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*WARNING: RATED M FOR USE OF MATURE LANGUAGE, BLOOD AND GORE, USE OF DRUGS, INTENSE LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL THEMES*

I'm not joking. Don't read this, or my content if you are under 18 (or around parents/guardians)

Phew, now that that note's out of our hair we can talk like adults.

My name is Eric, but my friends tend to call me Epic. When PM-ing, just stick to Epic, or EricTheEpic13 if you don't mind typing it all out...

About me.

I'm an 198-year-old Canadian male that is about 5'10"-ish who spends a lot of time writing stories, typing said stories, playing video games and just general hanging with my amigos, and sometimes lewd stuff (UwU). I started writing after I found out Fan-Fictions were a 'legit' thing and the first story I wrote was a rather poorly worded Adventure Time story about the son of Death and his adventures in the world of Oah, because the worlds of OOO and AAA were bound together... Blah blah. It sucked.

I am currently working on multiple stories, my favorite thus far is about the show RWBY, and the others shall remain a mystery until further notice. Insert ominous/mysterious laughter here in post.

Stuff I like.

Video Games

Minecraft, Unturned, Sly Cooper Series, InFamous Series, Borderland Series, The Sims Series (life sims in general), Assassin's Creed Series, Little Big Planet Series, Elder Scrolls Series, Metal Gear Solid Series (fuck The Phantom Pain's story though, and fuck you Metal Gear Survive), Roller-Coaster Tycoon Series (mostly 2 though), Fallout NV (I can't get into the isometrics of 1 or 2, and 3's gameplay/story compared to NV), and series series series, etc.

Manga/Anime-

RWBY... I don't watch anime, nor do I read manga anymore. Maybe I'll get back into it sometime. I just have so much other stuff I wanna read/watch first.

Shows-

Stranger Things, Ridiculousness, Tosh.O, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Adventure Time

Music-

Mostly Classic Rock and ElectroSwing, though some Country/Country Rock is ok

Misc.

I draw, write, play video games and read in my free time. Oh, and I bitch about being alive - not asking to be born whilst being thrust into existence regardless - while considering philosophical ideologies/having existential crises, unlike other teens nowadays with their YOLO swags and whatnot.


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A general disinterest in naming this something legitimate.

1. Age? 19.

2. Height? About 5'10".

3. Eyes? shit Dark brown.

4. Have any tattoos? Nope, but I do want to get one!

5. And piercings? Nope.

6. Fave food? Pizza.

7. Fave pizza topping? Green Olives, Pepperoni, Feta Cheese, Pineapple (not all at once, though I've never tried it, so maybe one day).

8. Fave drink? Tea, Coffee, assorted Alcoholic Beverages.

9. Siblings? Nope.

10. Been in a fight? I've been in more than I care to admit.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? IDK, it kind of depends on feelings toward the person/past events leading up to the event. Also if you both agree on it just being a one-night thing, fuck the night away I guess.

12. Weight? About 170. Don't blame me, blame all the delicious food that exists in my general vicinity.

13. Fave snack? I don't know, I consume whatever is in the house.

14. Fave candy? Bounty Bars (Mmm, coconut).

15. Fave movie? Can't name only one, though Doctor Strange, Blade, Blade 2, 2016 1&2, Inception, and Scott Pilgrem Vs. The World are definitely up there.

16. Fave show? I usually watch stuff on Twitch/Youtube, so if you exclude those... the News... Not FOX though, obviously. I'm not a fucking heathen.

17. Do you smoke? Rarely.

18. Blondes or brunettes? Why judge? Both look nice.

19. Any scars? One on my forehead, some burns, and other stuff.

20. Fave music? Classic Rock, Metal and other Anti-Govern punk shit like that.

21. Fave actor? Don't have one I can think off the top of my head.

22. Where do you live? Land of the snow, maple syrup, and politeness, eh?

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Nope. I roll with the times, and the times separate people.

24. Last person who made you cry? SheriffEli (Twitch Steamer), he was talking about his brother who died in the Military and it reminded me of a close friend who passed in Afghanistan.

25. Do you enjoy school? Define 'enjoy'.

26. Desires? Depends on if you want to hear a list or not. Top of the list, more time to be a kid (and a fucking memelord).

27. Fave fast food joint? McDonald's not bad, but smug Wendy's is better.

28. What's the last thing you drank? As of 11/07/18 - Coffee.

29. What are you doing right now? Surprisingly enough, TYPING!

30. Where would you like to go? Europe, it's all beautiful compared to Canada and America.

31. Are you in a relationship? Nah, I have better things to do, like spending money I don't have, and be alone.

32. Ever been arrested? Nope, at least not that I can remember/am willing/contractually obligated to say.

33. Ever had a stalker? I wouldn't know because if I did they wouldn't be doing their job. You know, not being noticed creeping.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Well, 6 feet under and (hopefully) not a shallow grave, or wherever non-religion-based afterlife is (but probably Hell if it is real [I don't think it is {though that would be pretty fucking rad to hang with the Devil}]).

