Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

Sometimes, the scariest moments aren't your own. A few of Class 1-A's students learn that Midoriya almost didn't make it to UA with them, and the people you thought you knew, aren't always the same as they appear. Under a star-lit night sky, Midoriya confesses his nightmares and where they originate from. Theme(s): suicidal themes mentioned

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

After Midoriya suspiciously runs out of the dorms to rendezvous with an unknown person, the students of Class 1-A make it their mission for the day to get to the bottom of things. But what they discover only elevates their curiosity. (Needless to say that I don't own BNHA in any capacity.)

A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for 12 hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings] SEQUEL UP!

Should a ten year old boy who doesn't know thing one about his chosen path really start walking it?

By some Miracle, she survives, burdened by the Sanbi she can no longer be a medical ninja and her life has gotten a lot more complicated. Thankfully she has some new friends in Jiraiya and Naruto to help her find her way in this world. Timetravel Rin x Naruto

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

Despite his warm reception at U.A., Izuku stills feels like a bit of an outcast. Beyond a love of heroes, he doesn't really have many interests he shares with his classmates. But after a chance encounter with Mina, he begins to share her passion for a very unexpected hobby. And as the two become friends, they will learn there's something else they share a fondness for.

The next installment in Vali's adventures. This time he is unleashed upon an unsuspecting Planetos, at a time when the world just is not ready for his presence, if ever they could be. Humans and White Walkers alike beware, Vali very rarely plays nice. By the time he's done, there will be no Game of Thrones, no Song of Ice and Fire. Only a Tale, one of Blood and Monsters.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

It came as a complete surprise to the class when Aizawa announced to the class that they were have a bring your parent to school day. But when Izuku's mother falls ill on the morning of it, who is he supposed to take with him? Dad Might and other good stuff. Canonverse/canon divergence. Now with chapter 2!

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

(Post BOTW.) In which Link develops a very curious habit and Zelda is confused.

In which the world experiences the aftermath of a bargain between the Pirate King and the Master of Death. Oneshot

Saitama keeps telling Fubuki that she needs to learn how to survive on her own. When will she ever learn? Hmm...maybe she just needs a little help...(Saitama x Fubuki)

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

Shanks hadn't set out to invite a female onto his crew, especially not as the one that'll be nursing their wounds, but really, it'd take a damn miracle to find a doctor better than this pinkette.

The Dursleys, fearful of their nephew, decide that the best course of action is to dispose of him. Where do they leave him? France. There, Harry Potter grew up and learned of his most precious ally: himself. Armed with a new name and a new face, Harry takes them all by storm. Smart, Metamorphmagus Harry. AU. First Year.

In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.

The Emerald Rose, once a girl being manipulated by traitors, now a woman married to a powerful Shichibukai and surrounded by a Family that protects their own. Safe and sound, happy and loved while loving in return, she didn't expected the traitors to dare call her back to them. Fem!Harry. Rated M to be safe! Picture not mine.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Gohan is living life as a secret superhero, but Videl is making it her business to find him out! How will Gohan manage her and Saiyan hormones? Will he fess up? Or will he try to live his life -puts on sunglasses- "Under the Radar"? *applause* Thank you! Thank you! And GOODNIGHT! G/V obviously. Rated T because adult situations and language in later chapters. COMPLETE!

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

My alternate scenario of a certain scene in the Thriller Bark Arc. Found out it would have caused a lot of trouble if it was canon, but still fun to make.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

[Sequel to Nightmares] Assisting another is difficult when they won't accept your help. Doubly so when they won't acknowledge their plight in the first place.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

The mission is the kindling and their argument the spark that starts a fire between them. But Naruto's only ever been in love with one girl, and the decision to welcome the newly-ignited flames that consume his head and heart is a strange and confusing one. Two-shot, NaruIno

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

Set after Izuku's fight with Shouto. Just a short expansion onto the scene where Ochako, Tenya, Tsuyu and Minoru realize Izuku has never had anyone there for him, and Izuku realizes that with his new ability to save people, that he, too, sometimes needs to be saved, and that he's not as alone as he's used to. Slight Izuku/Ochako

