Hello !

Welcome to my first ever fanfiction's profil page... kinda feel stupid with that introduction...and a bit dull...Anyway, moving on!

- I bet you're not that interested to find out right now, but ... I'm a girl tada ! and little childish sometime as you might see if you stick around long enough to take notice. Fortunately for everyone's sanity I'm already in my 20 so it's perfectely normal behavior I am told...at least my sister said so...while looking at me funny...err

- I'm not going to tell you what I look like...nah nah I'm going for the mysterious author look for the moment. :D

- I like drawing, painting, and... photoshoping? the whole writting stories thingy is shiny new since I never once worked up the courage to do something like that before. Waiting anxiously for readers' opinions will be a big...a big...hum...source of entertainment and occasion to annoy my lil sis out of her mind *chuckle darkly*

- Nothing else to add that I can think of...oh...yeah that hum... Well it is kinda important to know hehe. The fics I'm going to post here are all brand new for me; what I mean is that I never wrote one before at all in any language. Heck, the last time I had to write something remotely imaginative was in highschool; everything I type nowadays is dry school related work for classes. It will also be the fist time I will write more than 400 words in english because I normally speak, breath and eat in french... well maybe not eat, but you can guess what I mean.

Have mercy on me while I adjust to the novelty of it all? pretty please? ...with a cherry on top?

NOTE: I'm a slow writter so don't expect fast and regular update. I will most likely post only one story at a time until it is complete before adding another one on my plate. Constructive comments of any kind are more than welcome and flames with doubtful grammar are only going to earn a raised eyebrow and a couple of snickers... obviously.

Thank you and Enjoy!

A piece of the story So Sue Me by lunakatrina about an alternative name for Hedwig which I found very funny haha

She'd perched on the other side of the room while Harry read through one of his books, like a history book or something, and then he'd found the chapter on Voldemort.

"Look, owl, it's your namesake!" Harry exclaimed, "Voldemort!"

The owl shuffled her wings in reply and hooted in a slightly annoyed way. Then Harry began reading from the passage aloud, emphasizing all the parts where he was mentioned. Eventually the owl flew over to the couch next to where Harry was sat on the floor.

"Now, Voldemort is considered one of the worst dark lords of all time, he is in fact so evil," Harry paused to roll his eyes, and added, "that apparently, no one will even say his name. Now, by switching two letters in Voldemort, you get your name: Voldemrot. Now, I know that Voldemrot doesn't really have all of the French-ness or terror associated with Voldemort… but you're an owl so it's not much of a deal."

"What's the boy doing now?" Snape asked as he walked into the teacher's lounge after having left in a bit of a tizzy from the conversation about Harry breaking his wand. He helped himself to a cup of tea, and looked over to where the boy lay on the floor with a book open in front of him and his new owl perched on the couch nearby.

"He's decided to name his owl Voldemrot," Minerva replied, "and is explaining to the owl exactly what You-Know-Who has done, because he changed two letters to get the owl's name. I don't know whether to be amused by the fact he's explaining the name he chose to the owl, or be disturbed that he named the owl after the…thing that killed his parents."

"Actually, I suppose you're no better because you sound like some sort of mold that could destroy houses and disease small children," the boy snorted from his place on the floor, "Voldemrot… 'I'm sorry,'" the boy mocked in a deep voice, "'but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.'"

Snape choked on his tea.

Quotes I Stumbled Upon

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C. S. Lewis

We are what we believe we are.
C. S. Lewis

With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
C. S. Lewis

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss

Trust that little voice in your head that says 'Wouldn't it be interesting if...'; And then do it.
Duane Michals

To Hell and Back: Chapter 8 is bitting dust at moment. My exams are trying to kill it off, but it'll survive. I'm keeping the thing alive with bits by pieces during the breaks inbetween classes. But it's so slow a slug could could win the race. There's high risk it won't be up until christmass break with all the things I have to do nowadays. Ugh