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Joined 02-14-14, id: 5527742, Profile Updated: 08-09-19
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Star Fox, Zootopia, and Half-Life.

I poked around here a bit back in March of 2014. That stuff has since been abandoned.

More recently, I began posting Zootopia fics. Maybe one of these days I'll go back to StarFox? Who knows.

And now for a quote from someone I agree with:

Back in the day, stories were distributed in hard copy. You put them out in the world and relinquished control. They were mailed to others, photocopied, and passed around. You don't get to take them back once you put them out there. If you find one at a garage sale, you are totally free to buy it and burn it. It won't change the fact your stories are in Mable's closet, Joann's nightstand, and John's backseat of his car. You gave up control the day you sent the hard copies out into the world. Right or wrong, it's an undeniable fact that you cannot physically take back all of the copies out there, nor can you prevent the photocopy machine from generating more..

When people share deleted electronic works amongst themselves, they're doing much the same thing. The only practical difference is that you are aware of it. How you feel is personal and unique. You are entitled to your feelings. But, the mindset of having eternal control of something you sent out into the world is unrealistic. Right or wrong, it ain't gonna happen.

Anyway, God is dead, and fandom is anarchy. So go ahead, do whatever the hell you want to my stories. Maybe a little credit to the author would be appreciated, but it's not like I can stop you from using printouts of my fics to summon the Krampus. But whatever you do, please, for the love of all that is holy, unholy, or any combination thereof, keep circulating the tapes!

TIME FOR UPDATES:

I've finished writing Chapter 23 (technically chapter 22) of A Rather Wonderous Journey! All I have to do now is edit, proofread, and post! It'll be up soon! I've been leading up to the showdown with the big bad for two years now, and it's close. Like, "close" as in, it'll be over in 2 chapters, unless I can find more bullshit filler "amusing tangents" to stuff in to the story.

Now, since multiple people have asked, no, agent Raymond isn't an expy of Rick Sanchez, and there is no Morty. Raymond and Rick are similar in many ways, since both fall firmly within the "well traveled fountain of exposition know it all" archetype: Dr. House, The Doctor, Doc Brown, Rick Sanchez, etc. Am I planning on doing some horrible things to my characters? Oh you have no idea, but don't worry folks, he's gonna' speak his mind one last time before the end. I'm thinking that I really put myself to it, I could finally begin act III sometime this summer. But will I?

I had a new idea for Zystopian Gods just today, though I still have no idea when it, or the next chapter will show up. I mean, I decided to include a joke in A Rather Wonderous Journey in February of 2018, and the chapter in which I included it finally saw the light of day in December of that year...we'll see how it goes.

I have an Ao3 account, and one of these days I'll get around to posting my stories there. One of these days...

I've been working on a new story, Contact, for months now, and it's finally out! Contact is the story of Fox McCloud paying TAME collar Zystopia a visit, the [REDACTED] that follows him back to Corneria, and how his severely autistic son with scary mind powers factors into all of this.

Contact is both my return to the StarFox franchise, an expression of some ideas I've had floating around for ages, my first fic to really tie into the SCP Foundation mythos, and a bit of a self-imposed writing challenge. I'm trying to keep it T rated so people don't have to opt in to seeing it. Crossovers are niche enough as is, and I'd like to broaden my reader base. If it goes well (and so far, it kinda is), I might start writing more StarFox stuff. I've had an idea kicking around since literally summer of 2017, and it might finally see the light of day this year.

Anyway, It's 5:20 PM, and I'm outta' here.

--EStK.

