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 Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Silmarillion. I am Conner, a socially awkward 25-year-old male with a strong appreciation for J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter, and J.R.R Tolkien's everything. I feel strongly that kindness is the solution to any social problem that is not on too vast a scale; I feel that Fingolfin was wronged by his brother -- that he deserves Justice, and another chance; I feel that many of the authors here are secretly famous authors, as they write with indelible skill; I believe in people. |
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Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,685 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 359,097 - Reviews: 3650 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Paradise Found by hayatin reviews
When a young woman is reborn into a universe that's supposed to be fictional, she does what any sane person ought to - she chooses the peace of civilian life. But the cost of peace in this terrifying new world is a price paid in blood. [SI with a civilian twist and ripple effect]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,235 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Naruto U., OC
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,154,674 - Reviews: 5983 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 5,498 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 9,715 - Follows: 10,251 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 9,377 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23529 - Favs: 16,764 - Follows: 16,697 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 13,021 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,641 - Follows: 11,380 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Emerald and Argent by Unruly Marmite reviews
Sarah Potter is the Girl-Who-Lived. Her life would never be normal, so a dimension travelling ex-Dark Lord version of herself wanting to help in her quest to stay alive? Par for the course, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,353 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Harry P.
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by AmazingGracie1992 reviews
Something had happened in that tent. Something had happened to Harry. He wasn't sure why or how, but he longed for those days when it was just him and Hermione against the world. Somewhere along the lines Harry had done something he had never intended to do. Harry had fallen irrevocably in love with his best friend. Takes place directly after DH. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,439 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 225 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,899 - Follows: 18,604 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 10,279 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,508 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3806 - Favs: 10,833 - Follows: 12,051 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9684 - Favs: 21,672 - Follows: 12,891 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,273 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 315 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,931 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 12,222 - Follows: 5,629 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 8,406 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Valië in Konohagakure reviews
When Nessa complained to Tulkas about life in Valinor being a little too easy, the last thing she expected was for Eru to take that as a challenge. Now, she finds herself enshrouded in the body of a human, and unable to change her shape as she once could. There's a strange new energy inside of her, and she has parents! She may not have expected it, but she won't back down now.
Crossover - Naruto & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/11 - OC, Nessa, OC