RonnaClairhide bio
...Hi. I'm your average fanfiction-obsessed teenager with not a whole lot to do with my free time. I watch movies, read books (duh), listen to music. My current book obsession is the Mortal Instruments series and my recent music obsession is...anything? I love metal, rock, alternative. Anything loud with a good bass and killer guitar. I do, however, have this fasination with drums... I like cooking, painting my nails, and trying to get struck by lightning (did you know the world record holder for the most times getting struck by lightning is by this idiot who's gotten struck, like, seven times?). I like sarcasm- it adds spice to life. I run for fun (seriously). I run on my school's cross-country and track teams. I'm a band geek; I play flute. My favorite color is plaid. |
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Harry Potter and the Four Realms by Daphne Li reviews
Harry Potter is neglected in infancy, and kidnapped by a person determined to save him. From there he grows up happily, but his life is turned upside down when fate calls on him to return to and save the world he once belonged to. HPGW, RWHG, Summary Insi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,373 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
World Enough and Time Old Version by smidget reviews
Currently being rewritten. Fine the new and improved version on my profile. Feb. 8. 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,149 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Anticipation by Only Sometimes reviews
One shot, post DH. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny bring a bit of entertainment to the dinner table at the traditional Weasley family dinner as they fight over the usual thing: When will Ginny end the anticipation and have baby Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Molly W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Fabulous Notebook of Notes! by nirvanabee reviews
All it took was a notebook to bring them together...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,047 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Oregon Trail by heyjupiter reviews
The Time Turner goes awry, forcing Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Neville to travel the Oregon Trail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G.
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete