Lousy Ways I Have Failed/Died in Breath of the Wild:

1. Get Sparta-kicked off a cliff by a Moblin.
2. Roll down that cliff for a full three minutes, taking damage the whole way down.
3. Trying to fight a Guardian before perfecting the shield parry.
4. Running out of shields during the Ganon fight (I had to use Daruk's Protection).
5. Attacking a Cucco (As soon as I see one of them in any Zelda game, I attack it mercilessly just to see the new version of the Cucco Revenge Squad).
6. Fallen in the instant-death mud puddle in the Test of Wood.
7. Fighting Blue Bokoblins before I had any armor (or experience...).
8. Struck by lightning.
9. Struck by lightning again.
10. Struck by lightning once more.
11. Did I mention getting struck by lightning?
12. Having to climb in the rain.
13. Not realizing that my horse could swim, and thinking I was going to lose them in the river.
14. Charging the electric arrow Lynel on the Vah Ruta mountain place, not knowing how powerful he was.
15. Breaking a shield while shield surfing down a mountain.
16. Attempting to enter Death Mountain without any protection.
17. Freaking out at the first Blood Moon.
18. Just taking the apples at the Korok shrines, instead of filling the rest (I didn't know!).
19. Being near Farosh, and getting electrocuted.
20. Getting sniped by a Lynel.
21. Getting knocked off the wall you're climbing by that sniping Lynel.
22. The bomb arrow Lynel in Master Mode.