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Zootopia: Second Chance by soulripper13 reviews
(sequel to Zootopia: Chances) If you had a chance to live your life over again, what changes would you make? That's what one fox has to decide. After Nick Wilde is shot dead, he wakes up as an eight-year-old, completely aware of his former life, what could he change for the better.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 103,661 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Judy H., Nick W.
Zootopia 2: Sequel to the Movie by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps reviews
Written on a prompt from friends, who wished to see me write an absolutely atrocious piece of literature...you have been warned. Nick and Judy love being police officers, and love Zootopia, but life is crazy and some mammals still hate them, or love them. Join them in their adventure being officers and upholding the law, justice, and stuff. Cover art from Murlik over on Deviantart.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth. She arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… oh Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/9/2017
Greetings from Manta Bay! by Bluelighthouse reviews
Zootopia is a city where anyone can be anything right? As it turns out some folks choose to be bullies. After the betrayal at the Junior Ranger Scout meeting Nick is feeling pretty down. That all changes however after young Nick visits the seaside city of Manta Bay. Its gonna be ok Nick, you have friends here.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,563 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/25/2018
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 296 - Words: 1,877,352 - Reviews: 15543 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 6,895 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
What if? Collaboration by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps reviews
What if...Judy and Nick were hitmammals for Mr Big? What if...the Night Howler case had never happened. What if...Nick and Judy ended up in jail for crashing that train? On a routine patrol, Nick and Judy get to find out just what might happen in those situations, as a machine in Fitwik's Arcade lets them examine the, What if's? in life. Created by 45 authors/artists and counting.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 683,356 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
DEFCON 5 by Wrong Password reviews
Time travel, vengeful sheep, and waaay too many paradoxes, more or less. Add in a dash of dead Nick and Judy, sprinkle in some poorly-planned writing, add to that no idea of where the story was going, and here you have DEFCON 5. Don't read this, it's awful. Just don't, it was my first fanfic and I'm glad it's done. On the other hand, if you like that sort of stuff, hop right on in!
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W.] OC, Jack Savage - Complete
Through a Glass, Darkly by WhatABummer reviews
"I see heads." / "And I see tails." / "It's all a matter of perspective" / "The same coin." / "A different perspective." / "Heads." / "Tails." / "Dead." / "Alive." - R. Lutece. Zootopia was once a much darker place. What happens when the Nick Wilde that is and the Nick Wilde that could have been switch places? Reality hopping shenanigans, that's what.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,808 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick, M. Honey Badger
Doctor Zoo by Thou Craggy Knob reviews
When Nick and Judy come across a strange mammal they struggle to believe his wild story. Can he really be who he says he is? Join the crew of the TARDIS on the ultimate adventure through time and space, as two of the ZPD's finest come to terms with their feelings for one another...
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Stop Talking, Keep Running by PeskyPlumber reviews
Waluigi takes the Wii Fit Trainer and Captain Falcon for a run.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Captain Falcon, Waluigi, Wii Fit Trainer
Zootopia: the original plot by J Shute Norway reviews
The original dystopian/ zoodystopian plotline, or the closest we can get to it, pieced together with old and new material released by Disney. In the shinning mammal metropolis of Zootopia, those descended from predatory mammals are forced to wear Tame collars for the safety of society as a whole. But when Nick Wilde tastes freedom, he and his friends plan to hustle it back.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 164,588 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick, M. Honey Badger - Complete
Barbed Wire Dreams by ScaraMedn reviews
She's a veteran cop. He's a perennial ragamuffin. That's all there is to it, as far as she cares. Then, something happens that Detective Hopps can't explain or accept. The smug fox she knows and tries to ignore comes to her aid with lightening pulled from the wires and graffiti that snarls. Now, she has to decide; run like hell, or embrace the barbed wire dreams.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,381 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Jude the Dude, and Nick the Chick by TrekkerTim reviews
Judas Hopps has worked his tail off all his life to become a big city cop, but when he finally makes it to Zootopia he finds that everything is not what he hoped. Forced to risk everything to save his dream, he teams up with con-vixen, Nicole Wilde to find a missing otter, but they end up finding so much more. Gender swapped AU
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,793 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo, D. Bellwether
The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether by WastedTimeEE reviews
It's been four years since the Night Howler scandal and Dawn Bellwether, now a free sheep, struggles to rejoin and redeem herself in the eyes of a world that sees her as a monster. Along the way she struggles adjusting to life outside, getting tangled in a new conspiracy, and finding friendship and more in a unexpected place. T-rated cut.(D. Bellwether x OC) (Judy x Nick)
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,442 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., D. Bellwether, OC - Complete
A Different Path (On Hiatus) by Ulfserkr909 reviews
It's been a year and a half since the incident with night howlers. Our well-matched partners, Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps, have since become a couple. Following a night of intimacy in which they both reflect on their what lives might have been without each other, they find themselves in an alternate universe where things have taken a much darker turn. (Full description within).
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 342,456 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo
The Beast of Yesterday by Tremainj reviews
Nature always has a way of bouncing back: when men ruined the world in their own greed, those left were sure that the world would never be green again. Green it became, but mankind's rule was no more. When a lone man comes back to the surface after over two thousand years of isolation, will he be able to abide by their rules, or will he continue doing what he knows best?
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 54 - Words: 328,830 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,899 - Follows: 18,604 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Harry Potter and the Case of the Belligerent Butt-Toucher by Patbert reviews
Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts for the first time and finds that the big danger this year is a hooded figure sneaking around touching people's butts. Who could it be? It is Harry's most dangerous adventure yet. Easily the most entertaining thing every written. WARNING: Contains so much shouting and boastful behavior. There is a rap battle. WARNING: The reviews contain some spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Star Fox: Next Gen by ZombieAxeHero reviews
In the distant future, Marcus McCloud follows in his father's footsteps and dedicates his life to fighting alongside his friends, pledging to rid the Lylat System of tyranny. When old enemies return, only they have the strength and courage to stop them. But blood feuds run deep, and an old rival of Marcus's father has a prodigy of his own. One who has made Marcus her top priority.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,355 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Marcus M., OC] [Fox M., Krystal] - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 9,855 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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A Rather Wonderous Journey Through Wilde Worlds reviews
Nicholas Wilde, framed for murder and sentenced to death, has but minutes to live. That is, until the right man shows up in the wrong place, and makes all the difference in the worlds.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 172,146 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Judy H., Nick W., D. Bellwether, OC
Contact reviews
Fox McCloud pays the city of Zootopia a visit, but it's the T.A.M.E. collar dystopian version, and the SCP Foundation is involved. Somehow.
Crossover - Star Fox & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/29 - Fox M., Marcus M., OC, Judy H.
Zystopian Gods reviews
In Zootopia, we saw a Fox and a Bunny struggle to overcome bigotry. Now, Nick Wilde will learn to transcend everything else. Including himself. Rated M for edgy transhumanism, coarse language, trippy surrealism, nightmare fuel, scattered bits of hanky panky sexy stuff, and god knows what else. Seriously, this one is going to get WEIRD.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Judy H., Nick W., M. Honey Badger, OC
A Wilde Night for Little Nicholas
Of course I was lying. How could I not? You would be too, if you had seen what I have seen. So how did I *really* get the idea for Wild Times? Rated M for profanity and psychological horror.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2017
Rise against the Master reviews
Marcus McCloud is a bold, young fox with high hopes for the future. But when he's drafted into the Cornerian military, his wibbley-wobbely past catches up with him, and timey-whimey stuff happens. This is sort-of a crossover, but it's mostly StarFox stuff. Rated M for disturbing scenes, language/cursing, and violence.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Wolf O'D., Gen. Pepper, Marcus M.
Mystery Fanfic reviews
Just a little teaser I wanted to put out there to provoke some thought. Rated M for violence, language, and disturbing scenes.
Crossover - Star Fox & Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2014