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

In which Luffy can't find his hat, Ace is on his brother's ship, and Sabo is very confused. -Kinda self-indulgent. No ships. Pre-Saobody. Massive Sabo-related spoilers, up to Chapter 794. The sole purpose of this is to get the ASL trio together while they're all alive and have them be happy, and also entertain myself while doing that. Which means swaps. Rated T for cursing.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

After a night out with his nieces, Qrow Branwen returns to find Taiyang Xiao Long in shambles. Little does Taiyang know, he's not the only one that hurts. (From my Tumblr — Hunter's Dream). Image "Summer and Qrow" from Taiyang Xiao Long on pintrest.

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

All Yang had left was one fist. One fist with which to try and protect all that she had left. Luckily there's one person who knows how to make the most of a single punch.

Jirou would've gone with them too if she had any choice in the matter. [Ties in with Get Well Soon]

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

When you wake up in a fictional world a thousand years in the past, only to find immortality and a hunger for blood forced upon you, what do you do? Take over the world of course. Story officially earns it's M rating from Chapter 4 on. [COMPLETE]

In which Uraraka tries out a new kink. It goes terribly wrong.

Fubuki and Saitama's relationship started out normal... but knowing them, the rest of the relationship is going to be anything but.

Weiss and Jaune attempt to cure their loneliness through music.

Mother's Day one-shot. On the anniversary of the fire that took everything from him, a young Shirou Emiya meets an eccentric visitor sporting Heaven's finest.

Some nights, Gilgamesh dreams of Enkidu.

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

Emiya Shirou is a magus, one who can be said as bizarre due to what he possesses within. However, his status as one is a secret and he kept it that way. He was fine in keeping what he's capable of to himself, but when the Fifth Holy Grail War came knocking, he Stands up and do what he's born to do: To make those who endanger others for their own gain feel the Steel of his Justice!

(Dumbledore-bashing!) Sometimes, we need to fall in order to rise to our full potential. During the First Task, Harry learns of chains and lies he has lived with for a long time, for he is Harry Sitri, cousin to Serafall and Sona. But as a Devil, can he be accepted in any world? And will Serafall Leviathan's cunning plan to wed Harry and Rias Gremory work out?

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Gilgamesh chooses to observe the corrupted flames of the grail from up close. While there, he finds something he finds... worthy, at last.

Super hearing can give you access to information that others aren't privy to. That's not always a good thing.

"Some say that this place is the mythical Avalon. Where a certain king's grave was supposed to be. But we now know that it couldn't be true, right? Because you're with us." After the events of Unlimited Blade Works - Good End, Rin takes Shirou to Glastonbury, but in this case with Saber to let her reaffirm her decision to stay in this era. Fluff-ish.

The irony was that the prison was of her own making. She could leave at any time, if only she'd give up her pride. It would go against everything she was, though. She'd rather die, than give up her pride. She'd dance the same waltz for all eternity, until she could dance no longer. Again and again and again and again... (One-shot. No parings.)

Jaune and Ren discuss a possible weakness for Jaune's gamer sembance.

Due to the increase in popularity of Quirk influenced marriages, a new app was created to test the compatibility of two partners and their Quirks in reference to their future offspring. The girls of class 1-A stumble upon this, and all hell breaks loose! Embarrassment and blushing abound! Rated for Kacchan's ever foul mouth! Pairing: Izuku/Ochako and hints of others.

Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?

After Beacon is reclaimed, all that's left to do is decide what to do with a frozen Cinder statue. "For Pyrrha..."

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

As an ancient tale unfolds, two newcomers are added to the story... at the cost of one. What happens when a portal miscalculation lands Rick and Morty in deep trouble? Strong language and some gore.

