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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1479987, Profile Updated: 01-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi!!

Some stuff about my stories:

PROPOSAL 101 NOTE: I know in chapter two, This Line:
“What am I?” Ginny asked indignantly, “A next-door-neighbour?”
Is taken from OotP. It was just a joke, I wasn't trying to fool anyone into thinking that line was my original joke, I figured everyone would know and remember it from Order of the Phoenix. Which, by the way, everyone did. But I've just gotten an anonymous review that called me a "copy cat" for that. So, I just wanted to set the record straight. I'm not taking credit for J.K.R.'s work, I was just using it again because I thought it was funny. Sorry.

Ties (Even though I think people only care about the dressses, haha):

RWHG wedding ties:

HPGW wedding ties:

Dresses:

Hermione's wedding dress is one-of-a-kind, and I can't find a picture of it.

Ginny and Luna's dresses at RWGH wedding

(in whatever color you think looks like Ron's eyes)

Victoire's dress at RWHG wedding:

(in blue velvet)

Ginny's wedding dress: TBA

Hermione and Luna's dresses at HPGW wedding:

(in plum)

Victiore's dress at HPGW wedding:

(in azalea)

I noticed that I can't type web addresses in my stories so in the beginning of my Plain White T songfic there is just a space where the web address should be. I got the lyrics from www.plyrics.com just so everyone knows. I AM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THE LYRICS! (In case that wasn't clear.)

Personal Info (if you could call these vague details personal):

Age: Old enough to know better than to tell you

Name: Uhhh... I've seen one too many news stories to say my name online. How about you call me Lorri (short for my middle name). Yes. My name is Lorri. End of discussion.

Gender: Female

Location: Planet Earth (NO! REALLY?)

Favorite Books:

-Harry Potter(my FIRST favorite book that I fell in LOVE with!! OMG This book has made me laugh, cry, and scream-all at the same time!!),

-Twilight (A GREAT, GREAT, AWESOME book! EDWARD IS HOTT!! But, Harry Potter is better. Sorry, but-in my opinion-it just is. The earth is round, the grass is green, and Harry Potter is the best series in the universe.)

-Clique

-Warriors

-Series of Unfortunate Events

-Uglies-Pretties-Specials-Extras Series(A FOURTH! YAY!)

-basically anything with words printed on it. except the newspaper... I don't know why... OK, that's not really true, I read parts of the newspaper that interest me... and the comics... (Zits is hilarious!)

Favorite Bands/Singers: The Ting Tings, The Killers, The Innocent Bystanders, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Fray...(they are all "the--something"--I just realized that!!)

Quotes:

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz

"Reading is a way of thinking with another person's mind, it forces you to stretch your own." -Charles Scribner

"You can buy a dog, but not necessarily the wag of its tail." -Henry Wheeler Shaw

"A genius is a terrible thing to waste." -KingPin from the animated Spiderman. (I don't think he meant that he admired geniuses...probably more that he wanted to take advantage of one and use them for personal, illegal gain. But the point remains!)

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"

-John Lennon

A Set of Quotes That, In My Personal Opinion, Prove Ron and Hermione's Compatibility:

(Hermione) "Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare...what did Professor Sprout say?--it likes the dark and damp-"

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.

"Yes--of course--but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.

"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"

"Oh, right!" Said Hermione ...

-Page 278 of the American Sorcerer's Stone Page 651 of the American Deathly Hallows

(The Trio is outside of the Whomping Willow) "How--how're we going to get in?" panted Ron. "I can--see the place--if we just had--Crookshanks again--"

Crookshanks?" wheezed Hermione, bent double, clutching her chest. "Are you a wizard or what?"

"Oh--right--yeah--"

-Page 651 of the American Deathly Hallows

Teehee! They both do soooo well under pressure!! At least they help each other remember what they are!

One of the Most Awesomest Poems Ever (But NOT my only fave):

This is where you are.

Please note.

You are reading a poem

Beginning, "This is whare you are."

Now get up

And walk three times around the room,

The drink from a faucet

(If you can find a faucet).

Do not use a glass.

Stick your mouth directly

Into the stream of water

Feel the water,

Its coldness, its wetness.

If there is no faucet near you

Or if the water is not potable,

Observe the sky

And whatever may fill it

(in the margin you may write

The names of three things

you see in the sky)

And try to decide

Whether our present condidtion

Is best described

As peace or war.

What is the difference Between this and "this"?

Please take note

Of where you are.

Did you really walk around the room

As requested?

Have you written anything in the margin?

Are you sitting, standing,

Or reclining?

You are reading a poem

Which will end,

"Of all this is."

But you are not there yet.

You are here.

You are getting there.

Now explain precisely

What the point

Of all this is.

(By Jack Anderson NOT ME)

Click Here to Make a Difference!

The above link will take you to a glorious site called freerice.com

The site tests you on your vocabulary skills, and while you play, you are donating rice to someone in need. It may not seem like a lot at first, but just watch it add up as you move through the levels. The vocab. tests are helpful for many things, including performance in school and SAT prep! Paste the link in your profile and spread the word!

