Mae tollen.

We're two crazy girls from Australia who happen to be totally in love with Lord of the Rings.

TL1 (Tiger Lily 1)
TL2 (Tiger Lily 2)

TL1: LEGOLAS IS MINE!

TL2: You can have him hon, I'm in it for the hot Hurin fella.

TL1: Gah. What is it with you and Boromir? What ever I hear it's like this: Boromir this, Boromir that. Gah! You two are going to be planning your wedding any day now

TL2: (To readers) The poor misguided Loter Fan. I haven't had the heart to tell her that LOTR isn't real

TL1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! BLASPHEMER! Don't listen to her, she hasn't had her medication yet, which she really needs, unless of course she wants to pay the men in white coats another visit... she goes quite often anyway.. And she's been repressed.

TL2: Repressed? Uh Hello?! Who introduced you to Lord of the Rings? Huh? ME!!!!! And you have the nerve to call me repressed. And I will have you know that those 'men in white coats as you call them', are far better friends than you will ever be. Besides, Boromir is cute in a handsome sorta way... and I still haven't forgiven Tolkien for killing him off... I'm sure he didn't ask for it.

TL1: Uh hello?! Didn't you hear what Sam was talking about in The Two Towers? Boromir tried to kill Frodo and his 'big beautiful eyes'. He is a big bully:sticks tongue out: And he's dead

TL2: Oh sure, and you think I'm imature. Besides, What did Legolas do? Hmm? Insulted everyone, almost started ANOTHER war with the Dwarves and the realm of Mirkwood, then did everything a step behind everyone else. He couldn't even defeat a dwarf in a simple game of kill the orc. Honestly, and you think I've fallen for the loser? Uh no offense to the readers who like Legoals, I like him, just not to the level that constantly surrounds me. :glares pointedly at Tiger Lilly 1:

TL1: You're just jealous of his good looks. Besides, Humans (especially the males of those times) smelled! What would possess me to fall for one of them? Honestly, I thought you had a little more sense than that!

TL2:Sticks tongue out and stomps away:

TL1: Wow... you guys are still here, well while my friend sulks over there please enjoy the stories when they actually get up on screen!

Uh yeah. That was interesting. Anyways, the only time we are really like this is when we are in close proximity (say the same town) to each other, watching Lord of the Rings or playing the x-box game and have had some caffine and little sleep. Currntly we live in different towns so we make the most of the time we have. Hence the conversation.

TL2: Sorry for exposing you to that level of insanity. I'm sure your minds can fill in the details and you probably have little Anime characters squeezing the life out of little anime Legolas and Boromir's. I know I do. (I also have little anime hearts floating up.) :sigh: Anyways, before I go back to my nice, dark, dank, tree - infested, uh I mean, charming, quite charming, cupboard, our stories aren't as crazy as we are. So you might like them! No. You will like them. I command you.

TL1: Ah! there you are. Your friends are here, you know the ones in the white coats? They want to... talk? You know, I don't think that that cupboard is quite sanitary.

TL2: Go away! I'm not here!

TL1: Okies. She said she's not here... she's in the cupboard.

TL2: GRR!!!!! I'll get you later!

TL1: Rightio. Till next time then!