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A Night at the Airstream by
mayzee reviews
Two shot episode tag that verges into AU for 6.21 Black Hearts. Lisbon comes to visit Jane after Pike's proposal. Jane's POV. Mixture of angst and fluff. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Now complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trust by
mayzee reviews
After a year apart Jane and Lisbon meet again. Can they rebuild their relationship and work together to fight a common enemy? Can they ever trust each other again? Love each other again? CBI based that breaches into AU. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,419 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
Fugue in White by
Brooklyn79 reviews
Based after S7 finale White orchids. Patrick Jane suffers severe memory loss causing him to revert to his old ways, as well as not remembering Teresa Lisbon, his current life or tragic past. Can Lisbon help him get back to himself & will he fall in love with her all over again? Or will she fall him despite his fugue state. It's an AU story. (Inspired by episode 4:10)
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,722 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., D. Abbott, J. Wylie - Complete
Chance Encounter by
mayzee reviews
Story based on Jane and Lisbon meeting as teenagers. He is nineteen, she is eighteen. What might have happened between them if they had met before Jane encountered Angela? Rated T but may have some M rated chapters later on. Multichapter. Sequel planned where they are adults. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,583 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vegas Variation by
mayzee reviews
What would have happened if Lisbon had bailed Jane out after getting arrested in Vegas and not Lorelei? Here's my take on what might have occurred in 4x24 in place of what actually did. Multichapter. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Missing by
mayzee reviews
Lisbon goes missing. When Jane and the team find her they are faced with a shocking discovery of what has happened to her during the missing month, leaving both she and Jane disoriented. Can he help her become the person he fell in love with again? Can she put the pieces of herself back together? Can they find those responsible? Reviews are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 99,239 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Cannoli & Confession by
mayzee reviews
What would have happened if Pike had not been at Lisbon's house the night Jane showed up at her door with the cannoli from Il Tavolo Bianco? Here's my (ultimately) romantic take on what may (should?) have happened that evening. A little bit of angsty fluffiness. Twoshot. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Now complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Art of Awkward Seduction by
Osckmo reviews
Post Blue Bird. Jane and Lisbon get close.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Hands and Hotel Rooms by
starry19 reviews
" She drew a finger down his cheek, studying the lines there, brought on by years of darkness and stress. She wondered if some of them had been put there by her."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Green Light, 7x6 by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Lisbon has one more present for Jane to open. Rated M for Jisbon sexy times and adult language. Spoilers, 7x6.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Consequences of Fear by
mayzee reviews
Starts around three months after Blue Bird. Jane and Lisbon are living together happily when a disastrous event threatens to drive them apart forever. Can they get their lovelife back on track? Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews appreciated. Last chapter 44 just added! Finally complete, again!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
The Black Dress by
mayzee reviews
An alternative ending to episode 6.17. Short multichapter. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., D. Abbott - Complete
Crossroads by
mayzee reviews
A tragic event brings Jane back into Lisbon's life in D.C. A rough start but if you keep reading it will hopefully prove worthwhile in some later fluffier chapters. Jisbon. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Sunny with a Chance of Pickles by
Another Fine Pickle reviews
Jane and Lisbon's first day as a couple. Lots of banter, fun, flirting, and some monkey business too. Last chapter brings rating up to M, but probably closer to T.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Deception by
mayzee reviews
AU of how Jane and Lisbon meet. Lisbon works for the CBI when 'psychic' Patrick Jane comes into her life just as Red John's obsession with her deepens. It's a little more light-hearted than it sounds. Jisbon. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,979 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John, Virgil M. - Complete
New Beginnings by
mayzee reviews
Set just after the kiss from Blue Bird, Jane & Lisbon coming to terms with the changes to their relationship and feelings for each other as a new case opens up old wounds for them both. My first fanfic, hope you enjoy, reviews appreciated. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,335 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Learning to Breathe by
starry19 reviews
'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,032 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Long Gray Ribbon by
Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Post-Season 6 multichapter. Jane and Lisbon make their way back to Austin after the events of "Blue Bird." They have a lot to talk about. A road trip fic, filled to the brim with plenty of dialogue, Jisbon romance, humor, and a little drama. Spoilers for all of Season 6. Rated T/M for adult themes, language, and sexytimes. Cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,276 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Blue Bird, Redux by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Suppose dinner at the Blue Bird Lodge had gone differently. An alternate ending to the finale. Two-shot. Spoilers, 6x22 (sort of). Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Recalculating by
