Sequel to- 'Worse than a pair of Handcuffs' -Sanford Tobs, the pre-war guy lost in the age of fallout with his insane Mr. Gutsy, Hancock, and his French Deathclaw, Nyx, must stabilize the Commonwealth, and deal with threats abroad across the East Coast, in order to build an army to combat Laslar Seduun and the fracturing Enclave. AU (HIATUS- BEING REWRITTEN) (Older Work)

The World Tournament is upon Ōarai! Ōarai will travel the world and learn the different culture of Tankery while fighting each country's chosen contenders for the top place in the World Tournament exhibition matches! Finally, a battle with nothing at stake from the odds...or is there? [Rated T for language and potentially intense scenes. OC belong to me. I do not own GuP.]

Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.

"War is the motherfucking answer." - Cpl. Josh Ray Person, Generation Kill

2186 - Things are finally going their way for Valni & Kenneth, but their relationship is tested when Valni has to arrest Kenneth's boss, Commander Shepard. To make matters worse, Valni discovers her late father may have been murdered; a sadistic merc is trying to kill her… And there's the small matter of a Reaper Invasion. The battle to save the galaxy may cost Valni everything.

*The Sequel to DETENTE, ZUGZWANG, and AEQUITAS.* War engulfs the Commonwealth. And as the maelstrom rages, the General of the Minutemen seeks to hold onto the fragile peace he cultivated in the Commonwealth. But while he is the beacon of hope and civilization, his greatest foe represents something much darker and, perhaps, much more human...The Long Night has begun.

The Chief and his erotic lover Cortana must confront both the Covenant and a gang of very obnoxious original characters. More importantly, they confront the Chief's dark past and his even darker future. But is there an ever darker threat still lurking in the darkness of space? Please kill me!

The Courier goes to the Tops to enjoy some music. Little does she know that Tommy has a new entertainer, someone she had never expected to see again. Spoilers. Rated M due to some strong language in later chapters. [Finished, check profile]

2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.

After the events of Fujiyama Gangsta Paradise and Roberta's Blood Trail, Rock willingly embraces the cold, criminal underworld of Roanapur in order to find the power to finally make a difference in others' lives. His immersion into the violent world of Roanapur, however, is not met without the mixed support and resistance from his crewmates, business partners, and of course, Revy.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

[Canceled] A loner seeking answers. An outcast seeking acceptance. A hero seeking purpose. Each left a mark on the Zone, just as it marked them.

Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.

After Ruby Rose lost her mother opportunities were slim until the Long family stepped in. Now in a new college, new country, new home, with new people she has all the opportunities in the world. All she has to do is chose. RWBY College A.U. Romance/slice of life. Contains White Rose among other things (Mostly F/F).

K-L-EO enjoyed selling wares in Goodneighbor. She also loved destroying things. She, did not, however, intend under any circumstances to destroy Goodneighbor. Rated T for extreme violence and adult themes. May be smut, published separate from this work. Who knows? The story is young!

Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.

As winter sets in, a crippled Ellie tries her best to find her friend, Elizabeth, who has been captured by an unsavory character, and Joel, whom she last saw fighting for his life. Amanda, wounded and desperate, is thrust into a world she has worked so hard to avoid. Four people. Four stories. One family.

She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo

New Vegas is the place to make bets for the highest stakes, and Cass wants to make one with Veronica. For her virginity.

Even a bullet in the head is not always the end. And those who survive tend to want only two things: answers or revenge. And very often, both.

Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.

A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!

Full description in first chapter. Takes place 7 years after Dishonored. After being convicted of heresy by the new High Overseer, Corvo is forced to recuse himself from Emily's service to protect her image. How will the empire fair without our beloved Lord Protector, and how will he return to the empress' side? Carefully supports the notion that Corvo is NOT Emily's father. CxE

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

Just a parody about what I think would happen after the Dovahkiin dies...and is confronted by the group of figures who all say they have claim to her in the afterlife.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Shepard and her comrades find some interesting images on the extranet, much to poor Garrus's dismay! Was a one shot just for kicks... now with added stupidness for more kicks! :D

Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)

The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.

Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.

Here for you, my pathetic vault dweller, is a survival guide built just for you. The Capitol Wasteland is indeed, a horrible place, but with this guide's help, you'll be a pro adventurer in no time!

Sordid tales of eroticism from the darkest corners of the galaxy, hot from the most degenerate pages of Fornax. It's pretty much Caligula, you guys. But with aliens. Hot aliens. That are hot. If you're uncomfortable than I'm doing it right. Rated MA for NSFW xenophilic blasphemies that will forever destroy your headcanon. Updated not so regularly. Comic relief from my serious fic.

Why is it that when the Courier punches out their dying companion, suddenly everything is all well again? Why is it that sleeping in a bed for an hour suddenly heals them completely? Are they a voodoo doctor? Have they sold their soul to Caesar? And most worryingly, have they recently turned anyone into a newt? Rated T for Terrific.

