Konnichiwa, fellow dwellers, My name is Haiji.

I'm the one that was stalking you last night --I..I mean that I'm just some random crazy otaku girl from the land far, far away called Finland, how could you possibly know me...? *makes an innocent face*

L-let's just move on, okay...?

My real name is Heidi Anneli. (That's where you're supposed to think 'Oh, what a beautiful name...')

I live in a small town of Kurikka, that's in Finland, Sherlock. (Google it!! LOL)

Then for the questions. (They are from my life-long fans...(who would actually believe that?))

What kind of a person are you?

I'm one of those stereotypical fat and ugly weeaboos who have nothing else to do that sit on computer all day watching anime or dorama or reading manga or listening to j-music or cosplaying or writing fanfics (though fanfics are not just otaku stuff.)

And I'm not an emo, mind you.

Would you tell me about your family?

I promised my deceased great-great grandmother not to write anything about my family on this site, so I'm not telling.
Yeah, right...
Mum, dad and my little brother (who looks like America, I mean EXACTLY like America, so much that it's unreal...) belong to my family.
We have two goats, two cats, three leopard geckos, a dog, and a tarantula named Spike. And before you ask, yes, my father is a Hillbilly.

What kind of things are you interested in?

Anime, manga, dorama, reading, writing, drawing, acting, j-music, photography, fanfiction, karaoke...

Are you interested in anything NOT related to Japan?

Let me think...NO!! Except for ice hockey and Eurovision Song Contest.

What is your favorite color?

Pink, what else possibly could a kawaii-lolita obsessed freak like me to answer?

How old are you?

I'm 23, born in the same day as Madonna, except 30-something years later.

How tall are you?

167 cm. I'd like to be a little shorter, but who actually cares?

How much do you weight?

49 kg... What? You don't believe me? ... Okay, okay it's other way around!! Happy now? (Wait... I really do weight 49 kg... But now no one's going to believe me and it's all your fault...)

Do you smoke?

I don't smoke or drink... And OF COURSE I don't use drugs... Hehe... *Insert bad poker face*

If you're from Finland, why are you writing this in English?

Because I like English better, that's why. This would sound retarded if written in Finnish. (Not that this isn't sounding retarded enough because my grammar suckz)

Which one do you like the most; Naruto, Bleach or One Piece?

I actually like them all, so why pick just one? When I was little I liked both Pokemon and Digimon. Wait... I still do...

What is your favorite NON-JAPANESE band?

Aqua Timez, of course. Oh, did you say non-Japanese...? Have you guys ever heard of Reckless Love, Sunrise Avenue or Poets of The Fall? Those are all bands from my country. And btw, I like all kinds of music, which means I listen everything from country to metal.

How long have you been an otaku?

I've been watching anime my whole life, and started reading manga when I was 11. And after that nothing else had any space in my tiny mind. Yeah, I was corrupted at a very young age...

What's your favorite demographic?

Shounen is the thing for me, at least in anime. I love Soul Eater, One Piece, Bleach, and Gintama to pieces. Some girls seem to be avoiding ecchi series like plague, but it's not a problem for me; High School Of The Dead was awesome!
I think ecchi is tolerable if the characters are nice. Same goes for yuri. Aoi Hana and Sasameki Koto for example.

What's with all these random questions?

That's a really good question...

What is your dream?

To finish this description-- I mean, to be a drawing j-music anime karaoke actress who reads manga and writes fanfics on her days off... Yeah, that's what I meant...

You're not making any sense and your jokes are lame! On top of that, you said some pretty offensive things earlier! Do you have half of your brain missing or something?

That's highly possible...

When will you stop this torture?

How about now? See you guys, and remember to inform me if you find my brain lying around somewhere.

sou sii juu leiter... ou shit, its kettin haart ty spiik...