Based in: Arizona, United States

Likes: Collecting unique and cool stuff, classic vinyl records, autographs, knives, guns, and classic games.

Dislikes: Prejudiced people,people who are still thinking we're in the 19th century, jerks, politicians, sellouts, whiny assholes, and all around idiots like most of the world who sees the USA as a idiotic country due to shows like the Kardashians, 16 and pregnant, and of course Jersey Shore.

Favorite animes/cartoons: Naruto, Bleach, Yugioh, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Digimon, Pokemon, Scooby-Doo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Star Wars, Star Trek, Chronicles of Riddick, Marvel Films, DC films, Conan the Barbarian (Original), TMNT films, Hunger Games series, The Matrix, classic westerns, Scarface, Ghostbusters, The Godfather, and many more.

Favorite parings: Naruto/any girl who is not Hinata or Sakura, Goku/Android 18 (hey it could work), Goku/Bulma, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Daphne/Tracy

Disliked parings: Naruto/Hinata with harem but Hinata is main focus, Naruto/Sakura who likes him after Sasuke leaves, Goku/Chi-Chi just no, and YAOI parings for those who love it go for it, but I cannot see someone who we know is straight all of a sudden start loving a guy. I do not hate gays because I have a cousin who is gay and when he came out I was shocked because he hid it very well, but I believe that if gays do want to be married let them, let everyone have a chance to see what married life is like no matter what.

Updated disliked pairings: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Issei/anyone, Natsu/anyone. These pairings have just grinded my nerves down. Issei constantly gets a harem, but yet everyone writes the harem the same way he sees boobs and gets a nosebleed that is a rocket. Natsu is annoying and I hate when he is the main focus, I just want to strangle the guy. Hermione and Ginny are annoying as hell and they always worm their way into stories and don't get me started on the whole Harry relies on Hermione for everything or that Ginny is his soulmate.

Fanfiction pet peeves: writing what songs should be played or is played in a story, cliches that are over used like the one where Naruto becomes godlike with power and for no reason he loves Hinata, the neglected son/daughter in a family who becomes a super powerful person and hates their family to the point that it is the whole purpose of the story, and the overuse of certain pairings like Naruto/Hinata in crossovers, I mean for crying out loud that's why it's called crossover, you can do anything you want not the same story (including the ones where Naruto is sent back to the beginning of the story and has a chance to do anything he goes straight to redoing the straight Hinata pairing.) Using the same format for every story that someone writes (main hero betrayed, hates those who betrayed them, becomes godlike and fucks around instead of going to finish the job and ends up with the same story over again and again).

Dead Stories:

First Male Ninja(My Way): all the files I had were deleted and I have just lost interest in the story. Sorry for those who have been following it.

New Ten-Tailed Wolf: Lost interest in doing the story, may do a rewrite to fix my mistakes. Felt the story went too fast and didn't do that much in it.

Story ideas

Story 1: Naruto is born into an all female family

This has been done before, but my take is something different. Everyone always does the typical story where Naruto is born into an all female family and is either raped by his family and is the maid of the house. The second one is he is treated as a fragile vase and is given a very good life, but has to hide his true feelings. This version would show a Naruto that enjoyed being babied by his family, but would want some freedom. Naruto would stay in his house and would love his family to the point that he didn't mind them babying him. This would be incest story where he would be with fem Minato, Kushina, and his sisters. The sisters would include Yoruichi, Rangiku, Erza, Mira, Lucy, and his adopted sisters Kurenai, Yugao, Anko, and Samui. Naruto would have an adventure where he would try to get a shop in the village where he sells seals created by his family or being a doctor.

Story 2:

Main things: Hinata bashing, Sasuke bashing, and Kiba bashing. Kakashi isn't lazy, but still believes in teamwork and trains them before the Wave mission. No redemption of the characters being bashed and absolutely no Naruto/Hinata pairing! Kurenai takes over Naruto's training during the month break on how to beat Neji alongside Jiraiya. Naruto/Tenten/2-3 others.

Sakura and her mother adopt Naruto and they are raised together. Naruto makes sure that Ino and Sakura never become a fan girl. Sakura constantly beats up Hinata for stalking Naruto. Naruto isn't hated as the nine tailed fox because Mebuki was Naruto's godmother as Kushina asked her to be and is able to raise him because she's a civilian and not a clan. Sakura who behaves like a sister and sticks up for Naruto and helps him in school. Naruto is Tenten's boyfriend who hides it from everyone. Later in the story Sakura will reveal that she likes someone who's not your normal pairing (I think).

Story 3:

Main things: Naruto is king of Themyscira and husband to Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman. General Konoha bashing (village hates Naruto due to him being born to Kushina and not due to him being the holder of the fox). Akatsuki are murderers for hire and work toward destroying Themyscira. Amazons are man haters, but hate ninja society even more. It will be Naruto/Diana/Donna/Mei/Koyuki only.

Naruto is found washed up along the shores of Themyscria after the boat that Team 7 is on during the Snow mission. He is seen as a typical male but when he protects them from Ares who attacks them once more, gains their respect. Later on when the Kage Summit, instead of meeting in Iron they meet in Spring who has become neutral with all villages. The king and queen of Themyscira show up and everyone is shocked to see who is the king.

Story 4:

Main things: Issei gets crap kicked out of him, Hinata is evil and main villian, no nekomata purge or extinction, the new Lords of the Underworld have backbones, and God dies shortly before the main story of DxD begins.

Naruto is born as Rias' twin brother. He goes to visit the human world and gets kidnapped. He is saved by Gabriel and in doing so, starts a chain reaction. God allows Naruto to make Gabriel his queen, but gives the evil pieces holy energy so those like Gabriel do not fall. Naruto will not be overpowered and will struggle to protect his family. Sensing that Naruto is a pure of heart, gives him the True Longinus to protect from those who would claim it and use it for evil.

Story 5:

Main things: Sirius is turned into a girl, redemption of both Bellatrix and Narcissa, Harry is a womanizer, Amelia Bones will survive, Hermione and Ginny will not be involved in the story nor will they have any connection to Harry's family (harem), Harry will be smarter than normal, but not a genius or prodigy.

During the summer after the Goblet of Fire fiasco, Sirius drinks an unknown potion and becomes a girl. He frees his two cousins from their marriages and the two have a second chance on life. Harry dated Fleur for a while and learned how to kiss a girl and how to hold one as well. He is also being trained by Tonks on how to please a woman before getting her into bed. Harry will have a harem, but it will be a reasonable size and not be all overly used characters.

Story 6:

Main things: Naruto/Chloe pairing with maybe one or two more women, Sam doesn't lie to Nathan, Elena and Nate are open with each other about treasure hunting, Elemental Nations are an island near Japan, and the kage know that if they leave the island they lose chakra.

Nate and company go to the Elemental Nations to find treasure, but instead adopt Naruto who later goes by N. Mito and Kushina are the nine tailed fox as they both absorbed the chakra of the fox. Naruto goes along with Nate to find Libertalia, before finding the treasure of the Uzumaki clan. People in the Elemental Nations are able to speak English, but don't know how it came to be.

Story 7:

Main things: Naruto/Overwatch crossover, summoning scrolls are not rare just summoners are, the heroes of Overwatch are immortal in their dimension, Naruto is taught how to be a hero from them and will protect the innocent like they do and character beat downs on Hinata and Sasuke who are to high and mighty.

Naruto finds a summoning scroll that takes him to the training room of Overwatch. The heroes of Overwatch agree to help Naruto out, if he agrees to follow their rules of protecting the innocent. Later on, the heroes cannot leave their dimension too long or they lose their immortality. Pairing to be determined.