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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1961301, Profile Updated: 08-12-10

Eight times out of ten, if I come across as a jerk, it's because your grammar and spelling are worse than an eight-year-old's. The other time, it's either an accident or your story is so cliche that I literally cannot read it. I'm sorry if I come across as harsh, but OMGZZ!!!111 is not part of the English language and I'm tired of reading about (hot cmale character's) perfect love interest.

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So, I am Kap. Short for Kaprikorn. I don't write because of a lack of dedication.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

shrugs* I'm paranoid.

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An Apple A Day by Delongbi reviews
What happens when you put a psychic trainer, a criminal mastermind, a psychotic killer, and an Apple all in one story? An original trainer OC / OT story. Expect plotiness, randomness, awesomeness, and drama...ness?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 295,260 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Eevee/Eievui, Mew
Entwilightened by PingZing reviews
Alec Balkojec's otherwise mundane and average life changes for the stranger when a certain Twili drops into it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Midna
Rough Around the Edges by PhantomInvader reviews
There are high expectations set for the child of the clan leader and Tsahik, but unfortunately Jake and Neytiri's son, Mosyk, seems to screw up his every attempt to live up to them. Not all Na'vi are graceful, after all. COMPLETED. Del. Scenes for fun.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,102 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
It's a moon, not a planet by ProfessorScience reviews
Post-Avatar: So, what happened after the RDA left?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Survival & Sarcasm by ProfessorScience reviews
It's hard working for the RDA, so you'd think that if they stopped bothering you and your research, it would be great. That is, until they stop showing up altogether. Complete!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,685 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
First Impressions by vifetoile89 reviews
Twilight Princess. When and how did Zelda and Midna first meet? How did Midna introduce herself, let alone win Zelda's trust? What sort of conversation would two exiled princesses share?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Plushies of Legend! by GirlWaterShaman reviews
A pudding-related accident transports the entire Legendary Council into our world, in the form of plush toy versions of themselves. A Pokemon fangirl that loves fanfic finds them and takes them home. Can anyone spell INSANITY? ON HIATUS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia
Between the Lines by KBones reviews
In the Public eye things are always different. You need to read between the lines to see the true colours.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Prophet of Regret
Without a Sword by Exilo reviews
A scientific frieghter stumbles upon a dead ship, sending out an SOS. They soon find not all threats are alien in nature. AI-centric, one shot, R&R please.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
A Night on the Mesa by Shadsie reviews
TP. Link, Midna and contemplations regarding the costs of war atop the mesa in the Gerudo Desert. He'd survived the three Shadow Beasts. Of course, they were monsters, but it didn’t change the fact that, all this time, he’d been killing her people.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Kingdom Come by Exilo reviews
The treaty between the humans and the Sangheili is barely holding and the slightest act of hostility could reignite the war. When a Sangheili civilian vessel is attacked, its crew slaughtered, Shipmaster Rtas needs to bring the guilty to justice.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,414 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Impey by Imsi reviews
A wounded Elite child is found stranded upon a human planet that at the moment is being brutally attacked by the Covenant. One marine does the unthinkable: he rescues it. Perhaps there are still marines out there who hold on to their humanity and idiocy.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete