Getting captured by pirates is terrible. Getting captured by the pirate captain Bill Cipher, however, is much, much worse. Dipper Pines, great nephew of the Merchant Stan Pines, is about to figure this out the hard way.

Bill Cipher was a disgrace to other sirens. Captured, put on display for a novelty act on a pier, Bill resigned himself to spending every day looking at the ocean he would never be able to swim in again. That was, until a certain brown haired pirate discovered him. BillDip.

Dipper had always felt like the black sheep in the Pine's family. He always felt like they would get along just fine without him - even Mabel, with enough time. Closing his eyes had never felt like such a reprieve from all of it.