Wait! I have it! I am the master of cats! ^_^ Yes, that's right, ye olde master of cat like creatures. Fear it o.O You know you want to. You do...right?

Ever think about the cactus cats or the flying papayas? You know, those cats that live in the desert, living off the juice of cactus plants? Amazing really, water adapation to harsh environments, makes a person want one just so they can suck up liquid stains from the carpet. *grins*

What? Flying papayas? Are you high? I really have no idea what you're talking about. Read my stories or i shall set the Immortal Uncle Shamus to steal your organs. He will, he needs a new liver ~_~ Damn you all!