Idan reviews
A few months after moving to DC, Lisbon is called to testify in an old case in Austin. Seeing her again leads Jane to question the decisions they both made. T/M for language and eventual sexytimes. Multi chapter. Goes AU after Black Hearts.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Fancy by
Idan reviews
After Silver Wings of Time, Jane reflects, Cho makes threats, and Lisbon throws a punch. Facing a new phase in their relationship, Jane and Lisbon try to adjust.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Three R's by
Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,266 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Samuel B. - Complete
Road Trip by
Idan reviews
Spoilers for White as the Driven Snow, picking up right after the episode ends. What do Lisbon and Jane do during the long ride home? Talk, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Words by
Idan reviews
Lisbon tries to get Jane to say the words before it's too late. Based on a spoiler for the rest of the season.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] Kimball C. - Complete
Jealousy by
Idan reviews
A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,509 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Confrontation by
hardly loquacious reviews
She'd been hoping for a knock on her door. She hadn't expected something far closer to banging. Lisbon tried to keep her grin contained as she let the door swing open. "Jane." Jane, on the other hand, didn't seem to have any trouble keeping a smile off of his face. "Lisbon. You're home." Consummate-verse, sequel to Connection, set during 6.12
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Connection by
hardly loquacious reviews
Over the years, after a tough day she'd also gotten used to a cup of tea and an absolutely-not-hovering consultant (a compensation the Washington Sheriff's office had never boasted). It seemed that the FBI came with that service though (more than compensating for the occasional mortal danger). Lisbon and Jane try to deal with their shifting relationship. Sequel to Consummate.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Consummate by
hardly loquacious reviews
Even if most things about his return to the U.S. are better than he deserves, at least one thing is unacceptable. He's determined to fix it though. He hopes he can. He certainly wants to. Jane drops by Lisbon's apartment, long after the case is closed, with an unexpected question. And she isn't sure how to react. For Chibs, set immediately after 6.11.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Habit by
Idan reviews
Tag to White Lines, so spoilers for that. Jane ponders his habits and their unintended consequences.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Tried and True by
inkstainedfingers97 reviews
They'd slipped into old habits almost immediately upon her arrival in Texas, moving seamlessly back into the behavior patterns of partners and best friends. The trouble was, Lisbon had spent a few too many nights alone by her fireplace for this arrangement to be entirely satisfying to her anymore. She wanted more.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
My Blue Christmas by
starry19 reviews
Now complete! Collaboration with MleeWrite and Donnamour1969. Featuring regrets, remedies, making peace with the past, and one very merry Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,950 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Happiness, Rediscovered by
Idan reviews
"Suddenly he was struck with the truth of his situation: his past wasn't just holding him captive. It had also imprisoned Lisbon, dooming her to a wait for something she was losing hope would ever happen. And now he didn't have the excuse of his revenge, or of putting her in danger. What was he waiting for?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Wedding Planning by
Idan reviews
Follow up to Wedding in Red, which felt really unfinished to me. Jane and Lisbon talk about weddings. Hypothetically, of course. Or so Lisbon thinks.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,959 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Missing by
inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He wasn't sure what was worse, knowing what state she was likely to be in when they finally found her, or knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything that had happened to her was completely his fault.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The Mentalist: Amore a Roma by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon travel to Rome, Italy for a wedding, but will The Eternal City put them under its spell as well? Jisbon romance, humor and the beauty of Roma, with the added bonus of a little Cho-mance. Spoilers, Season 5. Rated T/M for mild language and adult situations. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Virgil M. - Complete
In the Cards by
Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Red Planet by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Now complete. With a case that divides the sexes in the good old CBI, Jane and Lisbon make a bet that has them questioning everything they thought they knew about sexual stereoptypes. Set late Season 5, but with no Red John, no angst; only humor, romance and the age-old battle of the sexes. Rated T/M for adult language and sexuality. Jisbon/Rigspelt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
The Best Mistake by
Nerwen Aldarion reviews
"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,492 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ebulliometry: A Crash Course by
lisbon99 reviews
'Van Pelt has the sudden and unshakeable suspicion that Lisbon knows exactly who just called her. It follows, then, that Lisbon ignored the phone call deliberately.' Who is John Fox, why is he so determined to track down Lisbon, and why is that a significant problem for Jane? [Jane/Lisbon; multi-chapter story]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,676 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag, 5x17: Red, White, and Blue by
Donnamour1969 reviews
