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Of Cops, Thieves and Nutcrackers by Londonvetgirl25 reviews
On a calm Christmas Eve, night, our favorite thief steals a nutcracker doll. But is there more to this doll than meets the eye? Join him and the gang as he gets the Christmas experience he never expected. Crappy summary but please give this a chance.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Tennessee Kid - Complete
Drunken Carmelita by Jjmt reviews
Carmelita is drunk and bumps into Sly. What will happen when the vixen confesses things to her beloved raccoon?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 12/21/2017 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.] - Complete
Stealing Comes With Practice (Part One: And Maybe It's Not My Weekend) by Uncommon-Aura reviews
There was a lot of flawed logic that led to Nyx Blythe 'running' with the Cooper Gang in hopes of avoiding the Klaww Gang, and getting off their hitlist. Of all the things Nyx thought might come from this adventure, willingly becoming an accomplice to grand larceny was not one of them. (Self-Insert/OCs. Rated T. Complete)
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray, OC - Complete
Muggshot's Big Bone by Talonshade reviews
You never quite get to see what happens when you lose a boss battle in the games. You just assume that that's it; game over, you're dead, right? Not quite, because villains love to toy with fallen heroes. And Muggshot has just the game to play with our favorite little raccoon...
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2017 - [Sly C., Muggshot] - Complete
Harfest? More like smutfest Really, don't even read this tbh by ggbbhhhh
People just have a good time at a place, you're just wasting your time if you ask me
Night in the Woods - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Mae B., Bea S., Angus, Germ - Complete
A Hawt Gardevoir Crossed My Path by MoarFanfic reviews
Progressive tale of a trainer and a Gardevoir. Some graphic lemon at times, you have been warned.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
The Accident by Jjmt reviews
Sly and Bentley bet that Sly can't make Carmelita say genuine "I love you" to him but Sly is already one step ahead and has crafted a plan to get the words out of her. So what will happen when during their heist when Carmelita is chasing Sly and he has a little "accident"?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2017 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.] Bentley, Murray - Complete
Carmelita's Night Patrol by TheUnknownPerson123
Carmelita Montoya Fox is an Inspector at Interpol. Inspector Fox is on a night patrol. She is on the hunt for criminals who start their crimes during the night. What happens when a charming raccoon interferes with her night patrol?Read to find out! Takes place before Sly 3 Honour Among Theives.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,338 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Bentley, Murray
Many Happy Returns by IronicSnap reviews
It's September 23rd. Sly, fresh from his fight with Clockwerk, has someone he needs to meet. [Celebrating SC's 15th anniversary!]
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Sly C. - Complete
Loving In The Woods by Skelet reviews
Mae and Bea have a fun time in the woods, if you know what i mean. Rated M for lewds.
Night in the Woods - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Mae B., Bea S. - Complete
A game of Cops and Robbers by PyroOvalord reviews
A one-off short fanfiction about Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox's relationship.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Caught in the Act 2 by Talonshade reviews
After that fateful night when a raccoon and a turtle shared an intimate moment, they haven't been able to stay out of each other since. One night, however, they slip up in their little game, causing a certain hippo to catch on to their nightly adventures... and he wants to join in...
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Sly C., Bentley, Murray] - Complete
Rubble by offtheupright reviews
Their latest escapade leaves Carmelita and Sly's relationship in tatters, but something better will always come out of the ashes...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2017
A new side of Inspector Carmelita Fox by TailwithaStripe
Just a short and sweet story involved Sly and Carmelita (mainly about Carmelita) from the Sly Cooper series. The characters and franchise are owned by Sony Computer Entertainment, Sucker Punch and Sanzaru Games respectively.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Muffets' Little Stress Reliever Project by GarciaTheCommander reviews
Muffet hoped that her bake sale will increase money for the fundraiser to aid the spiders trapped in the ruins. But when a particularly creature comes in and doesn't buy anything, she thinks of another way he can pay up. That's when a sadistic thought creeps up in her head. Contains fetish material such as (Bondage/Reverse Rape/Sadistic/Monster/Femdom)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - OC, Undyne, Muffet
Cornered for Dinner by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
A dinner date at a fancy restaurant with a charming criminal. And for dessert: capturing and booking said notorious criminal. Carmelita's idea for a perfect evening. Or is it? Sly/Carmelita. Rated K.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
First Mate by Iron Wolf 43 reviews
In need of a job, Ryan Wulf, the youngest in the Wulf family, takes a security job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. At first, things were going fine, though she doubted the sanity of her employer. However, her first night goes from boring to very... surprising. Rated M for later chapters... and because of my twisted imagination.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,563 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Foxy, OC] Mangle
Tsundere Lucario by Clamorem Luporum reviews
(I don't own the image nor the game) After your Riolu evolved into a Lucario, he seems to hate you for no good reason. Yet, he's always looking at you with this strange look whenever he believes you're not paying attention. You just hope it'll pass. [Written in second-person. Contains M/M.]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Lucario, OC] - Complete
A Dash of Apple: A Cupcakes Alternate Ending by moredreamslesslife reviews
An alternate ending to the infamous Sergeant Sprinkles fanfic: Applejack rescues Rainbow Dash from Pinkamena's torture basement. AppleDash shipping. Rated for some gore and one death (not Rainbow's.)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Rainbow Dash, Applejack] Pinkie Pie - Complete
Accidental Confessions by Sherlocked-Dawn reviews
"Oh. Oh no. Nonononono, I didn't say all of that out loud, did I? Sweet little baby Jesus above, please, pretty please let this be a nightmare. A cruel joke. Anything."
