Hatsu
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 01-11-08, id: 1471827, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi! My name is Daria and I'm 18. I'm from Poland.

I like: Japanese culture, reggae, martial arts, "Naruto", "Mononoke Hime", "Mushishi", "Spirited Away".

I dislike: my brother, school, history, and certain people.


You know you live in 2010 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, Hatsu

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.


who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "i think i will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?'

if something goes without saying, why do people still say it?

There are three kinds of people in this world... people who can count and people who can't...

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

when the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way

keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you'r up too

you know you should get to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence

children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shutup

they say kids brighten the home. thats because they never turn off the lights

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter i Żywy Duch by Ar-Murazor reviews
Ciąg dalszy historii zawartej w siedmioksięgu JKR. Akcja rozgrywa się trzy lata po epilogu, Harry ma zatem czterdzieści lat. Opowieść ta respektuje wątki, zdarzenia i charaktery postaci zawarte w kanonie. Zachowuje też ogólny klimat świata HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Esme Warned You by Nacina reviews
A short, silly one shot a friend requested I write about some misbehaving vampires.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Minęło by akumaNakago reviews
Opowiadanie pojedynkowe z Forum Mirriel. Wojna z Voldemortem skończyła się wygraną tych dobrych. Nadszedł czas życia, czas zwykłych ludzi. Zwykli ludzie bywają jednak dość niezwykli, a zwycięstwo tak naprawdę po wojnie już niewiele daje. Nawet zwycięzcom
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Lucius M., Alastor M. - Complete
Under the Table by aussie girl1990 reviews
In order for the older shinobi to bond with the younger shinobi one day a year they are assigned 'students' to bond with. Ibiki would avoid it. But this year he was forced into it and got Hinata Hyuuga, and teaches her something new. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Ibiki M., Hinata H. - Complete
Tanderdalu Saga 2 by T.E.D.S reviews
Druga część popularnego yhm, yhm fika "Tanderdalu Saga". Jak w Hogwarcie namiesza drugie z dzieci Regulusa? Co szczególnego jest w tegorocznej zerówce MUŁ-a? Jak funkcjonuje jabłonkowska szkoła Czarodziców? Zakończone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Regulus B., Severus S. - Complete
Tobi Potter i ANBU Feniksa by good-girls reviews
Słowem wstępu: świeże górskie powietrze i Zmierzch” zdecydowanie szkodzą. Zresztą, już sam Naruciak może wypaczyć psychikę, jeśli interpretuje się go w tak dogłębny sposób jak my.
Naruto - Rated: K - Polish - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Obito U.
Judgment by hitori.no.boku reviews
Ibiki had never been one to judge the worth of those he tortured. But as he gazed down at the writhing form of Uchiha Sasuke, he knew this one deserved it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Codename: FOX by ares88 reviews
Naruto is adopted by ANBU. How will his life change? Rated T. Full summary inside. Pairings will be decided later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,991 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Wszystko w normie by akumaNakago reviews
Opowiadanie pojedynkowe z Forum Mirriel. Miało być Snarry-na-wesoło. Wyszło... ekhm. Czarny Pan niezachwianie wierzy w unikalne zdolności swojego Mistrza Eliksirów, dlatego powierza mu misję kluczową pod każdym względem. Idiotyczną też pod każdym.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Noworoczne postanowienie by akumaNakago reviews
Opowiadanie pojedynkowe z Forum Mirriel. Ma siedem lat, więc nie jest już dzieckiem. Wszystko rozumie. Dlatego potrafi już postanowić, że ona nie chce, aby inne dzieci miały podobne dzieciństwo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - N. Tonks - Complete
Giń, Voldi, giń! by akumaNakago reviews
Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego. Oryginał powstał na potrzeby wyzwania, które kazało opisać jak najbardziej absurdalny sposób zabicia Voldemorta. Z mojej strony dedykowane przeciwnikom slashu, a nawet jego zwolennikom. Nie ma to jak pocałunek śmierci...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Skutki uboczne śmierci z dawna upragnionej by akumaNakago reviews
