My brother is a perverted devil. My parents are oblivious humans. My best friend is an fox. Finally, I am not even in the right dimension anymore... the life of Naruto Uzumaki is never boring. Naruto/High School DxD/Kanokon triple crossover

harry potter was reborn as the son of Brandon stark and barbrey ryswell. watch as the former ruler and conqueror of the world. change the north form a barren wasteland into an empire

This story is meant to be more entertaining, rather than realistic. It's a light-hearted piece of fiction, and it's not meant to be taken too serious. It's a cliche take on the cliche marriage contract cliche, plus smut. Harry/Daphne. Lemons.

A little one-shot of how the Battle of Hogwarts might have turned out had Harry met the Addams Family and Wednesday's musings of Harry. HarryxWednesday. HPxWA. Dark!Harry. Powerful!Harry! Takes place four years after Addams Family Values. Image is from quotecatalog.

Driven to frustration by her mother, Hermione makes a choice she might not have otherwise: she goes out clubbing with some new friends and runs into an old one.

It started as a average day for the Fox Chef Naruto, it was bright and busy, but it was suddenly derailed by the news of the Dragon Warrior being called upon... But, he wasn't known as the master of unpredictability if he wasn't at least a little prepared, even if it means helping his friend to become the strongest Kung-Fu master around... The first in a series of three Movies.

Lucifer's returned to Hell, and Trixie isn't happy about that. Mommy doesn't need to worry though, because she and Maze have a plan to fix things. Post Season 4 Fix-It.

Naruto is dying from an overheating chakra system, and to save his life he is sent to a land far far away where a lonely queen discovers him and perhaps something more. Naruto/Elsa. Naruto Frozen crossover. Post movie.

An OC one shot of a reincarnated Harry in the world of Westeros. No Magic or King Harry! This is what I imagine life would've been if Harry had been born to one of the Northern houses. Features an OC Sansa, a small Lemon sequence, and slight AU of events of the show. M just to be safe.

Harry Potter died after the final battle. But the Valar took pity on him and decided to grant him another chance at life in Middle Earth, as a Dwarfling. Now alone in a strange new world, but still armed with his magic, Harry meets up with a Company of Dwarves, a Hobbit and a Wizard that are on a dangerous quest that could lead them to certain death. Can Harry and his magic change?

Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!

After being caught peeping on Sakura, Ino and Hinata, Naruto is found by a few more visitors to the hot springs. Will they be more understanding and merciful than the girls his age?

Wherever Skye goes, Death Follows. That was a phrase that haunted Daisy Skye Johnson for a long time. It was actually more true then ever as Death truly did follow her. Enter a series of oneshots of the multiple times She has come close to Death.

One day, after tucking him to bed, Shikamaru's older brother, Naruto, vanished into thin air. Gone for ten years. No one knew where he went, not even the Hokage. Now he's back but where has he been all these years? To the West, of course. It's the return of the Night...an assassin from the Nara clan.

It was the final week before the semi-finals of the chunin exams begin and Naruto created something he would use against his opponent Neji Hyuga and show everyone he's not a dead-last. One-Shot.

A shocking discovery leads the Gods of Olympus to make a choice that will change how their world works. A battle they had viewed made them decide to ensure the future was safe by bringing the one who showed off the most to them in order to ensure the peace, but how long will the peace last when Kronos begins to make his move against the God's themselves.

Why couldn't he live the rest of his life in peace? A man that had seen and done nearly everything imaginable just wants to retire in peace, why do these pesky kids want him to join their organisation when he had clearly said he didn't want to. If only he knew that his daughters daughter was among the Akatsuki's targets, maybe that'll force him out of his retirement. Older! Naruto.

Elena learns about someone from the Salvatore brothers' past and a curse.

Harry Potter's relatives are out of commission and he needs somewhere else to stay. Thankfully, a cousin from Ohio, America is willing to take him in. (Rated T cuz I'm paranoid, and Chapter 1 Revised.)

- Spoiler warning! - Minor spoiler for Fantastic Beasts 2 - Harry has once more ignored curfew and sneaked into the Forbidden Forest. After getting lost, he comes across Nagini. A witch cursed to live as a snake. Their accidental meeting becomes the first thread of a bond which will change their lives.

A clash with two jutsus results in Naruto getting a one-way ticket to another world where he has to rescue a man and his daughter. during the rescue, kyuubi's chakra did something that changes the blond's life as well as the people he'll meet in the future. NarutoxHarem with Fem Kyuubi, IchikaxHouki. Crossover with Danball Senki Wars elements

He had conquered realms and dimensions, destroying all those who dare to oppose him. Became a Shinju God and had thousands worshipping him. Had any kind of woman he could've ever dreamed of. Now Kami sends him back to the Elemental Nations to help an old friend. EMS Rinnegan Rinne-Sharingan Chakra Chains Mokuton Naruto NarutoHarem

Summary in the 1st Chapter

How Pyrrha get so good? Her parents of course. A Harry Potter/RWBY AU Xover.

If you can't beat your enemy, then join them. In the FBI's case, if you can't beat them then give them a job. The BAU is about to get a new expert to help them on their cases, a man who made it his mission to hunt monsters and put them in the ground. A Serial Killer is now going to join the FBI in hunting the worst of the worst. Will include the two spin-off series of the original.

Given to the Dursleys after having his magic ripped out of him by Dumbledore and given to his brother just to die. However what Dumbledore failed to realize what that by doing this he left Harry open to forces that would seek to fill in what was taken from him. This is just a one shot. I do not own anything belonging to Harry Potter or Marvel.

After leading a rather long life, Harry Potter voluntarily walks through the veil in the department of Mysteries. The entity of life and death gives him a choice between life and death and Harry chooses life. Watch as Harry conquer first Westeros and then the rest of the Planetos and forge the greatest empire since the destruction of the Valyrian free hold.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

By popular demand, the old version of my Dragon's Guardian story. Just to note, I will not upload anything else into this story.

Hinata looses a bet with Naruto and is forced to wear a red Santa dress for her 40th birthday. The woman is not happy about it. / Written for HinataWeek2018 - D7, 6 & 3 / Part II of "Holidays in Konoha" / Sunshine family & Kawaki / Implied BoruSara and InoHima.

Killing Voldemort and Dumbeldore, Ancient Harry, traveling multiverse ,Fighting Dark elves of Asgard, absorbing aether, tesseract,time stone, some romance with black widow, Scarlett witch and later Hela , friends with Tony, hulk, and Jane foster, a sword forged and reborn from Excalibur and Sword of Gryffindor,greater than mjolnir, extremely fast, strong, intelligent and rich harry

As Mantis is holding Thanos, he is pulled into his mind where he has a conversation with his dead Kids. Once released, he stops his fight for universal "balance" and gives the infinity gauntlet to Death inorder to regain his children.

Their battle with Ultron finally ended. They had won. But their victory had too big of a cost, and it was none other than Wanda that had to pay the price. And the middle of their grief, a certain figure appeared from the dark, with certain words to say. "Keeping the balance was ever so hard with these children around, using powers however they please." MOD!Harry, no pairing.

It was morning in Gotham and Joker was walking through an alley when he noticed something sitting by a dumpster. A young boy with messy black hair and green eyes however something about him caught his attention and that was the fact that he was about to go insane. This is just a one shot. I do not own anything belonging to Harry Potter or DC Superheroes.

The Black Pearl was a ship crewed by ghosts and captained by a man refused by death.

One shots of Naruto Seducing and having his way with ladies and Girls From DC/Marvel/My Hero Academia/Ect. Mainly those four. There will nothing but Smut and Plenty of Plot. Warning for large amounts of Cum, Loli, Hung shota Naruto, Tentacles, whatever else we think of in the future.

Just a little adventure in Disney (literally), Little Mermaid Edition. This story is for adult only. Read it at your own arousal :)

Naruto the healer, with the yang seal of the Sage of the Six Paths, Naruto Arrives at earthland to save his world, Godlike Naruto and Hiraishin Naruto, OlderBrother / LittleSister relationship with Wendy, Peacefull Naruto, Harem Naruto. Naruto will be entering Fairy tail but he wont be a fighter only when necessary, he will be a god medic / OPTING FOR ADOPTION.

Harry and Hermione search for her parents along with Ron in Australia. All is not what it seems and it culminates in Harry ordering Ron out of the vehicle in the middle of the road. Ron bashing and well sheeple bashing. Found on my thumb drive and think that there is more to it.

When Naruto is young, he discovered a mysterious laboratory. Using it's gifts, he grows stronger and gains abilities any doctor would dream of. Gone is the doe eyed child, and in his place is a lustful mastermind. Warning. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!

Story idea: DragonTamer01 Set in 2004 after SummerSlam.

Certain Mythical beings can only be seen if they're believed in. Certain Magical beings are very aware of this, and like to take steps. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own.

The Game of Thrones takes a major turn when a mysterious individual with an acute case of amnesia stumble's into the King's Landing during one of its darkest times. Discover as the person tries to unravel his mysterious past leading to a journey of self-discovery and inner strength.

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.

One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Post-Goblet-Of-Fire-One-Shot. T Because of the Implied. Harry is falling into a deep depression and no-one can catch him simply because they. Weren't. There. Hurt and alone and wandering Grimmauld Place, he comes across Sirius's dead brother's piano room. At first he denies himself but eventually he caves. Playing again eases the pain he feels but what if its all too much?

