Hi I'm LpsAwesomeMoon and I write Ninjago, TMNT, and anything I find Awesome. But before we get into anything, I have to tell you about me.

Name: Call me Moon

Outfit: Purple T-shirt and black jeans with blue sneakers and silver necklace with a purple moon-shaped charm

Hair: Dark brown, short and curly.

Extras: Black angel wings, cat ears and tail.

NINJAGO LOVERS OATH!!!!

whenever i feel the flakes on my nose

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is all around me,

In my mind, Cole will be around, you see.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is not who she seems,

Nya will cross my mind, by all means.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still does acts of crime

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

If you LOVE NINJAGO copy and paste this to your PROFILE!

97% of teens (and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, watching, with popcorn, screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY MORON!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (he did. YES!!!!!!)

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

If you have a crush on a tv show character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

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98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorant! tahts so cool!

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I have to go through with this kind of girl every single day. She has been bullying me since 3rd grade. :( )

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

List only 10 characters from any series. Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu. OCs too.

(1) Ethan

(2) Jay

(3) Zane

(4) Cole

(5) Kai

(6) Lloyd

(7) Zoei

(8) Milo

(9) Sensei

(10) Nya

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

ETHAN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL GET OUT OF HERE OR WE'RE HAVING ROAST WOODPECKER FOR DINNER!!!

7 cooked you dinner.

Ohh fruit salad. Thanks Zoei!

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Cole is mad at Kai for liking his sister.

6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

I stole his candy and I hid It MWAHAHAHA. *gets attacked by Lloyd*

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

0_0 WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU?!?

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Well she's looking at it with disgust so it's ok I guess...

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Sensei... I'm sorry, but this isn't helping.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Jay, why are you wearing that?!? Ethan, stop trying to flirt with Sonia, she doesn't like you!!! And- AHHHH! MYYY EYYYEEESSSS!!!!!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Me: does that make me a cyborg? Cus that would be FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!

Milo: I-I guess, but-

Me: THIS IS SO FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!

Milo: Moon, stop freaking out, please it's starting to get scary.

Me: sorry.

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Lloyd is still mad at me because I hid his candy.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Zoei don't worry about this. Cole your a dancer, not a love therapist.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Me: Thanks Kai. But I like cats better.

Mortimer: :(

Mewser: :D

Zoei: :D

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

HOLY. CRAP. 0_0

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Lloyd ruined Milo's new invention. Zoei has never heard Milo cuss before.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Cole, that's nice of you. but if you try to make a move, you will NEVER see another sunrise, capche?

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: what do you want cactus head?

Kai: I thought I heard something

Me: you're just paraniod.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

I have no Idea.

1 suspects you are Kira.

Who the heck is that?!?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Sensei disapears into thin air. Kai and me are alone

Me: Well, this awkward.

Kai: Tell me about it.

4 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

COLE I WARNED YOU!!!!! *hits Cole with frying pan*

2 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

Jay was going to sing "dynamite" but instead I put in "Baby" MWAHAHA!!!

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

And you're telling me this...why?

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Zoei!

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cupcakes ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

If you are a girl like me, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White.

You say forks, I say shurikins.

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.

You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.

You say Volturi, I say Serpentine

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.

You say childhood, I say Lego's.

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.

You say school, I say training.

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say the Bounty.

You say life, I say Ninjago. :3

Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Copy and paste if...

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face

You've ever talked to yourself

You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

If you're on fanfiction post this on your profile

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

1. I saw something that reminded me of you today, but don't worry, I flushed it.

2. Hey I just met you, and girl you look CRAZY! What brand's your make-up, Crayola maybe?

3. I turned my phone on AIRPLANE MODE and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

4. No I will not share my iPod with you. It's an iPod, not an usPod.

5. "I'd like a $5.00 footlong." "Ok, that'll be $6.55." "... what the heck?"

6. My parents told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV and read more!" So I turned on subtitles.

7. Mom, Dad, don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test.

8. That moment when you realize Dora's an illegal immigrant.

9. That awkward moment when you're scuba diving, and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

10. Principal: Have a seat. Me: Why thank you! *picks up chair and walks out*

11. I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta Sea.

12. Putting LMAO, LOL, and ROTFL, knowing dang well you're sitting there with as much expression as Kristin Stewart.

13. It's funny when people see me at the supermarket and ask me "Hey, what're you doing here." Oh you know, just hunting some elephants.

14. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.

15. I wish you could google anything. Like "Where's my phone?" And google would be like "It's under the couch, dummy."

16. That sad moment when you realize the garbage goes out more than you.

17. Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed this test?" Me: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"

18. My teacher pointed at me with a ruler today in class, and said "At the other end of this ruler is an idiot." So I asked her which end.

19. When family is asleep: Me: *does dishes quietly, slowly tiptoes around house* When I'm asleep: *Everyone decides to turn up the TV to 100 volume and have a shouting contest*

20. That awkward moment when you're talking to someone, and you accidentally reply back with their accent.

21. After I bought a Michael Jackson CD...Michael died. After I bought a Slipknot CD...Paul Gray died. Then, I bought an iPhone...and Steve Jobs died. So...tomorrow I'm going to buy the entire Twilight saga...

22. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.

23. We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then left because they were taking too long to come out.

24. Bad guys in movies: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved. Then I will punch you in slow motion so you have time to react faster."

25. Sitting in class, thinking about which of your classmates you would save if some murderer came into the room.

26. Saying to your friends: "If we get caught, here's the story..."

27. *FIRE ALARM* Teacher: "Ok kids, now single file please..." Me: "MOVE LADY I'M ABOUT TO DIE!"

28. That one friend who's laugh is way funnier than the actual joke.

29. We all have that one friend in our group of friends, who secretly, none of us like.

30. Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

31. Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done. Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single.

During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"It's simple actually," said the Director. "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a Teacup and a Bucket to the patient. We ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Ohhhh, I understand. "Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No. A normal person would pull the plug and let it drain. Do you want a bed near the window?"

(COPY AND PASTE IF YOU FELL FOR IT)

Funny stuff

1. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

2. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

3. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

4. Blonde: What does IDK mean?

Friend: I don't know...

Blonde: OH MY GOSH NOBODY KNOWS!

Friend: -_-

5.Say no to drugs; Say yes to tacos.

6. "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

7.If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

8. Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

1. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

2. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

3.When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

4. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

5. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you leap off a cliff, I laugh harder.

6. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

7. Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

8. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

9. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT JUST PUSHED ME?!"

10. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

11. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

12. A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

13. A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

14. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

16. Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

17. Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

18. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

19. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

20. People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.

21. As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

22. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

23. I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

24. If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

25. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

26. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

27. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

28. A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"

29. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

30.Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

31. I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

32. Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

33. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

34. OHMYGOSH! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

35. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.

36.I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

37. God made men first, then he had a better idea!

38. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

39. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

40. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

41. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

42. I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

43. Boys in books are just...Better!

44. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

45. You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

46. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

47. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

48. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

50. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

51. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

52. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

53. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

54. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

55. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Things that Jada's not allowed to do in Ninjago (Jada: Aw man!)

1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air.

2) I shall not take one of those remotes from episode 27 and make Zane do the macarena.

3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course.

4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. Only Yoda can be Yoda, do not impersonate such an awesome character. Not cool.

5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. A punishment delivered by Cole in the form of a noogie.

6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden, punishable by sunrise excersises.

7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. It's a torture, reserved for when noogies are unavailable.

8) When using the Medallion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it.

9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja.

10) I shall not dress up as Skales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool.

11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future.

12) Sensei's hat is not a frisbee.

Transformers!

if you love Ratchet the Autobot, repost this and add your name to the list, Sirius Pax, Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen, XxXSkylarxRatchet96XxX, LpsAwesomeMoon.

Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!
Month
January: Bonded to
February: Arrested by
March: Traded lives with
April: Dating
May: Killed by
June: Child of
July: In love with
August: Captured by
September: Sharing a prison cell with
October: Handcuffed to
November: Became the pet of
December: Saved by
Day
1: Megatron
2: Bumblebee
3: Knockout
4: The Fallen
5: Barricade
6: Soundwave
7: Ratchet
8: Dreadwing
9: Ironhide
10: Optimus Prime
11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
12: The Aerialbots
13: Breakdown
14: Wheeljack
15: Jazz
16: Cliffjumper
17: Shockwave
18: Starscream
19: Blaster
20: The Stunticons
21: Scalpel
22: Gears
23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker
25: Blurr
26: Sentinel Prime
27: Sideways
28: Skywarp
29: Skidz and Mudflap
30: Prowl
31: Bulkhead

I'm in love with Optimus Prime? LIES!!!