W Hogwarcie dzieje się coś dziwnego, co z czasem przybiera rozmiary wręcz katastrofalne. Severus Snape usiłuje dowiedzieć się, jak można pokonać nową plagę. Dyrektor szkoły chętnie pomoże, ale rozmowa z nim nawet świętego może wyprowadzić z równowagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Nie lubię Huncwotów by akumaNakago reviews
Opowiadanie pojedynkowe z Forum Mirriel. Huncwoci - czterech nadzwyczaj popularnych, niesamowicie zabawnych Gryfonów, dusze towarzystwa i obiekty westchnień. Któż mógłby ich nie lubić...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Marauders - Complete
Jak tęcza by akumaNakago reviews
Songfic. Na dzieciństwie Nimfadory Tonks piętno odcisnęła wojna. Nawet po jej zakończeniu, po zwycięstwie dobra, dziewczynka nie potrafi poradzić sobie z codziennością. Pomoże jej... piosenka. Jej i komuś jeszcze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Watching you by KyraLeonheart reviews
One-sided HinaNaru drabble. She watched him from the very beginning to the bitter end...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Right in Two by Tygrys reviews
Sakura opuszcza osadę by powrócić po 2 latach. Patrząc na świat oczami jej i Sasuke, razem z nimi poszukajmy odpowiedzi na pytanie: czy naprawdę nic już dla siebie nie znaczą?
Naruto - Rated: M - Polish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Żelaza dość, by zrobić gwóźdź by T.E.D.S reviews
Czyli co sprawia, że jesteśmy ludźmi. Royai, drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Studencki pamiętnik by T.E.D.S reviews
Coś w rodzaju sequela do "Tego, czego nie wolno". Pamiętnik Roya! Lekkie Royai. One-shot. Studentów proszę o nieobrażanie się na mnie o to, co tu powypisywałam. Aha! Roy jest bardziej lakoniczny od Rizy, bo: 1. jest facetem; 2. ma mniej czasu.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Polish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Kinder niespodzianki by T.E.D.S reviews
Ci, którzy uczyli się niemieckiego, wiedzą, czego można się spodziewać... coś w rodzaju royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Illusion by aussie girl1990 reviews
To every one else they looked like friends chatting away without a care and once it was just an illusion. Oneshot. IbikiKurenai for CobaltHeart.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ibiki M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Powrót z wygnania alfa by T.E.D.S reviews
W pięć i pół roku dużo może się zmienić, on jednak wciąż się nie przyzwyczaił. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Polish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Życie toczy się dalej by Arianka reviews
Krótka rozmowa Qui-Gona i Obi-Wana po śmierci Tahl.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - Polish - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Training on the Job by Laume reviews
Harry PotterATeam crossover. Harry and co, frustrated with the lack of training from the adults, take matters into their own hands. With the help of an old Dark Arts book and a Time Turner, they try to get to the Founder's age, but take a wrong turn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tanderdalu saga by T.E.D.S reviews
Do Hogwartu przybywają, na razie pojedynczo, uczniowie szkoły o wdzięcznym skrócie MUŁ, co oznacza Magiczny Uniwersytet Łańcucki. Jak zmienią losy Hogwartu? Co pierwsza z nich ma wspólnego z niebezpiecznym zbiegiem z Azkabanu? Zakończone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Mad World by FallenSakura414 reviews
One-shot. Mad world by Gary Jules.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha's Secret Torture Device by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Team 7 finally captures Sasuke, and Tsunade needs to know where Orochimaru is. When Sasuke won't tell, she sends in Ibiki Morino, Konoha's best interrogator. Can he get the information out of Sasuke? Includes "From Justin to Kelly" and Britney bashing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ibiki M., Sasuke U. - Complete
The art of pain by Jaur reviews
AU After the academy exams the fight with Mizuki was interrupted. The result forced earlier decisions to be reconsidered and Naruto finds himself with a quite different sensei. Will his team survive the genin exam and walk the road that is chosen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 185 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ibiki M., Naruto U.
Wesołe żarciki by T.E.D.S reviews
Mała opowiastka na Prima Aprilis.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Nigdy nie wiadomo kto siedzi po drugiej stronie by Miryoku Mir reviews
