of kissing and uh a lot of love making?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Amu and Rin are in a happy relationship until Miku runs off with Rin. Amu, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with MEIKO and a brief unhappy affair with Hiroto, then follows the wise advise of Luchia and finds true love with Luchia.

What title would you give this fic?
A Very Twisted Story

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Rin/Len

I'm going to need popcorn!

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Luchia
Teach me how to sing!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Hi Len! Hi MEIKO! What are you doing in a closet with a rubber ducky?

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Tadase

Angry, I'm stronger than him!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Miku and Tadase

AHHHH! What are you doing?! *Gonna scold Miku and Tadase about making out with strangers*

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (12) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Luka

What are you doing Luka?! First, my friends hate me for no reason, then my teacher just game an F on my project, then my parents just grounded me but your just here rummaging through my stuff?! *calms down* What are you finding anyway?

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Amu

Amu! Stop slitting your wrist! If Ikuto sees you, I don't think he can handle shock! But it sure is an awesome way to blackmail him through his expression.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Utau

Happy because she just opened up to me!!!

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Hiroto, you can never be pretty and beautiful like me.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Rin, Miku, and Utau have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing I'm Sexy and I Know It as loud as they can, waking you up.

WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP!!!!


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"He said: 'I will summon the greatest storm ever known."

The Red Pyramid

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The wall

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Adventure Time

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:10 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:46 P.M.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The T.V.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around 5. Playing my favorite sports.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A randomness about PJO.

9. What are you wearing?

T-shirt and jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

It was awesome! I just can't remember

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A pictures of me, my relatives, and my family, anime posters, awards and medals.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My shadow was a dog

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?
PJO: The Lightning Thief

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the books Rick Riordan wrote or will write. All of the Gothic or punk lolita clothes. All of the anime posters. All the delicious food in the whole world!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm a bookworm.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Have my favorite characters come to life.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not really

20. George Bush:

Annoying klfhaslkgankldkl

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Chloe

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Eric


37 Secrets About Yourself
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Nah :3

2) What is your default picture?

Windows Professional Blue

3) What's your middle name?

Saquin

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Um, I don't really know...

6) What is your current mood?

Bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

F* off and don't think of me telling you ya hentai!!!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

White

9) Missing something?

My notebook with my favorite quotes...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

When I was in a beauty pageant and I made a teensy weensy mistake. (I'm not gonna tell you what mistake)

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

An... ALICORN!! How cool woud it be to be and Alicorn?!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yep, i almost got hit by a motor.

13) Something you do a lot?

Listen to music

14) The song stuck in your head?

Yakusoku from the anime Idolm@ster

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Alien'sTheName

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don't know

17) When was the last time you cried?

few days ago? I think..

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Control over all the elements.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Don't really go there, but when I do a Hot Cocoa

22) What's your biggest secret?

I don't really have one right now. . .

23) Favorite color?

Black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Yes

25) What are you?

A girl

26) Do you speak any other language?

yes

27) What's your favorite smell?

Strawberry

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Different

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

About what happened moments ago...

31) What should you be doing?

cleaning my room, doing chores, and...maybe sleeping?

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My bro

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Sometimes

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I like mine, but i'd go with Jackson!!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Nope! I'm just short random me!

36) What is your natural hair color?
Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Kagamine Rin and Len from their song KOKORO/KISEKI


(NOTE: Don't read if you don't have a fanfiction)

(I believe this with ever fiber of my begin. I don't care what you say.)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity


Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will beif you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman:But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?


You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud


Dear Bullies

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont.


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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (Really? I never would have guessed!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


This is the stupid test! 29 things that people do! Everything in italics, i did.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything FLY OUT.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back on it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while talking.

6. Had people tell you wou're a blond when you're not OR had people tell you you had blond highlights going on in your head...

7. Been caught staring at your crush by the lucky person themselves.

8. Have looked for something for ten minutes and then realize it was in your hand.

9. Have tried to push open a door that said 'pull.'

10. Tried to pull open a door that said, 'push.'

11. Have actually believed someone when they said they know how to make love potion.

12. Have hit yourself while in the process of hitting someone else (What can I say? I'm a klutz.)

13. Have tripped and fallen UP THE STAIRS.

14. Have Xploded marshmellows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (My brother is SO mean!)

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth whille trying to blow a bubble (Yes, yes, I know.)

17. Have had the juice of a mini tomato squirt someone when you bit into it.

18. Have had juice squirt out of your noise because you were laughing so freakin' hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I missed that person, okay?)

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kick ball with flip flops on.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public wearing it.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Have searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. it has taken you longer than FIVE MINUTES to get a joke. (Well, I WAS seven...)