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
You Play Too Much Sly Cooper by Nastra1991 reviews
At first Sly just thought their little rendezvous was all fun and games, until one particular night, filled with sexual tension...now they must learn to confront their feelings for one another as other interesting things happen in their lives. Sorry for the bad description. Warning- Swearing, Adult Themes, and depending on how the story goes, the rating may change.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,856 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.]
Aqua Vitae by 43501 reviews
She'd become your fast friend once she overcame her own conflicts about it, training you almost every other day. One morning, a coincidence and a misunderstanding leads to something interesting. [Explicit Undyne x Reader. Story predates Undyne's relationship with Alphys and doesn't conflict with/override canon.]
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Undyne, OC] - Complete
Caught in the Act by Talonshade reviews
One night, after a long day of thieving, Sly, feeling sexually frustrated, decides to have a 'private night'. Unknown to him, he accidentally leaves his binocucom active, catching the interest of a certain turtle...
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Sly C., Bentley] - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by FlareGun343 reviews
A story about everyone's favorite dysfunctional cop-and-robber relationship, and the ups and downs the participants experience. Neither of them thought it possible, but hey, maybe they can make it work. Sly x Carmelita. Fav, follow, review, all that good stuff.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.]
Foxes, Raccoons, and Bears, Oh My! by daisygirl101 reviews
Sequel/Companion piece to 'What a Train Wreck'. Carmelita made one too many mistakes and landed her in a compromising position. Time for Sly to repay his debt to her, no matter the cost.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.] - Complete
Carmelita Fox and the Unexpected Visit by Evangeline Gray reviews
Sly visits Carmelita on her patrols.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Enslaved by intrarescriptor reviews
Steve and Alexandrea were sent into this mysterious world two years ago. After surviving all that time, what happens when the monsters they've been fighting find their home? Rated M for rape, violence, and character death.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Steve, OC - Complete
The Life Of Po by Zoehenson reviews
Po is a young prostitute who often faces difficulty in her life. She was adopted after her mother died and her father gave her away. She discovers she is pregnant by the man who raped her, this man turns out to be her real father. What will happen to Po?
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011
A Happy Ending by VolumeControl reviews
Takes place after Sly defeats Clockwerk. Carmelita's head start offer might just let Cooper take advantage of the situation. SlyxCarm M for Sex
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
What a Train Wreck! by daisygirl101 reviews
After a mission involving none other than the Inspector herself, Sly gets into a bit of trouble. Trouble only Carmelita can fix... Fluffy SlyxCarmelita oneshot :D
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.] - Complete
Creamy Vanilla by SeductiveSerpent reviews
Vanilla isn't the sweet, kind mother we all know, behind closed doors she has a dirty little seacret that only a few know about, one that she "share's" with her daughter... Oneshot, FutaVanillaXCream!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cream/Cheese, Vanilla - Complete
Sick Day by BananaB0mb reviews
It seems like not even a master thief can take a day off, when his favourite Inspector is getting herself into trouble. Two-shot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Grey by kikofreako reviews
Ever try compromising, sweetheart? - Cooper, call me sweetheart again and I'll kick you out of this air vent. Carmelita finds herself in a rather compromising position with her favorite felon-- Sly Cooper. / sly.carm, of course /
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete