![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Hi! My name is Daria and I'm 18. I'm from Poland. I like: Japanese culture, reggae, martial arts, "Naruto", "Mononoke Hime", "Mushishi", "Spirited Away". I dislike: my brother, school, history, and certain people. You know you live in 2010 when... 1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Girls Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, Hatsu 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "i think i will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"? isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?' if something goes without saying, why do people still say it? There are three kinds of people in this world... people who can count and people who can't... All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Therapist The/rapist... scary thought Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder when the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you'r up too you know you should get to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shutup they say kids brighten the home. thats because they never turn off the lights The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. | |||||||
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