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Have tripped over a crack in the side walk

And the grand total is... EIGHTEEN! wow.


To all my enemies,

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

To all my friends,

You laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, You jump off a bridge, I jump on a boat to save your retarded butt.


100 questions:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? By being a klutz.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Anime posters and some awards and medals.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not that I know of...
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any kind...
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Nope!
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A set of Punk Lolita clothes.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Peace at home.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books and my iPad.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'7''
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? What's that?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes. After I read a scary book or watch a scary show/movie.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Kagamine Rin and Len
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Uh... maybe lavender, or a watery smell.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Black hair and chocolate-brown eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At a restaurant? I'm not sure...
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Ew neither.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheeeeese!
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bubblegum.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? NO! And I will never! I'm afraid that maybe Poseidon will kill me!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A necklace from my parents.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah... And I think he likes me back.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Epic Threads or Zara
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. I have some goldfish.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Um... I sorta just answered that.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Maybe if the person was really really sweet...
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Telling them in person.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 14 my favourite number :)

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't have a phone. :P
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who inserts when I'm talking to my friends. People who are a slut and a whore.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Yes
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Math problems and being tickled.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No :(
37. FIRST JOB? Nothing!
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No but I want to.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Eating
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope. And I think I want to keep it that way.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My beauty.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Not really anything.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 A boy and a girl.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. Yeah.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Palmolive

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Most of the time.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I tend to be very quite.

53. THE CD YOU'RE MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Uh... I don't know. I HAVE NO SHAME!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Oh yes ;)
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Grinding my teeth, biting my bottom lip, and punching my pillow.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? None. Always in the Philippines!
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie dolls. Thought, I hate them now.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Uh... Don't have one.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yep. And I am not ashamed to admit it
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No ;) (Yup)
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A sense of humour, kindess, and cleverness.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Nicolette, Cole
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Vocaloids. I love Japanese songs!
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Adventure Time. I love Marceline!
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Too young.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mango
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? In gym class today

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? WHAT?
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Not aloud to drive yet.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure...
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOUTALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Again, don't own a phone.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Their smile, laugh, if their funny, etc.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Trick and Treat by Kagamine Rin and Len.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Centipedes.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? January or December.
83. FAVORIE ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Black. I mean REALLY black.

86. EYE COLOUR? Black also.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I can't do fast food.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Adventure Time
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? New Years Day!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Can't vote.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? I'm a hugs person.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?. Relationships, duh.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Junk from the school store. :)
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have one...
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? PJO: The Lightning Thief
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I sadly don't have one.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (Mine has an invisible one and devil horns.)
4) You know which pages the good parts are on. (Almost sort-of maybe?)
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You star
t hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (Only because my dog is a guy and that would be pretty awkward!)
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I already did! Ha!)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (I started calling my pen Riptide and tried to decapitate my friends with it.)
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on october 2011 so you can buy The son of neptune, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (Not really, since I don't live in America and The Son Of Neptune is already out.)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (I did! But that was when I lived in China and the cashier didn't know what Mythomagic was.)
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Gods, I HATE math!)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. (And figuring out non-existant codes from their names.)
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (And I have one! I have a blue hairbrush!)
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I was wondering if I added two bottles of blue food colouring whether or not I would get food poisoning.)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (I actually did that!)
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (I started trying to memorise the facts Annabeth said so I could wow my brother. It didn't work.)
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (It turns out most people think you're crazy if you point at the mast and yell something that sounds like a baby's gurgle.)
21) You dream about PJO every night. (There were good dreams and bad ones...)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room or on your PC. (I did...but my PC crashed.)
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included) . (I really don't know.)
26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (NO! People!!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally). (I went to a museum and was calculating the chances of if I ever saw a rainbow again so I could try and get the drachma.)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood. (Never tried that.)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. (I am very selfish, and refuse to let anyone else become a demigod.)
33) You are trying to learn Greek. (Turns out GoogleTranslate isn't very accurate...from English to Chinese and vice versa, there were the most hilarious translations!)
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. (Or at least I assume so.)
36) You tried burning your hand into a picnic table. (Nope, doesn't work, but I quite nearly set myself on fire. Not cool.)
37) You have an instant crush on Leo. (He's like my little brother!)
38) You just have to research more about Greek mythology. (I searched for the family tree...bad idea.)
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. (I may be a huge fan, but I'm not dumb enough to try that.)
40) You yell at yourself for losing a three legged table. (I would...if I had a three legged table.)


PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (I get bored when I'm doing homework.)

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.(What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 3

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 3

Total: 36


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