Hinata Shōyō has had half of his left leg since he was ten, but after seeing the small giant on tv he decides that he's going to play volleyball no matter what. Armed with a prosthetic leg and a whole lotta firepower, he keeps everything a secret so he can continue playing. Of course, secrets never stay that way for long… Disabled!Hinata pre-slash kagehina

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

Despite her best efforts, Tatsumaki just can't damage Saitama. At this rate only one technique will be able to bring him down, but will she be willing to use it?

What if Shirou was saved by Taiga? What could possibly go wrong? Crack-ish one shot. Complete.

What happened between Shallan and Kaladin after the highstorm in the chasms? Words of Radiance Spoilers.

[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]

Jaune visits Yang while she is detained after attacking another student. [FALL SPOILERS]

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Ozpin has carried the powers and duties of The Old Man for a very long time, but when Cinder enacts her plans and Ozpin dies, he passes the abilities and responsibilities of the title onto Jaune. [FALL SPOILERS] Rated T for Language, Violence, and a wee bit o' Gore

After her initial fight with Saitama, Fubuki contemplates the bald hero's words to her.

Perhaps, after Genos had moved in with him, he'd gained some weight? Regardless, as he stood before his bathroom mirror, this was an odd occurrence. (Fluffy as f*ck, and slightly endearing? Or creepy...hrm.)

This is a direct sequel to my story "All of Eternity at my Fingertips" I recommend reading that first if you have the time! The Main Character is a Self-Insert who has basically evolved into an Original Character. If you enjoy Villain Protagonists, this story might be for you!

In which Hinata is left distraught after his fight with Kageyama, and Yachi proves herself to be a warmer source of relief than anyone else at the time. Hinayachi Hinata Shouyou x Yachi Hitoka.

Seeing his two nieces is something Qrow looks forward to, and dreads. And it's all because of one simple word.. [One-Shot]

Girls make me sick. Literally.

This is a Portal AU in which Shikamaru is Chell. Portal is one of my favorite video games and it only just occurred to me that Shikamaru would play the shit out this game irl. All of GlaDOS' lines are actual lines form the game. The storyline is a bit different here for the story's sake. Hope you enjoy :)

Tsukishima isn't good at comforting people. He knows that. But when he accidentally finds Yamaguchi trembling in a closet, on the verge of tears, he has to try.

It's hard to sleep when there's a pit in your stomach that just won't go away.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Yachi is sick and the oddball duo make it their mission to make sure she is well and rested. Slight Kageyachi if you squint. Crossposted on AO3 and Tumblr.

"Who are you?" "I'm Fear." "Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Fear too."

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

Hyoudou Issei then woke up on his bed. On autopilot, his hand opened a drawer beside his bed and took a black permanent marker. '453' He wrote. For a normal person, those numbers could mean anything. But then again, Hyoudou Issei was not normal. "This is the 453rd time huh?"

Tatsumi could not keep his promise. As Tatsumi's journey comes to an end, he must come to terms with his death, while reuniting with old friends. Will Tatsumi find peace with those he lost, or will regret consume him? Set after episode 23. Rated T for language

There's a reason why no one messes with humanity, and why the Turian Hierarchy lost at Shanxi. One-Shot.

Stormlight Archive AU where everything is the same but Syl can only change into seemingly harmless kitchen utensils.

I am certainly not the first to this party, but here is my take on the "Aqua shows up at the end of KH2 and bumps into Sora and Riku" AU.

No one survives one hundred bridge runs. No one.

In the ten minutes that Dalinar had his back turned, Kaladin and Adolin had somehow managed to destroy half the warcamp.

Sam and Dean Winchester come across a case that deals with Raphael... or so they thought. With Sam kidnapped by Tobias Hankel rather than Reid, Dean is desperately trying to find his brother, and the BAU are in for a big shock.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.

In the North, there is a man to all who follow the old gods pay heed to. No one knows how long he has lived or from where he came. But he has always been there, even after the Iron Throne was forged. He is the Ghost of the North and by his silent hand, the future of Westeros is changed.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Lopen wants to try something new.

