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The Percy Jackson Oath: I promise to remember Percy, Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth, Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature, For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron, Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson, Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia, Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse, Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca, Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico, Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë, Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael, Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes, I promise to love PJO, Wherever I may go, So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

Dear Math,

I am not your therapist.

It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Also, stop asking me to find your X.

Don't ask Y, just accept it.

She is NOT coming back to you.

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Put this on you profile...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

f you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically. (dam)

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.

If you believe everything you read in any type of book including comic books are real, at least in a different universe.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

after reading The Lost Hero you want to learn morse code just beacuse leo knows it

choke on the the air you're breathing when some one has never heard of percy jackson

explore long island for CHB(then do the same for CJ)

say random quotes from the series like-"you're half donkey!?!" or "DIE!!!!"

freak out after a voice that sounds like the oracal(not rachel the other one)

you get a WTF face when some one asks "what's so important about august 18?!?"

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you love Thalico copy & paste!

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NICO NEVER WILL TURN EVIL! )

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent.

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.(haven't seen any)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)

You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

You took the time to read this list.

You've tried to send an Iris message.

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.

You are teaching yourself Greek.(i wish)

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.

You wish there was a PJO series on TV.

You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together!

You draw pictures of all the characters.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!)

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth

...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War

Funny Things

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will need you to bail them out of jail for kicking the dude's ass.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will either laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" or punch the source of your sorrows.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will takes yours and downs it before you can take it back.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move... the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

20 Things i'm gonna do before i die...

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

4) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

5) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

6) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

7) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

8) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

9) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

10) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.

11) Call McDonalds asking for directions to Burger King.

12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!

13) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

14) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.

15) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

16) Hide a walk talkie in a bush and scare people that walk by.

17) Get on a crowded elevator with a bag in your hands, sigh and say "darn my snake got loose again".

18) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

19) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!

20) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

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Strings of Fate by PJCKMCACSKSA reviews
There were nine people in charge of fate. The Moirae, the Norns, and the Hemsut. They worked closely together, deciding the fates of people, and whether they were Greek/Roman, Norse, or Egyptian. Sometimes people crossed into two tapestries. Never three. Until a boy was born in 1993, who wiggles his way into all three. Read on to find out who the mysterious boy is and his fate.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 83,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Percy J.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 212,207 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 5,756 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 526,107 - Reviews: 5675 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 7,251 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Filii Deorum by CombatTombat reviews
Jason Grace is missing, kidnapped from New Rome with no one knowing how it happened. His cousin, Percy Jackson, Son of Neptune, is going crazy trying to find him. But as new threats rise, Percy finds out that not all is as it seems, and that his search for his cousin may have to wait while he handles these new threats, both internal and external. Sequel to Vas Bellicosum.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,745 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/14 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] [Jason G., Piper M.]
Best Friends by tallshadow72 reviews
Nico takes a wrong turn in the Labyrinth. Next thing he knows, he's attending a school called Hogwarts and he's best friends with a girl named Hermione Granger. (Or, a Nico-at-Hogwarts AU where Nico starts in first year and isn't on any sort of mission.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,574 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Hermione G., Nico A.
They Don't Respect the Gods Anymore by vanilla.vera reviews
After the War with Gaea, The Seven and the campers have to deal with PTSD. This is what their life could be like if we concentrated on how exactly countless battles and death have hurt the happy campers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/4 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Hazel L.
The Rumblings of War by deathstalker11 reviews
Percy Jackson is the contemporary of Lord Voldemort. Being raised in the same orphanage, they were inseparable. After their fall out due to differences in their opinion, he becomes an unofficial ally of the Order of the Phoenix. Read and find out how he becomes a mentor for Harry, the Boy-Who-Lived. Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or the Harry Potter series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/12/2018 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Anger: Percy Jackson Style by vivelafrenchfries reviews
Making the legendary son of Poseidon mad wasn't something smart people did. But then again, who ever called Ares kids smart? Percy is furious, the other campers are terrified, and Jason, Piper and Leo are stunned. Rated T for language. Powerful!Percy , Angry!Percy -Now a series of unrelated one shots-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/17/2017
You're a Wizard, Percy? by Hylian Mage reviews
Percy Jackson, ordinary, unassuming, grandson to the most powerful Dark Wizard that ever lived! Follow Percy as he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, where alliances will be made, relationships developed, and familial ties are revealed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,306 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Percy J., Sally J.
Facade by DarkColdSummer reviews
What happens when interfering gods and goddesses, broken down teenagers and a ship are added together? Bonding sessions of course! And what comes with bonding sessions? Unravelled secrets! Join our Argo II members (minus one plus another) as the facades of the said demigods are unravelled, slowly but surely./ Rated T for: suicide, abuse, self-harm, etc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Leo V.
A Brother I Didn't Know by lonie b reviews
Two brothers separated when their parents die but what happens when they meet again? What if one of the brothers wasn't completely human? how would it look if you throw magic into the mess? Well, in the great words of Percy Jackson the answer to that last question would be 'bad'. AU I do not own either series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/17/2014
The Joy of Babysitting by chinfev1203 reviews
Leo Valdez is always so thrilled whenever Piper called him to babysit her kids, but he may have caused Jason and Percy's kids to almost start World War III. Clarisse let them give her a makeover. Frank turned to a chameleon. Two of the kids wanted to get married, and Nico was begged to playing dolls with a little girl. A collection of the demigods watching their friend's kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/10/2018 - Percy J., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
The Son of Neptune by CombatTombat reviews
Born to Neptune, and raised by Lupa, Perseus Jackson is fated to have a long, difficult life, but also one full of victory, glory, and success. Witness the rise of the man who shaped the future of the godly world, both Roman and Greek. AU, Roman!Percy, and Preyna. Sorry to Percabeth fans. First in the Imperator Jackson series. FIN. Rewrite is up! Read Vas Bellicosum!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Jason G., Lupa - Complete
Recovery by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy Grace has a lot on his mind besides protecting his siblings, not only does he find out that his father is actually the god of death but Camp Halfblood needs his help. Growing up on the streets teaches you a lot of things, but heroism isn't one of them. Percy, Thalia, and Jason had been taught that family's first. They weren't bred to be heroes. Re-write to SOUL REAPER'S SON!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,158 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Percy J.
For All The Things You've Given by adomaniccatnerd reviews
Eighteen years, Sally thought. Eighteen years of her little boy, a number she had never dared believe was possible. Because, when you're selfless and brave, survival isn't really an option. Yet there he was, tired and adult. He'd made it. OR a small celebration of Percy Jackson and all of what he has given to both his world and ours. Oneshot. Image by annabethchasy on Tumblr.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 523,809 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 4,491 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
You're family, aren't you? by Andromeda of Othrys reviews
Persephone Amphitrite Jackson. Hades wanted to hate his niece for even being born, but how could he hate her when she bore his wife's name and called him family to his face? Fem!Percy & Hades. Now a series of interconnected one-shots. 1/19/2019 - little clean-up of the chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,267 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Hades, Hermes, Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Finally, Finally, Finally Home (It's Been So Long) by Sealure reviews
HOO AU. What if Leo Valdez and Percy Jackson knew each other before the fateful meeting in Mark of Athena? NO SLASH. Family stuff only. T for mentions of past child abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Percy J., Piper M., Leo V. - Complete
All Together, Cousins by The Seven of Us reviews
When Thalia ran away with her toddler brother, Jason, she slowly gathered her cousins: she and her cousins being Big Three children. As Jason gets older and their motley group expands to six, Thalia resigns herself to the fact that she won't always be the leader of the pack. As she accepts that, something more is coming, able to challenge even the gods above. AU. Long updates.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,756 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G.
We're Just Kids by Sealure reviews
Triton finds Percy dying in the ocean. Against his better judgement, he brings the boy to Atlantis to be healed. But soon, Triton begins to realize that there's more to this boy than he first thought. As the days go by, he begins to see the broken boy behind the facade of carefree cheer. And maybe, just maybe, they can heal him just a little bit. NO SLASH! T for blood
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
The sleepover by SonofPoseidon747 reviews
Hera, Persephone, and Amphitrite are all tired of cheating husbands. They have a sleep over that happened only once before-one with the children of their husbands. One-shot. Don't be hurtful. DISCLAIMER: PLOT IS MINE, OTHER STUFF LIKE CONCEPTS AND CHARACTERS ARE RICK RIORDAN'S.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Complete
Demigods in the Hunger Games by NightReadingOwl reviews
Percy, Nico, and Thalia go to Panem to help Katniss and Peeta win the 74th Hunger Games. Will they succeed, or will they fail and die?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Nine Times Percy Helped A Friend and One Time They Helped Him by LivingForEveryMoment777 reviews
Percy has always been there for his friends, through love issues, flashbacks and night terrors, he's been a constant source of comfort. But just once can he be loved in return?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 10,830 - Follows: 10,992 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Breaking, Breaking, Broken (But I don't Know How to Fix It) by Sealure reviews
When you turn children into soldiers and march them into Hell, there are consequences.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Percy and the Princess by Benthatguy reviews
What if instead of going to camp half blood to be trained Percy is sent to a new world where he is trained and becomes the bodyguard of the princess of the fire nation.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,711 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Aang, Zuko, Azula, Percy J.
I'm Still Here (And so are you) by Sealure reviews
"A warm hand landed on his shoulder, jolting him out of his dark thoughts." AU of Percy and Nico's reunion in MoA. Minor spoilers. NO SLASH! Brotherfic only. Loads of shmoop and fluff and general happy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Back to the past the lightning thief by Merlin242 reviews
A book a golden light and a bunch of lethal demigods what could go wrong? Join the gods and demigods as they relive and learn about Percy's adventures in the form of the PJO series of books. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,178 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Complete
Rise of the King by TheGoosemaster reviews
It has been millenia since he has walked the earth, it had been forever since his name had even been uttered. So long since he had been heard of the gods thought he was gone forever. How wrong they were. At long last he returns, Olympus shakes in fear at his return. For as the Titans rise, the true threat shall be the one they once called their King.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,518 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Big Three Shenanigans by The Imaginative Babbler reviews
Ever want to know what Thalia, Percy and Nico get up to together? Now with Jason and Hazel as well? The Greek and Roman Cousins (children of the big three) always know how to have a good time. Whether it's getting cheeseburgers, contemplating animal and plant transformations or being there to comfort each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Complete
Demigods Revealed by Polly-the-PolarBear reviews
What happens when the Mist is gone and everyone knows about demigods and is trying to find out who is one. This is my thoughts on how they would be revealed. Rated T for some swearing. Enjoy! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016
Pranking Revenge by wisegirlgeek reviews
Leo pranks the Seven one morning. Piper wants her revenge. A Percy/Piper friendship one-shot. Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2016
Two Brothers Overlooked by cleverlion21 reviews
"I had hoped you would notice. I had hoped that for once you would look closer, instead of taking everything at face value." When the pronouncement of Apollo's punishment after the defeat of Gaia takes an unexpected turn, the Fates decide they've had enough of everyone's ignorance. They thought they knew Percy and Apollo? Well, they're in for a hell of a surprise.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Percy J., Apollo, Octavian - Complete
Everyone Loves Percy by Princess Andromeda II reviews
Everyone loves Percy Jackson. Whether it is romantically,maternally, or admiringly, everyone who ever met the son of Poseidon couldn't resist loving him, even if he never loved them back. As a result, hearts were broken. But no one has ever listened to that side of the story...until now.A series of one-shots from the POV of girls that have loved Percy in some way; no real timeline.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,804 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Percy J. - Complete
It's Lighter Than It Looks by Anna575 reviews
Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 561 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Percy J., Thor - Complete
Not Your Average Capture the Flag by livetolaugh reviews
After countless arguments about "who gets who" of the big three on their capture the flag teams, Thalia , Percy, and Nico decide to make their own team and try to beat all of the other cabins combined. But will their plan work? Or will they be completely beaten?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Tantum by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 604 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
PJT Drabbles: Percy's Hidden Abilities by Tenshi-Oujosama reviews
Abilities of Percy Jackson that few knew he had.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
Perfection is not Immortal by Johanna Night reviews
Even goddesses can fall.1)Hera:"He donned a mask of apology; I fell hard"2)Nemesis "Revenge has no place with the rest."3)Artemis:"Maybe-with time-I might have grown to love him."4)Persephone:"Mother-I love him!" 5)Hestia:"I dared to hope-don't let me down."6)Amphitrite:"It's hard to know you've been cheated."7)Nyx:"Most forget the basic elements."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Percy J., Artemis, Hera, Hestia
Gut Instincts by Unexplainable Contradiction reviews
Perseus Jackson... who is he? Everyone thinks they know, but really, they don't. Percy has secrets, especially one that he prefers to always keep down low, away from everyone, even himself. Of course, the Fates must hate him, because this one secret, the one he would rather die than give away, has to pop up, and then everything has to spin out of control./Oneshot! Sort of AU-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Nine Times Percy Saved a Friend by Liana Legaspi reviews
...And the One Time They Saved Him. 5: "Don't be an idiot, Percy," she said but her voice was trembling. "You've gone through all that, defied every single prophecy that said you'd die like the irritating little upstart you are, to just give up now?" He pointed it away from his head casually, grinning. "Don't be an idiot, Thalia," he mimicked. "I wasn't going to pull the trigger."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,649 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Percy J., Nico A., Jason G., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Hopeful Future by fjclay823 reviews
As the winter council meeting comes to a close, Athena spills Poseidon's secret. That he fathered a new hero. As soon as Percy is about to be killed, three demigods appear, stopping Zeus's wrath, with a letter and a chest of books to change the future. All rights go to Rick Riordan. Flames welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,277 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Percy J.
Olympus Weekly by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,790 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
Visit to the Past by coralie14 reviews
This is not a reading of the books. The demi-gods are sent to 1983 to explain things in the future. Can they change the future? Build on the demi-god/ god relationship, or just annoy them? Read to find out. Rated T just in case. Chapter 17- Sea of Monsters begins.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,685 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
Big Three Cats! by ncalkins reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
His Possibilities by Annabeth Chase-Jackson14 reviews
PERLIA-AU! Thalia wakes up from bein a tree and who does she find? Percy. Together they'll help each other with the prophecy and hopelessly fall in love along the way. Thalia Percy. Please read & review, I suck a summaries!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,351 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
PJO and HoO Read the Lightning Thief by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,062 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Dear Diary by Elf Knight reviews
Unbeknownst to the others until now, Percy Jackson has been keeping a diary ever since he joined Camp Half-Blood. But all his secrets are revealed one day when Anabeth, Thalia, and Nico discover it while cleaning up his room... AU/Percabeth/Thalico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete