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Joined 01-13-08, id: 1473417, Profile Updated: 05-03-08

Hello!!

In case you were wondering I got my name from my friends who, in fact, say the floor, indeed, hates me. I can barely walk across the floor without falling flat on my face and Ican prove it. Well, I can't prove it to you, but I can to my close accquitances. :

My Favorites

Books:

Twilight(of course)

Pride and Predjudice

The Notebook

Authors:

Katie MacAlistor

Stephenie Meyer

Jane Austen

Anne Rice

Movies:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Pride and Predjudice

The New Guy

Pastime:

Reading

My Dislikes:

stupid people

improper grammar

cotton balls

clowns

moths

people who take FOVEVER to post

Quotes:

"True friends. You cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle & save your retarded ass."

"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her" Alice Cullen

"It's all a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead i have a life." Mrs. White, Clue

"When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to change; at such a moment, there is no point in pretending that nothing has happened or in saying that we are not ready. The challenge will not wait. Life does not look back. A week is more than enough time for us to decide whether or not to accept our destiny."
— Paulo Coelho

"In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." — J. Craqqette

When you love someone you can tell. . . When you’re in love with someone, everyone can tell.

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."— Ingrid Bergman

"There are no good girls gone wrong . . . Just bad girls found out."— Mae West

"What we have here is a rampant case of alpha male-itis. Well guess what? I’ve suddenly become an alpha female, and that means I don’t have to take any crap from either of you. So you can just stand here and beat your chests at each other all night, because I’m going to read some damn runes and then find Milos and get the truth out of him one way or another. Gentleman, Elvis has left the building." — Joy Randall, A Girls Guide To Vampires

Non aliquis incipit convivium sine nobis, Nos sumus convivium!

"You know, I’m really getting tried of being called a cow."— Joy Randall

Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of ourselves. — Pride and Prejudice

If you’ve a story, make sure it’s a whole one,with details close at hand. It’s the difference between a successful lie and getting caught. — Trickster’s Choice

The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007