Harry was raised in the states by Sirius. He is forced to go to Hogwarts, at least Dumbledore thinks so. Now follow a cowboy through his adventures in Hogwarts. What is different in this alternate universe? We'll find out.

Hogwarts is putting on a musical this year but harry is hiding something, will the others figure it out before he tells them? How will harry react when Draco gets the lead? All canon pairings HP/GW HG/RW and a non canon paring NL/LL. T for possible mature themes. NO SLASH

Evryone was entranced by the 15-year-old goddess as she sang with her brother. (Song: Hallelujah (originally by Leonard Cohen. This version put together by Jeff Buckley (I think) )

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Hiding his identity behind a drunkard's facade, a broken and drunken wizard stumbles about - and accidently right into the past! Being just in time to save his parents from Voldemort, Harry Potter realizes that there was only one thing he could do. "Time tah f'cking sober up." Timetravel. Hidden Identity. Master of Death.

Agent Potter stops by Headquarters because he can. For those of you who saw this within the first hour of me posting it, the text has been fixed and there's no more coding language :)

Naruto is met with a decision. He chooses the future. Now his family must deal with the fact he is no longer with them.

Naruto never made it to Genin, since the Mizuki incident the council had all the power and rejected his entry. Without anything to go for, Naruto is left only for civilian work. Watch how the child of prophecy, the son of 4th Hokage and last heir of Uzumaki will change the ninja nation without becoming a ninja. [Warning] PLOT DRIVEN AND ZERO/NO DIALOGUE IN MY WRITING STYLE.

Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?

Harry is involved in a temporal incident during a skirmish with Voldemort at Privet Drive. For him, a decade later, with new allies and a love, he returns on the Autumn Equinox a few months later, a powerful mage with a dislike of those corrupted by dark magic and abilites to kill a Dark Lord. How does a man who wants nothing more than peace struggle through brutal, bloody battles?

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

Drabble!fic. After many years, Naruto finally hands down his necklace to someone worthy to change the world.

An alternate look at the trial in the fifth book. When Harry stands up for himself and what could have happened.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.

Affter the war HArry goes to Amereica to the one person that knows everything about him but still hung around. Read as Harry gets a job on Gibbs' team and goes through life.

After the Pain attack, Naruto is thinking about Hinata's confession when he wonders onto a training field where Hanabi is training at. They started talking when Hanabi confesses to him and starts kissing him. What will happen when Hinata walks in on them? NarutoxHanabixHinata

Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.

Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.

Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by his thrice great grandfather on his mother's side. Now going back to England for the Triwizard tournament, how will this new Harry use his skills to stay alive... and what does a fife have to do with it?

AU Harry has a secret that he isnt even aware of. H/Hr

Abby Sciuto is kidnapped by a Dark wizard. The team is frantic trying to find her. When they have no luck, that's when Harry and his partner show up.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

Sakura hits Naruto one time too many and he goes insane! Chaos erupts as crazy Naruto is set on Konoha. Warning: not for Sakura fans.

During his 6th year in Hogwarts, Harry realizes that Hermione doesn't want to be friends with him anymore.T for language and disturbing amounts of fluff. One-shot.

Ayame asks Naruto to help her train to protect herself from men. But after a long day of training Naruto is asked to come over her house to learn new things. Contains Lemon. Please Read and Review.

It's the final battle and Harry is explaining everything to Voldemort. How does Gibbs fit in?

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Against Ginny's wishes, the Weasley boys accompanied by Neville, Dean, and Seamus throw Harry his Stag Night. Will Harry fulfill his promise to Ginny, or will the entire affair get blown out of control? A sequel of sorts to 'Look to the Future.'

Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.

What would happen if Naruto was pissed the day teams, were selected, what if Kyuubi used it to his advantage to ensure his legacy. What if Naruto got a new father and a new way in life that makes men want to be him and woman to hehehehe. NarutoXharem

Harry has something to tell everyone but what is it? and why is he so pale and thin? after 5th year, songfic, warning child absue and death of charaters. hope you like it. R&R if you want to.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE! An HP Fairy Tale. More than 500 years after Voldemort's death, a Weasley descendant will go on a quest to break a legendary curse, the curse of a young man who has been turned into a black stag, a boy once known as Harry Potter.

Harry gets a little tipsy at a Hogwarts party, what is Ginny going to do? Why are Ron's ears getting red and not his face? Why is Hermione watching Harry strip? Why did Ginny steal those?

" eh.. what would you know about the phantom of the opera anyway." A chasseur cat grin crossed Harry face as he stared down at the item in his hand." Believe me Ron I know more then you think, a lot more then you think."rnHis grin broadened at the mask

A deaf Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts and meets Hermione Granger. With Hermione acting as his translator, Harry discovers a whole new world of magic and love...neither of which he's ever had.