The galaxy is tottering on the brink of destruction from a race of mysterious synthetic beings. The geth are reappearing, their top Spectre has gone rogue, and Ambassador Udina won't stop calling. But the Council can handle all that. What they really weren't expecting...was Zierrah Shepard's shotgun-toting, biotic renegade of a little sister. ParagonShep/Kaidan, RenegadeShep/Joker.

A supposedly simple mission turns out to be filled with complications. Small, noisy complications that wreak havoc on the entire crew. Somewhat crack-y.

Tali worries she has failed in satisfying John's needs, and is too afraid to talk to him about it. She then gets an idea and heads to Kasumi's door for help. What emotions will this action bring forth? Tali/Kasumi/M.Shepard

A little fill I did for a very... "special" prompt on the Mass Effect KinkMeme. Garrus and Tali cuckold Commander Shepard, the generic, human male soldier.

Fallout Kink Meme Fill. Prompt: "Make Butch cry." Multi fill. Chapter 5 contains Baby Tunnel Snake related information.

A genetically spliced human-dog Courier from Vault 63 tries her best not to die. M for swearin' and sexin' and drinkin'.

Sequel to Movie Night. After a night to remember, the group "visitor" mysteriously disappears. As the four pursue their missing companion, they discover they have more in common than one night of passion, and more to look forward to than just movies.

Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...

I'm really sorry about the title, it's a lame joke. These are one-shots about each of the Daedric Princes that I'm writing as a sort of set-up for a dinner party with all of them. Get it? Appetizers before a dinner party...? See, told you it was lame.

The Courier, the so called "Messiah" of the Mojave. The one who would eventually rule it with peace. Except for one problem, he's really slow in the mental department

The audio-diary of a certain Commander Jane Shepard as she records her adventures on her initial mission as humanity's first spectre.

Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.

A collection of silly one-shots featuring Shepard and his ever lovable crew. Cue a nervous Shepard,a famous Tali, an underrepresented Joker and of course, the enigmatic Jack.

Shepard hates snow. "…snowflakes dropping out of the sky like foul demons determined to turn the landscape into the cold, forsaken underworld!" Tali disagrees. A fluffy, seasonal romp. FShep/Tali

The Courier assists in the final preparations for war. Part 12 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.

Elder Lyons calls for a small expedition back to the west to reconnect with the Brotherhood leadership. Brotherhood and Outcasts join together again, and set off on a journey that will prove to be a lot more treacherous than any of them expected. COMPLETE

Veronica has a problem: she can't ever seem to get warm. Thankfully, her new traveling companion doubles as a human space heater.

Shepard finds out what happens after Mass Effect 2's credits roll. Inspired by Playstation's Commercial: For Michael! Some Cursing, mostly in Italian.

Shepard sent Kelly to lure Morinth into the trap. It almost went awry. Fortunately, Kelly has tricks up her sleeve. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!

Former Mojave Express Courier Dexter Rollins attempts to explain basic mathematics to several citizens of the Mojave Wasteland. It goes about how you'd expect. That is to say, poorly.

A series of misadventures across the Wasteland, taking the Weird Wasteland perk to the extreme! Legionaries are inept, Lakelurks learn to sing, Nightkin defend patches of flowers, and more! Each chapter is a separate story. Final chaper Xmas story!

A power-armored knight takes on a quest to save a child, and finds more than she bargained for. So due to popular demand - thanks for all the PMs and reviews, guys - this is no longer a one-shot. Let's see where it goes, shall we?

Stupidity. That's what you need to know about this. Courtesy of the prompt on Falloutkinkmeme: "I want outtakes courtesy of the V.A.T.S camera-man. I want these outtakes to be scenes or simply quotes from funny movies."

Shepard has had enough of them. One-shot.

A poem about the FNV DLC, Lonesome Road

an unintelegent courier, a dress obsessed scribe, and a robot that can only speak in internet quotes search for a treacherous casino owner in a swivel chair... yep its weird

When the Courier went to see a Midnight Science Fiction Feature, she didn't realize she'd be the one starring in it! Part 10 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual content.

The ultimate in equestrian robotics. Unleashed now upon the Capital Wasteland. Best start praying.

Raela'Shepard wants her father to read her a story. See if you recognise it... Rated T to be safe. WARNING: May contain D'Aaaww

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.

The Courier appeals to the Great Khans while Raul questions his usefulness in life. Part 9 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.

Starring Max! The creator of Percy Meet Dora returns in another attempt at lulz. Review and ask the characters questions, and they will answer! Unwillinly, of course. NOTE: No zombies were harmed in the making of this fanfiction. Much.

The Courier decides where her loyalties lie, and begins to learn the consequences. Part 8 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.