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Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy VIII. Hi, I'm Cait, from B.O.I's, in NZ!Tamora Pierce and William Nickolson rock. |
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Taming the Lion by CuteMooglez reviews
UPDATE! Everything seems to be going wrong for Selphie when her 'no good, cheating shmuck' of a boyfriend is caught kissing on another. Wanting to get as far away from him as possible, she decides to return to Trabia only to be stopped. *Squalphie* R&R
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,752 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Selphie T., Squall L.
Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Black and White by inwonderland reviews
Seventeen year old Harry Potter didn’t know it was possible for men to get pregnant. But when the signs come together and the truth is revealed... how will he cope? Where is the father? Who is the father? And what’s this about a new Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and Slytherins Heir by amy22 reviews
A family secret discovered in an attic...lives will change forever
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
Green by Elbereth in April reviews
If Narcissa Malfoy was Voldemort's right hand...if she ruled her son...if Draco had been told from the beginning, won over Harry Potter...if his life was lived for the Lady...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Boredom by Meg Kenobi reviews
Candyland, flaming house-elves and the facts of life are in store! Set the summer before OotP, mayhem ensues when the Marauders, the Weasleys and the Order of the Phoenix members are stuck inside Grimmauld place together. Chapter 4: Mary Sue visits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
You Saved Me by inwonderland reviews
AU As a six year old, Harry Potter had the worst childhood, abusive and lonely. But when he is 'kidnapped' will it be for good or evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Alone and lost by ArtemisFowlWorld reviews
This is sad, and you are cautioned unless you want sad... This is also a very touching Artemis and Butler story, so it has special moments between the two... Anyways, it's also a very original idea and very touching so if you like ArtemisButler read this
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
Phoenix Tears Part 1 by child of the new dawn reviews
Complete After Ootp Albus Dumbledore trys to deal with Harry's anger and with Remus begins to train Harry for the upcoming war
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,331 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Artemis Fowl And The Face Off by the black knight reviews
Decision made and final. Uh-oh. Mulch destroys the disk, Root is attacked and has amnesia, Holly is abducted, and Artemis was suspected! Flaying invloved. Will try to update weekly. Disclaimer:Artemis Fowl and all related characters are Eoin Colfer's.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,568 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003
The Marauders Hogwarts Reunion! by Cute2boot reviews
Time to look your best becuase it's time to go back to school The Marauders are going back to there Hogwart reunion will everything go as smoothly as they want it to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Winds of Change by Kary Starr reviews
After the Great War, things have changed. Hermione learns to deal with what life is really about, and how to deal it—realizing that not everything can be handled on her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Tango by Comedia reviews
Parvati, Ginny, Pansy, Fleur, Hermione and McGonagall tell us why they are now imprisoned at Hogwarts. Parody of Chicago's Cell Block Tango. Yes, it IS supposed to be stupid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003
Misconducted Weirdness by Supa Nova reviews
Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl crossover. Hillarious parody where Ron falls for Holly (and gets his butt kicked), Harry writes his will, Artemis & Draco go head to head and Voldemort goes squaredancing. Warning: Set after 5th Harry Potter book!!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2003
Harry Potter and the Shameless Parody by SusieQ1 reviews
Be afraid, be very afraid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
A Mother's Tears by Fyrie reviews
In the wake of the Second World War, Minerva McGonagall does something that will haunt her for the rest of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
Desperate Measures by Stephanie7 reviews
With the rise of fierce competition in a less than legal word, Artemis Fowl must go to extreme lengths to protect all that his father established. Rated for humor and teenage hormones. Prologue
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
The Lord of the Rings Remade by samthecanadian reviews
Rated PG-13 for the presence of Gandalf in the story. Please read this parody!!! 3 chapters... chapter 4 coming up!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
The Rise And Fall by Kary Starr reviews
Harry is on his way to beginning his fifth year at Hogwarts but must confront all trials of doom and anguish; however, when he realizes his feelings from a certain someone, everything falls apart…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Second Chances by Nataly Ravenlock reviews
{COMPLETE!} Friends are only enemies that stab you in the front. Alliances can be deadly and people can turn their backs on you in an instant. You can never tell who is which until the last instant, when you need them the most...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,127 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Two by Serina reviews
Artemis is at it again. He's developing evil plots and doing something he promised not to...involving the People. Oh well, that's just Artemis for you. (Please r/r!!!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002
prank 1 play, and a detention, 1/? by LilyPotter reviews
Set in mauader's days, L/J, and remember your three r's, read, review, and remember me in the awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2001 - Published: 7/26/2000
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The Marauders Holiday From Hell reviews
A New Title! Formerly The Marauders Hit The Beach... this is what would happen if the Marauders plus 2 went on holiday... disaster and laughs inside! A mysterious person comes from the fridge, where does it come from, and what does it want? Find out insid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
FF8and LOTR reviews
A very early story I, Selphie drives the Ragnorok into LOTR, just in time for the Rivendell meeting... stupidity inside!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Behind Blue Eyes Songfic reviews
This isn't really a songfic, just a verse or chorus at the start of every chapter. Sirius does where the unthinkable and flees. NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
The Shopping Trip: Artemis first adventure reviews
This is my first Arty fanfic... Artemis and Butler go to the mall... with something different in mind, PG for Butlers outfit...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003