Dowiedzcie się, dlaczego Mustang powinien żałować, że w Amestris nie było kampani reklamowej pod tym tytułem XD One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Welcome to Hell! by aussie girl1990 reviews
A one shot request from HopeoftheForgotten, who wanted a Ibiki Hinata pairing : Touch, taste, sight, emotion, hear. She assulted all his senses and made each one a sin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Ibiki M., Hinata H. - Complete
Marionetki by Lauren Minoure reviews
Krótki cykl o tych, którzy zostali opuszczeni i zdradzeni przez swych kapitanów Kira, Momo i Hisagi.
Bleach - Rated: K - Polish - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen - Complete
Wyzwanie by problematic-child reviews
Czasami trzeba zdecydować się na niemożliwe. Noc przed niebezpieczną misją. Lekkie RenRuki, chociaż zależy jak na to patrzeć.Brr..nie znoszę streszczeń.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - Polish - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Untitled by crazyevilgirl reviews
The life of sakura as anbu and a member of the torture and interrogation department.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Ibiki M.
Morino Ibiki: Unscarable? by Angels-Gift reviews
Summary: The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, ANBU, Jonin and proctors are all curious. What is Morino Ibiki afraid of? Or is he just unscareable?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Gaara i skorpion by CephiedNoMiko reviews
Opowieść o dziwnym spotkaniu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Decyzja shinobi by CephiedNoMiko reviews
Krótka historia trudnych wyborów.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bardziej kobieca strona by Ahaanzel reviews
Właśnie dlatego nie powinno się brać cudzych rzeczy bez pytania. Zwłaszcza gdy ich właścicielką jest porucznik Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Masz wiadomość by Akivaria reviews
Alphonse zdecydowanie MUSIAŁ się przesłyszeć... [RoyxEd, Shonenai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Morning, sunshine! by Akivaria reviews
Roy ma o jeden powód więcej od Ciebie, dla którego nie lubi poniedziałków... [RoyxEd, Shonenai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Only One Left by kakashidiot reviews
Yamato has survivor guilt, will he recognize truth in Kakashi's words? One shot. RandR! Spoilers for newest manga!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Wild as Water by kakashidiot reviews
Hinata's thoughts as she completes her newest jutsu. Spoilers, I think. RandR!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Day Kakashi Arrived on Time by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi arrives on time? How to react? RandR
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Pushing the Limits by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi has pushed the limits all his life. SPOILERS for the newest manga! RandR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthdays Are Pain by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi's birthday. Will it go by uncelebrated as it has in the past? What love will do. RandR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Pain in the Ass by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi stabs himself... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW ! [Complete. Edited.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Partia Szachów by ewejka reviews
Krótkie opowiadanie o pewnym chłopcu, który nie chciał być czarodziejem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Albus D.
Latające kompotierki by toroj reviews
Parodia "Gwiezdnych wojen" popełniona w chwili niepoczytalności. Jednoczęściówka.
Star Wars - Rated: K - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Róża Gryffindoru by toroj reviews
Komedia z cyklu "Kwiaty Hogwartu". Można czytać osobno. Uwaga, jedzenie przy lekturze grozi wypadkiem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Schowek by Mirriel reviews
Tłumaczenie fanfictu Enahmy. Po śmierci Syriusza Harry pogrąża się w depresji. Wtedy otrzymuje szlaban, który prowadzi do szokującego odkrycia. [skonczone]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Droga wilka reviews
Historia pewnej dziewczyny, która przypadkiem trafiła do Konoha-gakure. Enjoy! Disclaimer: "Naruto" nie należy do mnie. Postacie spoza fabuły już tak.
Naruto - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakashi H.
Bo życie to nie wszystko reviews
Nie każdy może zostać czarodziejem... Ale nie każdy czarodziej może pozostać mugolem! Gdy życie wywraca się do góry nogami, jak pozostać sobą? Czy jej się to uda?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - OC