when nothing goes right in life, go left

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms

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FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

this made me MAD!!! D:
My name is Tiffany I am three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself Against the wall

I try to hide From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And run to the door

He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

YES I AM!!

life is to precious to be worrying about stupid things.
so have fun, get drunk and fall in love.
say what you want and do what you want.
regret nothing and don't let thoes who does not matter bring you down.

girls are like apples on trees
the best ones are at the top of the trees,
boy don't reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
instead they just get the rotten ones on the ground that arn't as good, but easy
so the apples on the top sometimes think that something is wrong with them,
but in reality, they are amazing, nothing is wrong with them,
they just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

if i had the letters "HRT" and i could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT" i'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" wihout "U"

it's really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but its really sad when the best of friends become two strangers

it's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it. but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives...

Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; losing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad it's just that your the BEST I ever had...

biginnings are hard.
endings are sad.
but it's the middle that matters the most

smile and tears,
giggles and laughs,
late night calls,
and cute photographs,
i'll be there for you till the day of my death,
best friends forever until my very last breath!

laugh your heart out
dance in the rain
cherrish the moment
ignore the pain
live, laugh, love forgive and forget
life is too short to be living with regrets

when i was five my mum told me that happiness was the key to life
when i went to school they asked me what i want to be when i grow up
i wrote down 'happy'
then they told me i didn't understand the assignment
so i told them... they didn't understand life.

never say 'i love you', if you dont really care.
never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there.
never hold my hand, if you are gonna break my heart.
never say your going to, if you dont plan to start.
never look into my eyes, if all you do is lie.
never say hi, if you really mean goodbye.
if you really mean forever, then say you'll try.
never say forever... because forever makes me cry.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a* to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
because once they are not there anymore, no matter how much you shout or cry,
it's too late, even for goodbyes.

goodbyes are not forever,
goodbyes are not the end.
they simply mean 'i'll miss you' until we meet again.