Hey, I'm Max, and I honestly, really have no idea what to write about, so I found these thingamadoodas on someone's profile and found it funny, so here it is:

If you walk and trip or stumble because you're too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile (I did 28 hours straight once omfg never doing that again)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. (Totally me ;))

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile. (C'mon, Max! Don't be such a coward, ya know you love him!)

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

So, carry on this new, random tradition, and copy and paste whatever applies to you onto your profile, just like I did.

Ok, some things to know about me, um, this might be hard...

Every day I am basically a new person with a new attitude, so I'm unpredictable and you never know what you're gonna get. However, usually, I'm annoyingly sarcastic, rude, and violent. I never go out anywhere without some kind of sweater or jacket, no matter the weather outside (what can I say, supermarkets are freaking cold, man). I'm mostly a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, so you will hardly ever see me dressed up, or in *shudder* makeup. On the outside,I constantly wear a face that says, "don't mess with me unless you want your face bashed in," but if you get to know me,I guess I can be pretty cool. Although, you won't talk to me in the first place if you're smart. Like any other person with any sort of logic, I am absolutely OBSESSED with Maximum Ride. Like, my whole life revolves around those books. They. Are. Life changing. Period. I think my favorite book in the series is Fang , I just love the connection that Max and Fang have in that one. Also, c'mon,I CANNOT be the only one who cried at Fang's goodbye letter (Spoilers! Do I have any fellow Whovians out there?). I was practically sitting in a lake by the time I finished it. Ok, back on track.I really tend to get sidetracked and always end up talking about something completely different than my original subject. Dang! I'm doing it again! Ok, so, I really don't get attached to people.I have, like, two real friends who can just barely stand me. Lol. We are practically attached at the hip, so to speak, even though our parents hardly ever let us out of our stupid houses. We can be REALLY loud and obnoxious when we want to, but usually I am pretty quiet and solitary, while they basically scream everything they have to say. Ok, I'm running out of things to talk about, so I'll just list my favorites now. As if you haven't heard enough from my big pie hole. (Just for the record,I actually hardly like any pies, because you really needed to know that ;) )

Favorite color

Black, and anything that isn't pink or neon green

Favorite book

Maximum Ride, FANG, duh

Favorite song

This Is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars, and anything Imagine Dragons

Favorite movie

Y'know, I've seen so many, it's hard to say.probably, like, the frighteners or something. Am I the only one who's seen that?

Greatest fear (hey, that's not a favorite! Whatever, peeps, suck it up)

Heights, can't stand 'em! Although,I am obsessed with birds. OB-SESSED!!!!! Also, I have the strangest fear of jellyfish and the ocean.

Favorite poem

Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe

Favorite way to annoy people

Talking on and on and on and on...(usually about myself) or using harmless (usually poking) physical contact until the victim either screams at me or explodes all over the place. Ew.

Ok, now on to more random shtuff!!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., MewCuxie12,Theanimekitty89, TheFoxThatTrots, emokittychic10, SilenceIsGolden15, HerefortheRide

92 percent of teenagers would die if Justin Beiber told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Sierra15. Fly on 3536, SilenceIsGolden15, HerefortheRide

So, on that note,I will start my closing thingy. For those of you who have put up with my annoying rambling, congratulations, you have passed the ultimate test and should now automatically know the meaning of life. (PS it's 42. Everyone knows that. The real question is why...) if your bored and you just want to chitchat,PM me. Trust me,I don't have a life,I will always have time for chitchatting. ALWAYS. So, tell me your favorites that correspond to my little favorite questions in bold above, oh, and are you team Fang, or team Dylan? Team Fang all the way!!! No offense if you're team Dylan, by the way. WARNING: if you do PM me, do not blame, get frustrated, and do not be surprised, if I ramble about random stuff.Hope everyone read that, and, yeah.

Fly on, peace out, whatever you wanna say, your choice,I could care freaking less

-My name is Maia, and I am, and always will be, here for the ride that is my crazy life.