Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.

Son of a Templar and Mage. Warrior. Mage. General. Legend. GraveWalker. These were some of the many things he was known for. Now he lives in isolation until the Darkspawn attack a strange group. Now he has to take up the sword again and help the Grey Warden and his company save Fereldan from a Civil War and the Fifth Blight. DISCONTINUED.

Baby Harry is carefully examined by Dumbledore and is revealed to be a horcrux. Dumbledore, fearful that it might prevent the prophecy, carefully excises the soul fragment with a tiny lash of Fiendfyre- unaware that he was already the third step on the road of the Master of Death. *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.

Returning to Hogwarts for their 7th year after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter has a magical accident and is left as Harriet Potter. This is a tale of her journey.

A fast paced adventure, where a betrayed Harry and Hermione stumble across an old fortress. Who built it? What secrets will it hold? Will they find the answers they need to ending this war? Can they use the castle as a sanctuary? Will Harry finally become the Dark Lord's equal? What's up with the ghost? Follows canon up to Ron's leaving; AU from there. Powerful Harry.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.