Lear's Fool
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Joined 02-05-05, id: 753283
Author has written 5 stories for Outsiders, Holes, and Fairy Tales.

You can call me Sarah, Locket, or Coxcomb. Any one of the three, it doesn't matter.

So, you have stumbled onto my look-up.-insert creepy Dracula voice here- Vell-come. Mwuhahahaha!!!!

Moving on...heres a bit about me I guess:

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Grade: 9

Favorite Movies: At the moment? Ummm...Les Mis (Liam Neeson version), Interview with the Vampire (drools over Lestat), The Lion King (how is this not on everyone's list?), The Prestige (it's still in theaters. See it. Now.), Matewan (I have no idea why this is on there), and RENT (because it creeps out my best friend).

Favorite Books: The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Ella Enchanted (and yes, the previous two were my inspiration for "What Was Made for Children"), Mirror Mirror, Don Juan in Hell (well, it's actually part of a play by G.B. Shaw, but what the hell), Of Mice and Men (I'm not done with it yet, but I love it so far), Interview with the Vampire (my god. Read it).

Odd Compulsions: When people open a door to get into a room and then don't close it behind them I cringe, when I'm doing two-column proofs for Geometry homework and I try to make the line dividing my statement and reason columns perfectly straight, I cringe when someone makes a sound by scratching their nails against a linen pillow, when I get out of the shower and I have to rub one spot completely free of fog with a towel so I can see myself perfectly.

Favorite Quotes:

Anything Lestat

Oh, Lestat, you've deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You'd better not die. You might actually go to hell. -Lestat

Liar, with the face of a choirboy. -Lestat, on Armand (Haha, Jaclynn!)

Pamper the madman. -Lestat

Cover her face,
mine eyes dazzle,
she died young. -On Claudia

"It's a coffin."-Whore
"Yes, it is. You must be dead."-Lestat

"Just remember this. Life without me would be even more unbearable." -Lestat

"I'm bored of this rat." -Lestat

"Oh yes...I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing."-Armand

"Would you care to continue our conversation?" -Lestat to Nicki (Awwww...-heart-)

Anything Poirot

"This place is beginning to resemble a mortuary." -Mrs. Van Schuyler

"The skewers are of better quality than the kebab, the bottle is more distinguished than it's wine, and ugh, the cafe..." -Poirot

"Colonel Arbuthnott, you are the only passenger in the Calais Coach who smokes a...peep," -Poirot
"...So it would appear."-Colonel Arbuthnott

"Or do you honestly think I'm foolish enough to have entered Ratchet's compartmen, murdered him, cleaned my 'peep', and then left it in the ashtray?"-Colonel Arbuthnott

"If the clergyman's daughter drinks nothing but water, she's certan to finish on gin. If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, just wait until she finds the champagne...bottoms up. Mmm, if the wife of a divine had never touched wine you can bet she'll end up with the scotch. "-Jackie de Bellefort

"Then how did you know it was a man?" -Snr. Bianchi
"Because I've enjoyed very warm relations with both my husbands." -Mrs. Hubbard
"With your eyes closed?" -Bianchi
"That helped."-Mrs. Hubbard

John Tucker Must Die

"Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club."-John Tucker

RENT

"You were flirting with the woman in rubber!"-Joanne
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"-Maureen

"You know, sometimes when we're dirt broke and hungry, and freezing, and during those times I've got to wonder; why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember." -Mark -heart-

"Mark it's the wicked witch of the west, your mother. Happy new year from Scarsdale!"

"We still need directors, you still need money, you know you need money, pick up the phone, don't be afraid of kerching-kerching! Markie! Sell us your soul! Just kidding! We're waiting!"-Alexi Darling

"Draw a line in the sand and then make a stand,"-Benny
"Use your camera to spar!"-Roger
"Use your guitar!"-Mark
"When they act tough you call their bluff!"-Crowd

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Different Destinies, Constant Fate by BruisedSmile reviews
When tragedy strikes, what lengths will Willow go to to follow her heart? Two universes - one choice that will irrevocably change them both. *UPDATED 29.3.16*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,235 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Oz, Willow R.
Legacy of the Breakfast Club by Antiope reviews
Years after the detention that brought five unlikely people together, their children are also fighting through the curse of being in highschool, fitting in, and just being who they are.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,323 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/2/2003
Sitting in a Tree by Wild Magelet reviews
Of the many perils associated with dating Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin discovers that buying her an appropriate gift for Valentine's Day may be the most daunting. Oneshot RemusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Not As Easy As It Looks by MidnightBlue88 reviews
After detention, the five teens try make their new friendships work, with mixed results. Is passion enough for John and Claire? How well do Andy and Allison really know one other? Where does Brian fit in? DISCONTINUED
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,456 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
Second Thoughts by SnorkackCatcher reviews
A student tries the Sorting Hat on again, and finds it in the mood to chat about the Founders, the factors it really considers when making decisions, and students whose Sorting it has or hasn't had second thoughts about ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Love Thine Enemy by littlesoprano reviews
[WICKED MusicalverseMGM film combo] When Dorothy accidentally comes across a grief stricken Glinda, she learns the truth about the Witch of the West... and reevaluates her relationship with another wicked witch in her life.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Ten Years Later by NittanyLizard reviews
Just my take on what things might be like ten years after the setting of the book.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,146 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
So You're Leaving by Scarlett7 reviews
Complete! Johnny has escaped his life in Tulsa only to find more trouble as a family secret is unveiled. Can Dally protect him as the pieces of his past spiral out of control?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,977 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Soda's Son by gloryblastit reviews
It's 1984 and Ponyboy is selling the house. Soda and his son head to Oklahoma, memories are stirred up.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
It All Comes From Being a Chronic Chocoholic by mrscribble reviews
Nymphadora Tonks' diary - erm, journal, of course. Read every juicy secret she divulges within the pages - or not. See her relationship with a certain werewolf grow and fervently hope the aforementioned relationship won't stop growing. RLNT, multi-chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
To Live this Life by Fairlane reviews
The wild and crazy life of Tim Shepard , rated R13 for some violence and language. Completed.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,553 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Tim S., Curly S. - Complete
Once Upon a Mouse by streetpanther reviews
Two-Bit Mathews, the wise-cracker of the bunch falls in love with the most serious, most strict, most non-blond soc alive. What will he do to get her to loosen up and love him back? (In Two-Bit’s perspective only. Should be pretty funny.)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004
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What was Made for Children reviews
Cinderella. It's almost funny in a way, how they've made the name sound as if it were singular. There were in fact two girls, twin sisters, from whom the name was derived. Formely titled Image of Perfection, or Happily Ever After
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 3/26/2006
Tyrant reviews
The Warden didn't need cameras to keep the campers in line...she used her own son as a spy. Meet Jeryl Walker, the C-Tent overseer of Camp Green Lake.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005
Rebel With Too Many Causes reviews
Valere Whitney has always hated being labeled a Soc, so she distances herself from just about everyone. But meeting new people on both sides might change her views. (violence and language)
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
How The Other Half Lives reviews
Just a song I wrote, based on The Outsiders. The tune is loosely based on "Who Will Save Your Souls" by Jewel.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2005
Soul of Stone reviews
Getting thrown into jail at the age of ten wasn't the only thing that made Dallas Winston harden. Taking a look at the streets of New York, we see Dally and his younger sister in a whole different light.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005