"It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you."
-Bertrand Russell

Life is a novel. You are the author. And every day is a new page.

The world will tell you who you are until you tell the world.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills its pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz

Random Facts: If you put dry ice in an empty water bottle, it will explode... :)

The average person will walk 5 times around the equator in their lifetime.

When you die, your hair continues to grow for a couple of months.

The word lethologica is the meaning of not being able to remember what word you want.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 9 meters.

American cars beep in the tone of F.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on the McDonald BigMac bun.

Coca-Cola would be green without food coloring.

"Almost" is the longest word with the letters in alphabetical order.

All polar bears are left-handed.

All of the continents end with the same letter they start with. (Instead of North and South America, we're just going to say America...m'kay? Good.)

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You blink on average, about 25,000 times per day.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their life while sleeping.

There are 336 bumps in a regular golf ball.

Saturn is the only planet that could float on water.

A dentist invented the electric chair. (makes you never want to go to the dentist, huh?)

The average person spends 1-2 months of their life looking aimlessly for something to eat in their refrigerator.

If you live to be 80, you will have spent about 20 years of your life asleep.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

One person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or older.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

No one knows why a bee can fly. Mathematically, they're not supposed to be able to lift themselves with their wings.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

The name Wendy was made up for Peter Pan. There was no record of anyone named Wendy before the book.

Sports Illustrated allows people to opt out receiving the famous swimsuit issue. Less than 1 of the population chooses this option.

More than 2,500 left-handed people are killed each year using products made for right-handed people.

A private elementary school in Virginia gave its students margaritas, thinking it was lemonade. (Imagine taking care of that group of kids!)

Al Gore's roommate in Harvard, class of '69, was Tommy Lee Jones.

The IRS admits that 1 in 5 people, if they call their help line, will get the wrong answer.

About 35 billion emails are sent each day.

Astronauts cannot burp or cry in space. There is no gravity to separate the liquid from gas.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (...no comment)

Over 1000 birds a year die from flying into windows.

Recycling one glass jar can save enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express; only horses.

If you lock a gold fish in the dark, it will eventually turn white.

In the 1600s, thermomoters were filled with Brandy, not Mercury.

About 25 of the population sneeze when exposed to light.

The fear of teeth is called odontophobia.

The sound of ET walking was someone squishing their hands in jelly.

More people die playing golf than any other sport.

Disney World is twice the size of Manhatten.

Generally, a pencil will draw/write 35 miles long.

A boulder is any rock 10 or more inches in diameter.

Stamp collecting is the most common hobby in the world.

It would take 27,000 spider webs to make a single pound of spider silk.

The CIA once called their assasination team the 'Health Alteration Committee'.

The odds of being killed by space debis is 1 in 5 billion.

The chance that you die from falling out of your bed is 2 in 1 million.

Someone who is eyrthrophobe is someone who blushes easily.

Anemophobic is someone who's afraid of high winds.

A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals women's underwear. (Or, for an easier word, pervert)

A misodoctakleidist is someone who hates practicing the piano.

A mismomania is someone who hates everything.

A dinomaniac is someone with the compulsive urge to dance.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with the left hand.

The character Donald Duck was banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.

If you were to yell for 8 years, 7 months, and six day, you will have created enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. (Go ahead and start screaming everybody!)

You consume one-tenth (.1) calories when you lick an envelope.

On average, a four year old child will ask 437 questions daily.

There are 119 ridges around a quarter.