Wait a minute...I know what this is...it's the monkeys. Ohh God the horror. Let me see...three words to descibe me: crazy,insane,out of my mind. I'm going to spell it out for you. I AM MENTALLY ILL!! I write constantly. I even dream about writing. I am not sober when I write, but I'm crazy so it really doesn't matter if I'm sober. I am constantly surrounded by greasey monkeys and rednecks and the clowns. Always the clowns. They'll never leave me be! Also, you're all crazy. I'm the only one that's sane. I love the thought of Sam and FRodo getting it on, and occasionally the Legolas and Aragorn thingy. If made the LOTR movie the hobbits would be having sex 24/7. I like JTHM, and The NBXmas. Sometimes, raping young men is nice, or watching men rape other men. I believe in rencarnation. In my past life I was Hitler,Jebus(Jebus is the complete opposite of Jesus), and an old jewish guy. I hope you like my poems and Frodo/Sam love stories. I also made Pippin a stupid drunk. If for any reason you want to know more about me, here you go:
Likes: killing,raping,gay men,fingers,eyes,Hitler,darkness,soitude,Satan(not really),crouching in cornners in the fetal position saying,"I'm not crazy" over and over again,writing,reading,Squee(JTHM),animals(lol),Frodo,preaciouses,Lestat,Louis,Armand,Daniel(All anne rice),and describing the things I like in no particular order.
Dislikes:Monkeys,Rednecks,clowns,snowmen,hobos,people who piss me off by not reviewing,myself.
Eye color: blue but kind of silvery
Hair color: purplish black
Weight: Am I an idiot?
Gender: Female
age: You're a crackhead!
Area that I inhabit: Hell
Notes: I have met Satan. We are very good friends. I'm also friends with Bob. Bob was a janitor, but then he got sucked up in the ventelation shaft. He's been there ever since. I keeps telling me to get him down, but I can't because I don't have a ladder. He talks to me. The other people are jealous because Bob doesn't talk to them. He He. I gotta go the monkeys are trying to break down my door. Bye or Hello. I forget which one. Don't forget to review because if you don't I'll come to your house and kill you. AHhhhhhhhh! Get Away!!!!!