36. Is there a God? I don't know, and I honestly don't fucking care. If there is a God, I want to say one thing to them. 'Fuck you', though I bet that would just fall upon deaf ears. Sigh.

37. Do you have a cell phone? Unfortunately no.

38. Are you squeamish? How could I be a sadist AND squeamish?

39. Are you a human? As far as you know; yes.

40. Ever been in a speeding car? Pffft, 'have I been in a speeding car'. Of course. I've also been on a speeding car. CAR-SURFING.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Thinking about what could be stupider than thinking about stupid stuff while doing something stupid.

42. Do people find you attractive? Some people. Depends on gender. I am flattered though when dudes AND girls find me attractive - cause if both genders do, I'm obviously doing something right!

43. What annoys you? The list is too long. People, religion, how fucked up the governments are (and how much worse they are getting). To sum up most of it, anything that involves humans.

44. What are you afraid of? Nothing that I can think of, off the top of my head.

45. Gold or silver? Silver, you can kill werewolves with it.

46. Are people afraid of you? I would hope so, all I wear is black and blood red.

47. Do you sing in public? Yeah, who doesn't?

48. Ever been mad? I am stuck in a constant, never-ending state of mad! No.

49. Does money make people happy? Most.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Of course not. When more than half of the free world accepts the Bible as a source of trustworthy information, that raises more alarms for concern than it does shut off. We shouldn't need an imaginary friend and a book to tell us not to be fucking cunts to each other.

51. What's your hair look like? Brown and on my head. Very curly, I usually keep it tied into a ponytail with some hanging off the front of my forehead.

52. First job? Hunting and killing deer for dinner.

53. Do you like meeting new people? No, unless they too hate everyone they meet, paradoxically enough.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Define 'get along'.

55. Ever played the slots? Once, poker's more my game because the slots are too random.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? That's none of your God damned busi- yes.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, though it was not my fault. I was the passenger.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 3, they were those damn twisty library stairs too!

59. Do you care what people think of you? Not one bit. Unless it's a girl I like, then sometimes.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? Hopefully dead. (I/V)

61. Are you afraid of the dark? Not really, I'm just worried about what roams in it . . . Mwahahahaha!

62. What kind of car do you have? I don't.

63. Time you were born? Midnight-ish.

64. Ever break any bones? Quite a few.

65. Fave childhood toy? No doubt, Lego!

66. Fave author? H.P Lovecraft by a country mile!

67. Are you a paranoid person? No.

68. Have any enemies? Hopefully.

69. Are you afraid of heights? Depends on if I'm falling from them or not. Heh, 69 . . . Surprised it's not a sex question.

70. Last movie you watched? As of 22/11/2016, Doctor Strange. As of 11/07/18, can't remember.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Maybe The Human Centipede. Oh, or Cannibal Holocaust, that was a good one too!

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Why not both?

73. Favorite color? Blood Wine Red.

74. What time do you usually wake up? 06, then 07, then usually at 07:55 I'm up (school), 14:00 on the weekends.

75. What are you doing? Typing, like I said prior to this re-asked question.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? I don't know, maybe money, if I had any.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? A week (hunting).

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? 7.

79. Can you do a handstand? Nope.

80. Are you an angry person? I'm angry all of the motherfucking time.No.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Anyone? Try any-all.

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Not that I'm aware of. I mean I'm asleep, so I wouldn't know.

83. Have you ever gotten so tired you couldn't remember what happened the night before? Literally all the time.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I'd rather not try.

85. Are you delusional? What kind of delusional do you mean? Crazy 'unicorns and leprechaun' or murderous 'burn down that church and lock the door'?

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Being a girl . . . Mostly because I am a dude.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Something too boring to remember.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I've never tried. I would assume yes, however.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Pirate. They get to do whatever they want. Ninjas have to train, and be responsible. I don't fuck with responsibilities.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I don't know, it was so bad I can't remember.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed, though I am also somewhat ambidextrous.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No, I have a . . . What, was the question?

93. How are you feeling right now? Alive on the outside, dead on the inside. #CryingAtTheClub

94. What annoys you about people? People.

95. Do you dislike children? No, I straight up hate the little fucks. All they do is cry, and be smelly.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I climb a mean fence.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? I already own a pair.

98. Can you smile for me? I don't smile often.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Write until I'm tired enough to sleep.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Actually, never. First time I rode a bike (both with and without guide wheels) I didn't fall off.

101. Nickname? Epic, I guess. Though sometimes people have called me 'Echo', 'Mono' and 'Cunt'.


Please excuse the fact that some of the answers are obviously more angerly constructed than others. I have this nasty habit of reading through the list, but not caring enough to rewrite everything, so I only change what I really feel like changing.


Best of luck upon the Battlefield of Life, and so luck stay with you crossing unto the Eternal Plains of Death.

Epic

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