As the firstborn son of an important highprince, Adolin Kholin is not used to feeling inferior to those who surround him. In light of recent events, though, he's starting to feel an unusual emotion: jealousy. On the other hand, his brother Renarin is quite accustomed to feeling useless. Major spoilers up to the end of Book Two of the Stormlight Archive (Words of Radiance).

It's been months since the defeat of Grima and peace has returned to the land. Lucina plans to make her exit, but she is stopped in the middle of the night.

AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Rin is not a morning person. However, that does not change the fact that Shirou has to wake her up. The plane heading for London isn't going to care about Rin's desire to sleep in. Shirou/Rin

The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets. If Corvo didn't know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip. Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014.

Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.

'Kuroo and Kenma shared. It was a fact of life. A sometimes strange fact if you think about the extent that statement goes to, but a fact nonetheless'. In which Nekoma realizes what exactly that entails. A bit of KuroKen, if you squint.

The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.

Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

Ushijima Wakatoshi said something he really shouldn't have. And now everyone is traumatized by the tiny crow called Hinata Shouyou. / A fill for the Haikyuu! kink meme! - Minor swearing -NOW WITH THE PROMISED PART 2!

One-shot: The dark knight faces literacy's greatest mass murderer.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

John Winchester went insane after the death of his wife. He believed monsters to be real, and hunted those who caught his attention. Dean had to protect Sammy...no matter what. When the BAU is called in, hope appears for the first time since Dean's nightmare began.

You wake up on a ship with bad news burning a hole in your left breast pocket (over your steadily beating heart) and a damning brand burned into the back of your left hand. You're home. / Timeloop AU.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Abaddon is up to something, and Sam, Dean and Cas need to find out what before it's too late. But when 7 bodies turn up in Lebanon, Kansas, the BAU team is called in to investigate two of America's most evasive and dangerous killers. They will not relent until the Winchesters are in custody. But how do you profile a hunter? And how do you save the world from inside a jail cell?

With the world tournament coming up, Cynthia learns of a mysterious trainer sparking her curiosity. Mainly game-verse, elements form the anime and manga will make it in. I moved the rating up to M, to be on the safe side. The first few chapters are definitely the weakest so please do bear with it and read on. Also first fanfic yeah!

Aside from his disappearance, Tharja only ever had one minor regret in marrying Robin.

Videl Satan had thought she was one of the best fighters in the world. Unfortunately for her, the world is a vast place, and a chance meeting in the city shows her something more. Now if only she could actually land a hit on the old man...

Short instances where Koushi is called "mom" by his own teammates, and doesn't know how to respond.

Fight. Fight until there's not a single opponent left alive.

No one really questioned it until Morgan came around. Chrom/MaleMU

Something silly I did as a sort of response to Chapter Six of For the Love of Jaune. Basically, Nora nabs Oobleck's coffee with Jaune as her accomplice.

Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Nakamaship.

Law returns to Hogwarts to clean up the wizard's little Dark Lord problem, for like the third time. Now if only he can keep himself sane while Straw Hat Luffy bounces around the castle... pre-Dressarosa post-Punk Hazard. Sequel to The Doctor is In.

For all Jaune's gifts, common sense wasn't one of them.

Diabel thought it would be easy. Too bad he was wrong.

A continuation to Chapter Two of For the Love of Jaune. Come see Weiss' reaction to being awaken by "love's first kiss."

Some dares should never be taken.

A phrase indicating the presence of something inexplicably attractive.

Right after N leaves Unova after his defeat with Hilbert he and Reshiram are caught up in a blizzard, they land on a cold desolate mountain top and discover that their not alone. Here it is! what you've all been waiting for! Red vs Natural Harmonia Gropius OR N for short. Well I still suck at summaries so just read it. (Note: Not a sequel to Red vs Cynthia) COMPLETE!

It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.

"Look! This fruit is yellow and swirly, like Sanji!"

Aomine accidentally kidnaps Nigou and brings him to Touo's practice. Sakurai gets attached. Momoi is not happy. Neither is Seirin.

Hinata wakes up in the past, and reacts badly – for her kidnapper anyway.

Ren never thought Team JNPR's room was too small until his teammates started dating each other.

Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?

When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino

Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.

After a particularly bad day in class, Weiss just wants to be alone. For better or worse, Jaune doesn't want to leave her alone. Implied Jaune/Weiss, though it can be seen as friendship (hence the genre).

When Law still called himself Harry Potter, he wanted nothing more to return to Hogwarts. However, now that he is there all he wants to do is go back to the Grand Line. HpxOP crossover. Inspired by Serendipidal.

Written for the tumblr Cosmere fandom's Secret Santa gift exchange. Kaladin is working to train the members of Bridge Four when an unexpected visitor drops by to check on them.

Universe Alteration (Divergence) where instead of joining the army, Kaladin goes to Kharbranth to train as a surgeon. After years of hard work, his talent for healing earns him a promotion. But there are secrets in Kharbranth, the likes of which he could never have imagined. **WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE WAY OF KINGS**

One-shot. Once Robin realized the identity of that blond Revolutionary and his relationship with her captain, it became the one secret she would not keep.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Trafalgar Law is reincarnated as Harry Potter...Or is it the other way around? Needless to say, the wizarding world does not survive. Drabbles. One Piece crossover xover

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.

"If he does nothing, Ace will die. If he tries anything, he'll be a traitor." (Marine!Luffy AU of Marineford.)

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

The 2 years they'd spent stuck with each other had seemed like nothing more than a transitional period in their lives at the time. It would take the next 2 years apart for them to realize its significance. A short story looking into Zoro and Perona's relationship.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

"Sorry, Ace," Marco murmured to himself as he riffled through the stack of old newspapers. "I don't know how it happened, but... I think I'm stalking your little brother."

"In the end, we all end up on the Wall."

Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.

A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-

Two of the World Government's most feared enemies come together on the open sea and one boy meets the man his little brother never shut up about.

Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.

Merlin gets cursed and shrunk down to only four inches tall. But the important bit to remember was that it was not Arthur's fault.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Freya gets sick of Arthur and boots him back into the world a decade ahead of schedule. Post 5x13.

Corvo was famous for sparing his enemies' lives when he put Emily on the throne. Some fates, however, are worse than death. [A short series of vignettes about the fates of Corvo's targets following Low-Chaos] CURRENT: ********

Pendleton and Martin propose a toast. (Warning: Spoilers for Low-Chaos ending)

Oneshot. It's an ordinary morning on board the Moby Dick, when Ace discovers Luffy's first Wanted Poster and decides to share it with the crew. "Hey guys! This here's my little brother!"

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Black has failed. Ghetsis has won. He is now the champion, and Team Plasma will take over the Unova region. All hope is lost...but wait...a challenger appears...First one-shot.

Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE

Not everybody plays with a full deck.

Someone or something is going after fans of the Supernatural books. The BAU think it's a religious nut. Dean and Sam think it might be a restless spirit. Only one team is right.

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

Shizune has finally completed her tertiary education, and Hisao is on hand to make the day one that she'll never forget. Pity Shizune's family had to show up to make things a touch more difficult than required.

What if the Straw Hats had of been together when they got the news that Ace was imprisoned and due to be executed? With the whole crew, and all their specialties, how might the rescue of Portgas D. Ace been different?

Dean and Sam investigate a series of kidnappings in the area surrounding the supposedly shut-down Aperture Science Laboratories. Spoilers for ending of Portal 2.

Simon promised Nia eternity. Yoko can't seem to move past Kamina. But a day of reunion promises a love for the here and now.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

A unknown nin gave Minato the gift of a lifetime the night of the sealing. The only question he has is, "Why?" Timetravel, death, potential spoilers? Now two-shot.

GLaDoS leads Dean on.

- Sequel to 'Raphael' - When the new 'Supernatural' books are released, Garcia convinces Reid to join the fandom. What he finds, however, are too many coincidences for him to ignore.

Dr Reid travels to Princeton-Plainsboro in order to meet his estranged biological father, the eccentric medical genius diagnostician, Dr. House. Some things just clearly run in the family.

While hunting a windego, Sam, Dean and Castiel fall into NCIS custody. Established Dean/Cas

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

Nobody kills in Dexter's town and gets away with it. Cover Art by Attempt Unique.

"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?

Series of KFP oneshots. Chapter 1- Wounds heal but scars won't. Well, Shen doesn't care what scars do.

Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.

Rin tries to come to terms with what happened to her sister. conclusion of the letter series

the story of Matou Shinji, follows Dear Tohsaka. Part 2 of the letters

Set after the UBW True End, Sakura writes a letter to Rin detailing her life and feelings. Part 1 of the letter series

All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...

One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.

Ayako wants to challenge Shirou to a final archery match, but...

The Holy Grail War is not a Pokemon Battle. That doesn't stop Shirou from pretending that it is, however.

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange

Future timeline. A lightning strike erasing all of 18's memories. Future Trunks captures her and has her reprogrammed as a protector. Now she's taken a liking to him and attempts to seduce him. As he tries to ignore 18, villains that have not yet appeared in the Mirai timeline appear. Bad summary. T/18. COMPLETE

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Luffy is Dragon's son. Even Garp didn't believe it.

100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!

As with beauty, strangeness is in the eye of the beholder.

The HIMYM gang vacation in California where they find The Cheesecake Factory to be a bit strange, Tressling to be a bit awesome, and nerds to have more pull with the ladies. It's going to be legen, wait for it... dary! Rated T for language.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

6th year AU, Harry puts the puzzle together slightly faster. Now he just needs to come up with a plan of action. Fortunately, help comes from an unexpected source. Rated M for a reason. Smut/adult situations.

Raphael leaves his vessel for another, and pays for it. Set during Criminal Minds 'Revelations'.

A curse leaves Spencer Reid and Dean Winchester in a strange and awkward position, they've switched bodies

NCIS's investigation into the death of a marine stalls, leaving the team frustrated and with more questions than answers. Like what is the FBI's involvement? And why is Tony convinced that there is a strange Chevy following their every move?

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Supernatural/Criminal Minds crossover. The Winchesters and the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit investigate the same case, a series of mysterious deaths on the grounds of a South Carolina plantation. Set late in the 4th season for both shows.

An Agni Kai, two firebenders, and their long suffering girlfriends. Roy/Riza, Zuko/Mai. Crack.

A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

When Sena had caught sight of Suzuna lounging on a couch in the hotel's lobby, flipping through a sizeable book sporadically with an oddly satisfied look on her face, he hadn't known how to react. Suzuna had found a name dictionary. Two-shot.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

What happened to Jiiha village after the exodus of the saviors of humanity? What becomes of those they left behind? A portrait of hard lives in the age of the rebirth of the spiral. feat. Simon, Nia, and the "mean girls" of Jiiha village; one-shot.

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

This is why you keep your muses under control, kids. Harry gets stuck in the past, and learns an ancient and noble art. Unabashedly fluffy and pointless, but in a good way. Now with added present.

A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot

Naruto saw people in a different light. They were tools, nothing more. But when he confronts someone much like him, a prisoner he is supposed to interrogate, can he keep his cold outlook, even with her? NaruTayu. M for language. One-shot.

Naruto wouldn’t let them take her away. “You can’t have her! She’s mine! All mine!” Tayuya felt the same way. NaruTayu One-shot.

Naruto was always happy. Always encouraging. Always persevering. Always smiling. Not even Tayuya could resist succumbing to the pleasant cheerfulness that permeated the very air around that loud, blonde ninja. NaruTayu One-shot. M for Tayuya's language.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

(Complete) Goku is dead and Chi Chi followed shortly after giving birth to Goten. Gohan has spent the last five years raising him on his own. I wanted to write about their lives. Yes, I made Gohan much more serious, but I think Goten more than makes up

MewTwo has a conversation with Ash, and realizes that the best way to honor something important, is to be able to say you were there when it happened.