Hey, everybody, I'm Jake. Anybody who's read Gollumsess's Typical Mary Sue Meets Goll would know me as J, Goll's cute, sweet, smart, terribly handome, and above all modest little bro.

I like wrestling (Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit, especially), DBZ (Vegeta), and the LA Lakers. I have no idea why anybody'd especially care about that, but it says 'BIO' at the side of this and it wasn't looking very... BIO-y...

Goll's my beta thingie, so if you don't like my stuff, blame her and send her chain letters 'n' flames 'n' whatnot. If you do like my stuff, just throw some money my way. Jewelry, all major credit cards, and checks are also accepted. Roses are not. Thorns tend to be pointy. Go figure, huh?

...You're still here? There's nothing left! Hurry up and get to the fics!