Hello Earth creatures! I send greetings from mars *or maybe NJ, but uh same thing right? Right? Right!!!? Oh no please say right!* the red planet that was considerably close a few weeks ago. That's when we decided to invade, um I mean visit *laughs nervously* to our favorite planet Earth (You know I new a kid named Earth in preinvasion skills school).

If you just believed that I suggest that you get mental help immediatly*

IMPORTANT UPDATE*
I just changed my pen name from sugarnspice92 to, as you can see, Lily Lefwenhoek. Thank you all

About the fantaboulas me!!:
*I LOVE Good Charloote Joel!!Benji!! total hotties
*I love pickels
* I think the cutest breed of dogs are golden retrievers
*FRIENDS ( I'll be there for you)is one of my favorite shows
*same with The Simpsons
* I'm crazzzzzzzzzzy

Stories soon to come*

The Cereal People (the life of a Cereal grain)
*More Chapters in Harry Potter and his Final Fight
* Other stories in the make

More about me!(aren't you just excited?!):
*I'm prettyful!!...is that okay with you because I have 2 brothers that can kick your... Now why are you telling them that? You don't have any brothers... I know I just... On to the next thing
* I go to school in NJ but I also live in NY
*I'm FEMALE
*I love to shop
*I'm in the sixth grade
*I have short brown hair(shoulder length) and hazel eyes
*I think Ashton Kutcher is a total Hottie!!!

Fav Movies:
*The Ring
*Just Married
*Darkness Falls
*Dude, Where's my car?
*The American Pie Seris
*Not another teen movie(Yes i know! Digusting but funny!)
*Scary Movie 3
*Finding Nemo
*Peter Pan (the new version)
*Cheaper by the Dozen
*Zoolander
*Austin Powers (all)
*Big Daddy
*The hot Chick
*Miss Congeniality
*Rat Race
*Pirates of the Carribean
*Harry Potter (both)
*Empire Records (possibly the best movie ever made!!!!)
*LOTTA LOTS more

Fav T.V. Shows:
*Will & Grace
*Jackass
*Friends
*Viva La Bam
*Rich Girls
*Simpsons
*TRL
*Grounded for life
*What I like about you
*Like Family
*8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter
*Reba
* A LOT more

Fav Actors/Actresses:
*Johnny Depp
*Orlando Bloom
*The complete friends cast (they so funny!)
*Mike Meyers
*Eddie Murphy
*Will&Grace cast
*What I like about you cast
*Grounded for Life Cast
*Reba Cast
*Lots more

Fav Books:
*The Hobbit (its the only one ive read yet. lol)
*Harry Potter seris
*Dunk
*Much more just can't think of em!

Fav Quotes/Sayings:
*the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
*I'm not weird, im gifted
*You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?
*FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG
* Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
*Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
*NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??
*Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!
*Your village just called, their missing their idiot!
*Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, aint been shoppin at the right malls~!
*Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
*Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
*BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap!
*i'M nOt SmiLiN At u !
i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!
*I dont lie my mouth does it 4 me
*Some people get lost in thought
because it's such unfamiliar territory
*My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
*itz only funny until someone getz hurt...then itz hillerous
*You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
*Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself.
*The voices in my head don't like you.
*~*~i wanna die lik mah grandpa,
peacefully in hiz sleep,
not screamin n' yellin like the passengers in his car~*~
*?¿ DonT AsK Me HarD QuEsTiOnS ?¿
*¤Íf Í prømï§ë to m裏 ýou wïll yøu go åwåÿ ?!¤
*I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
*roses are red, violets are blue...
who cares? so are crayons!
*DO NOT DISTURB
(i'm disturbed enough already.)
*one by one the garden nomes slowly steal my sanity
*My mind doesn’t just wonder, some time's it leaves completely.
*-*I uSeD tO hAvE a HaNdLe On LiFe, BuT tHeN iT bRoKe*-*
*Don't spit into the wind ... Trust me on this one!
*i refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that i don't know the answer.
*...NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS...*
*this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line! * A quote for my frends:

-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-
* A quote for Shelly:

God made elks, god made deer,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS

ok i no that was a lot but... yea

All My Home Dawgs (inside joke):
* Laura
* Rachel-Sandra Athrenael
* Shelly Welly Elly Belly-pepsigrl
* Julie
* Catie
* Jackie
* Kaitlyn
* Rebecca

My music:
*Of course Good Charlotte
*Eminem
*50 Cent
*Linkin Park
*Simple Plan
*Fountains of Wayne(Is that how you spell it? Oh and for the people who don't know who Fountains of Wayne are let me give you an example~~~~~~ Stacie's mom has got it goin on. She's all I've wanted and I've waited for so long. Stacie can't you see your just not the girl for me. I no it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacie's mom~~~~~~
I know you all have heard of that song!)
*Sum 41
*The Ataris
*Blink 182
*Linkin Park

whoosh!

People I'm special ok! well not that kind of special. NO!!! not that kind of special!!!! I am to smart. I'm the one that got into advanced math not you!!!!!
Anouncer: And that is tonight's example of "Hannah Gone Crazy". Thank you for watching and we hope you have a good night.

Thats all folks!

Written and Published by:Lily Lefwenhoek