CHAPTER 2 IS UP! AU sequel to my 5x15 tag, subtitled, "Step Five." Spoilers for 5x15, 5x16, 5x17. Romance, humor, Jisbon. Rated T for sexual content.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Ruby Tears by
Donnamour1969 reviews
A disturbed young woman pursues Jane. He must convince Lisbon that the teen isn't as innocent as she seems, before he too gets caught in her trap. Set in Season 5. Drama/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content, language, and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,850 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Periwinkle by
inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Patrick Jane lay on his couch with his eyes closed, thinking about the latest mystery in the Serious Crimes Unit. It wasn't a murder, for once. It wasn't even a crime. No, the mystery was simply this: Lisbon had left early, and he wanted to know why.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blanket Statement by
lisbon99 reviews
Teresa Lisbon has nothing to say to Lorelei Martins – but unfortunately, the reverse is not quite true, and her disclosure will have significant ramifications for Jane and Lisbon's relationship. [One-shot; some spoilers/speculation for 5x16 (written pre-episode). Be warned: contains both Kirkland/Lisbon and Jane/Lisbon!]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lavinia by
Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cinnamon Candles by
inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He really didn't look good. She'd seen him tired before, of course, but even on previous occasions when he'd gone through periods of insomnia, he managed not to let it affect his appearance much beyond appearing attractively rumpled instead of immaculately pressed. But now, he wasn't faring so well. In fact, he looked downright terrible.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Clinging to Broken Glass by
starry19 reviews
Season Four story, set immediately post Fugue in Red. "Then, suddenly, he realized she was his warm place, somewhere to seek shelter and comfort. It never crossed his mind that she would push him away." Rated T/M
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Starlight and Silent Nights by
starry19 reviews
Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Taming of the Psychic by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Imagine an AU world where Red John never killed Jane's family. What would Jane be like? Can Lisbon learn to tame the savage psychic? Inspired by "Fugue in Red," but set around some events of Season 2. Rated T/M for language and Jisbon sexytimes. Humor/Romance/Fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One Night by
waterbaby134 reviews
Lisbon. Jane. Mancini. There's one too many people in this relationship, and it'll take one special night to put things right. Beware slight spoilers to 'Devil's Cherry' and heavy 'T' rated content.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Drugged by
hardly loquacious reviews
Jane plus Lisbon plus strange mind/libido-altering substance alien-in-origin or not . That's pretty much it, really. Written for a trope meme at the request of spyglass and 13oct.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by
LittleMender reviews
He had used the phrase so often, flippantly as it applied to others. Now they stood forehead to forehead, eyes closed. He infused the words with everything he felt for her . . .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,916 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Scarlet Woman by
Donnamour1969 reviews
NEW! EPILOGUE POSTED! Collaboration with waterbaby134. How do you solve a problem like Lorelei? That's just what Jane and Lisbon must figure out. Our take on what we'd like to happen post finale. Spoilers for 4x23-24. Romance,drama,humor,Jisbon! Rated T/M for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Long Lost Long Last by
hardly loquacious reviews
After a case involving obscure hobbies, Jane decides to bring back the long lost art of letter-writing. In spite of his best efforts, he only manages to secure a single correspondant.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,998 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Mentalist: Fire With Fire by
Donnamour1969 reviews
When Jane attempts to help Rigsby win Grace's heart, things backfire in unexpected ways. Season 1 AU. Fluff, humor, farce, romance. T/M. Jisbon and Rigspelt. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What's a Fugue Between Friends? by
LittleMender reviews
How the sheep dip did she get into these situations? Jane whispered a snicker into her ear, and not only did she have the only possible answer to that question but a pounding urge to hit someone as well.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someplace Warm by
Rothelena reviews
Both utterly lonely and unable to form serious relationships, Jane and Lisbon strike a deal. Starts angsty, but moves to fluff pretty fast. Not much plot, I'm afraid. Now T, may go to M later, but I won't exaggerate...this is not a piece of hotness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Taking Charge by
hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by
Hollow Nightmare reviews
When Jane doesn't fare too well in the aftermath of Red John's death, Lisbon must decide whether or not to help him. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Garland by
Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Midwinter's Tale by
LittleMender reviews
When he caught sight of the blood smear, a small handprint that swept toward the door and still seemed to desperately cling to the frame in one last attempt to resist being taken, he inhaled a sudden, frenzied breath and called Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pajamas! by
Hollow Nightmare reviews
"Hey," she slurred, "you know what your initials spell?" Jane/Lisbon fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Questionnaire by
FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by
FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Outrunning the Flame by
SSJL reviews
If you get too close, a burn is inevitable.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by
FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In Absentia by
Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete