It's the week before Christmas and roommates Bonnie and Caroline wake up from a wild night out with two unexpected guests: Bonnie's personified brood of a best friend, Stefan, and Caroline's booty-call-of-the-month, Damon. It's all standard morning fare until they realize a massive snowstorm hit Boston the night before, and suddenly a bickery, harmless morning after becomes... six.

A series of "things you said..." Bonkai AU drabbles.

Dear Elena, Please don't hate me. Please know that I never meant for this happen. I was only supposed to look out for him, to make sure that there was something left for you when you wake up. But I messed up. I did the one thing I didn't want to do. I fell in love with Damon...and I think he might love me, too.

After a terrible accident costing the lives of the ones she loved most, Bonnie Bennett reluctantly moves to Oregon as the Parker family welcomes her with open arms. There she meets Kai, the outcast of the family. {all human} {bonkai} {90s}

Damon Salvatore could be arrogant, annoying, and sometimes downright intolerable. Damon Salvatore had a soft spot for those he cared about, an amazing heart, and eyes that could reach inside someone's soul if you stared long enough. Damon Salvatore was my best friend, and I've known him since I was born. So, falling for him was out of the question… right? (all human)

This fic was inspired by - of all things - the Kat Graham interview by the French magazine where she was asked the Kill, Marry, Kiss question. Some versions have Kiss as Shag so I went with that. Takes place in some alternate world where Kai didn't go to the 1903 prison world and Elena didn't end up as Sleeping Beauty.

Damon and Bonnie are stuck on the Other Side, and it's not quite what they expected. Set after 5x22. Complete.

Bonnie tries animism, stalks the wrong/right person and gets caught. What the hell is going to happen now? T for language and possible adult situations...