Omega799
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Joined 06-22-04, id: 616075
Author has written 5 stories for Amanda Show, Homestar Runner, Harry Potter, and Bible.

Hey, Omega here. For those of you who saw some of my earlier work and are wondering why I took it off the site, two words: definitely not working. Okay, that's three words. Sue me.

Anyway, I have some new stuff up on here. I have some more humorous stuff that seems to be working and a TTfic that will hopefully work out better than Y6 and DX.

So, any questions, post 'em in the reviews. I do accept anonymous reviews. No SPAM or repetitive reviews, please and thank you.

Update: Added a new Homestar fic and a Bible parody all y'all atheists & agnostics will probably like.

Update: Added a new HP fic and deleted my current Bible parody to make way for a new, funnier one.

Update: New chapter on sbemail.exe. Check it out.

Note: For the right-wing Christians out there who want to flame my Bible parody, go ahead. I will take your flame and wittingly throw it back, most likely reducing you to nothing but a smoldering pile of ash.

Update: I've decided to start a Matrix fic! It might take me a little while to put it up, so be patient.

Update: I deleted the Matrix fic. It wasn't working.

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The Very Private Thoughts of Numero Uno, God by Appello reviews
My version of how God created the universe...written in diary form. Oneshot! Not meant to offend anyone, so strongly religious people probably shouldn't read. Just a joke, please R&R!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The King James Bible Revamped by Jehovah reviews
A verse-by-verse parody of the KJB. If you'll get offended, don't read it.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004
God Creates the Earth by pink rabbit2 reviews
God created humans to get revenge on roosters. Seriously.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003
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strongbademailexe reviews
Various Strong Bad emails. Rating may change in the future. R&R.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
The Universal Cookbook reviews
Introducing the must have guide for every supreme being! Learn how to create, maintain, and destroy your very own universe! Not for Christians who will be offended. Rating may change in the future. R&R.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Harry Potter and the Abandoned Mansion reviews
While Harry, Ron, Hermione and the gang search for the remaining Horcruxes, they discover an abandoned mansion with information that may be useful. But the more information they find, the harder it becomes to piece the information together. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006
Battle of the Bands reviews
The name says it all. R&R.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005
Stranded 3: Sauna reviews
Six contestants compete against each other to see who can stay inside a sauna the longest. The prize is 1,000,000. R&R.
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Jehovah (2)