One day I thought to myself: Wow, I see situations from Harry Potter reflected into lots of other books, movies, and T.V shows. I asked myself: Is it possible that J.K. Rowling is not that great of a writer after all? Does she only write stereotypical stories that are meaningless and mainstream? Could this be? I answered myself: NO. Harry Potter is NOT a stereotypical story. It may contain popular ideas, but it is the way that J.K. Rowling combines them and adds in her own signature unique ideas, that makes the books truly magical.

Yeah.

Think about THAT!

Survey!:

Self Servey Time!!

Grab the nearest book to you and flip to chapter 16, line 18. What does it say?

..."their things, Hermione dawdling. Harry knew why she wanted to..."

Harry Potter, go figure

this is the second line on the second page of chapter 16, because the first page only has 16 lines

What are you doing right now?

typing the answer (duh!), checking my e-mail, and...blinking

What was the name of the book you grabbed for the first Self Servey question/command?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

(it was sitting right next to my computer because I needed it to get the quote)

What are you thinking right now?

you spelled 'survey' wrong

How do you feel about BrambleXSquirrel and CrowXNight?

BrambleXSquirrel is good, they actually remind me of HPGW because of the personalities, and of RWHG because they always used to fight

CrowXNight is...odd but...erm...if they're happy...(which I doubt they are)

Do you cuss?

NO! lol...I'm a goody-goody! O:) (my angelic self)

You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:

1) You accidently called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.

2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, you're reading HP.

3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.

4) Your friends give you the look when you say Harry.

5) your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.

5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.

6) Your cell rings and you absentmindingly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"

7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.

8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possesion.

9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.

10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.

11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.

12) You are rebelling against JK Rowlings pairings...in Social Studies.

13) You think your science teacher is Voldemort's supporter.

14) When people ask the person what's wrong with you, you look at them pointedly and say: "Don't ask"

15) Your actually reading this.

16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sites.

17) Your convinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.

18) One of your stuffed animals is name Crookshanks.

19) You have worse symptoms than this list.

20) You are laughing a little right now, saying yes to every statement!

I, IheartHP95, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

Stuff that I stole (but I was told to!):

If you're in love with Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're counting the days until Twilight hits the big screen, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's not even funny, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the "Have Edward change Bella into a vampire Club" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried in many parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name:CullenCrazy32,IheartHP95,

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever suddenly heard someone angrily yell "What?!" at you, and then realized that you had been staring at that person for several minutes without realizing it; put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Hi!!

(Deja~Vu - huh?)

Toodles!!

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Expelliarmus by thelightningstrike reviews
Collection of one-shots and drabbles about different Harry Potter characters. Any ship, any pov, any time period, etc, etc. Currently: Knowing- Lisa Turpin & Michael Corner. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Horror of Pink by runningfingers reviews
Everyone has at least one relative who just doesn't know what they like and gives awful gifts. This is about Hermione's. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Sunset by thelightningstrike reviews
Short oneshot on an event that may have happened between Neville and Luna, for those who still need coming to terms with the fact that they don't get together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Welcome to Love! by CaNdY-FlOsS-07 reviews
Ron & Hermione are expecting their first baby, Neville and Luna's relationship is on the brink of melt down and Cho Chang is back to meddel in Harry and Ginny's marriage! You get the general idea! Um, you might like it! Full sumarry inside! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The True Meaning of Love by CaNdY-FlOsS-07 reviews
Harry, Ron & Ginny haven't seen Hermione for 5 years.Ron is engaged to Lavender.They meet Hermione again in America where they find out the life that she has been living. Can Ron and Hermione find love again? Som DH spoilers.Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,861 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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His School reviews
Draco-centric one-shot about his feelings during the battle before, during, and after Dumbledore's death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Weddings 101 reviews
Sequel to Proposal 101, life after RWHG wedding and life leading up to HPGW wedding as well as the actual wedding Enjoy and Review! K-Plus for possible language, but I doubt it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Proposal 101 reviews
Ginny wants Harry to propose. Harry wants to propose. Why can't Harry propose? It may take a visit from the past to convince Harry that he should propose. Says "romance" purely fluff romance, though, nothing heavy. I swear I'll update soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The whole forest reviews
You compare one tree to the whole forest" are Edwards words This is Bella's reaction-of-sorts. my first twilight fic, I've always wanted to write one! an excerpt: “One tree to the whole forest.” Have I really done that little to express my love?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Our toothbrushes reviews
Ron and Ginny's toothbrushes and the stories they tell. Strange, but not that bad. You have to read to understand, the summary isn't very good. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Songfic to Our Time Now reviews
Songfic to "Our Time Now" by The Plain White T's. Set after Final Battle and everyone is moving on with their lives. Says "romance" but isn't really "romantic". Songfics aren't really my thing, but I thought I'd try it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete