What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

That night at Hakone Mountain, as Rory pleaded for Itami's touch, what if things had gone a little differently? What if, contrary to his orders, the minister of defense kept his soldiers fighting? What if the phone hadn't rung? What if Itami, uncaring of the consequences, reciprocated the priestess' advances? [PWP, smut]

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

A change during the Rescue Gaara Arc changes everything. Thrown into Earth Land, Naruto must adapt to a life among mages and fulfill his new destiny. Naruto/Ezra. Rated M for future chapters.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Alviss wanted an otherworlder. The Chess Pieces wanted War. The Gatekeeper brought THESE three... God help them all. Harry Potter/MAR/?/? crossover. Superpowered!Rurouni!Harry Seer!Kitsune!Luna TrueVeela!Gabrielle HP/LL/GD/Harem First Fem!Jack EVER!

What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.

oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.

Louise summons a familiar, it's a crossover character, blah, blah, blah. You've seen it before. But usually, familiars aren't this... dismissive, of the young mage and her society. God help them. Crack.

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe

Well this is Sequel to 'Snowy cavern' It is Kyuubi Hinata fic, rated m for a reason. Warning: Rape/lemon scene Bondage, anal sex and all that crap, read on.

Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?

In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.

During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.

Somewhat disturbing, though humor is present. Everyone's favorite Abyssal One meets Naruto. When you stare at the abyss, she will stare back at you and giggle. Naruto/Riful pairing. Some gore and dismemberment. Naruto/Claymore crossover.

Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

Major AU. Some humor, as well. What if, instead of Kyuubi, Jenova and Ultimecia were sealed within Naruto? What if they were good? Yet he was still regarded as the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi? Shounen-ai/yaoi. Eventual Zabuza/Naruto pairing. Godlike Naruto

After one fateful night, Negi finds himself entangled in the world of Evangeline McDowell. Immerse yourself in a world of untold passion and growing obsession. Bask in the moonlight, and have yourself a bite to drink. The night is young. Are you addicted?

Disgaea Xover. When Rozalin came to Konoha looking for a pet, she got more than what she bargained for in Naruto, a smart-ass demon fox with an urge to battle. NaruRozaHarem Rated M due to perverted demons and potty mouths.

Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?

Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.

Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.

Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.

He had never thanked her. She never asked him to. Harry and Tonks. HONKS! Takes place between the summer of fifth and sixth year. Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter related

Rukodaime Hokage Kazama Naruto will take the chance to save his friends and have a better life. To bad the fox neglected to mention some things! Warning Rape in the first chapter. NarutoFemKyuubi Tsukiyo?

."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.

Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

COMPLETE! Harry is looking for release in drinking during the summer. He meets a stranger who is suffering from a loss too. Are they able to get over their loss and help each other? And what does the stranger do for a living? Is he able to help Harry?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?