Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

An old "friend" comes to visit. Lance is understandably upset. slight Lance/Ilana/Baron; Newton/Kimmy

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

[SasoSaku] When given a strange book from an old friend, Sakura unlocks the doors to her past lives. Both of them. On her third chance at life, maybe she can use the information to help her achieve what she could not before. Mostly AU.

Joshua and Margaret found something unusual in the forests of Ooo, and brought it home. It was just supposed to be temporary, but little Finn became a permanent part of their lives. Chapter Thirteen: Jake the criminal.

How did Grandma Norma know about the Once-ler anyway? Ted and Audrey listen to her tale of friendship, hardship, and betrayal that happened over fifty years ago.

She looks at him and sees a freak, a criminal. A Flippy/Flaky story, with The Happy Tree Friends as humans, dwelling with their teenage problems during high school.

Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...

A short story about Flippy and Splendont. One-shot. Yaoi.

Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'

"You will be part of something beautiful...". Based on the scene when Shen whispers these words to Tigress. This fic is a bit of a character analysis of Shen and the way his twisted mind works. Now Remastered with new details! Please read and review!

When Michael learns he has a niece, he decides to kidnap her instead of kill her. Michael x Jamie AU

Killers, theifs those who do bad beware... A young woman with dream powers, and a legendary dream demon have teamed up after strange events, and now are hunting those who dwell in others pain. Springwoods never going to be the same again. FreddyXNancy

While a retired Mr. Boss and his grandson visit the Gallagher Cemetery, the old man catches a glimpse of another old villain and he can't believe what he's doing with his life now.

An Effie/Haymitch story, beginning with their first interactions. Will eventually contain Hunger Games and Catching Fire spoilers.

If she thought that the horrors were over, Coraline was wrong. But this time, it's her own mind and actions that are dragging her down. The Beldam holds two people hostage, but it doesn't seem like she wants to sew the buttons anymore... WxC OWxC

Ukraine remembers her childhood with Russia and struggles to deal with how things have changed between them.

Black figured the world could go and suck it. TEKKONKINKREET

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

This is my first try at something APH related... Mainly centered around Lithuania. LithuaniaXPoland slightly, LithuaniaXRussia slightly, mention of the other Baltics, Belarus and Ukraine, A short oneshot.

He didn't mean to do that. He really didn't. -- NaruSaku.

He's not supposed to feel, yet that stupid virus is infecting him. One-sided BenderxFry, FryxLeela, and RobotDevilxBender.

[AU, Romance] Nine years after her uncle's sentencing to life in prison, Jamie Lloyd is ready to face her demons, one at a time. Michael simply waits, unable to name his new emotions or even decipher his dreams. And in the shadows waits a man in black...

Set years and years before the events of the movie. Sequel to 'The Road from Nowhere'

Toph and Zuko find themselves suddenly transported to Fanfiction Land, where anything can and will happen. Oh, yes it will!

Random pairing drabbles. Suggestions are loved. Four; ZappxKif.

In an unexpected twist of fate after a argument of sorts, two unexpecting Akatsuki members are introduced to a new emotion... love. DeidaraxKonan, PeinxKonan, TobixDeidara. Raed M for language, violence, and adult themes

Ivy attempts to capture the elusive Harley Quinn. It won second place in the contest "Almost Got Him" at batfic contest on livejournal. Here it is posted uncensored.

Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing

A Neopets oneshot - Set after Hannah and the Ice Caves where Masila is spying on Hannah. Basically Masila pondering and sees something that shatters her heart. Pairings: Masila/Kanrik and a bit of Hannah/Kanrik

Jack and Sally indulge in their new, king-sized bed. Oh-so-G-fluff.

Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata

How did Jack and Sally get four or five skeleton children? Enter Dr. Finkelstein.

It was strange, the way that they were together. Drabble, KisaKonan

They would watch the other, always. And all it amounted to was a paper feather. Konan/Deidara. Reviews, especially constructive criticism, greatly appreciated.

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

She looked so beautiful when she was sleeping. [KisaKonan]

Konan is worried about Deidara's state of mind after Sasori's death. [PeinKonan] [SasoriDeidara]

I can't get enough of him...or his namesake. It's a twisted high, I feel free when I use this kunai he gave me. PeinKonan. EXTREME ANGST WARNING

Zetsu explains the Akatsuki member's personalities to an excited Tobi.

Konan doesn’t fear pain. She doesn’t fear death. No, what she really fears is something entirely ridiculous… [Slight OOCness]

When Hannah meets Garin. Jacques and Armin don't approve. Isca has dreams of two Usuls in a sword duel. Masila summons the ghost of Captain Scarblade. Another attack in Maraqua is being planned and both heroes are distracted by a thing called Love.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Hermione thinks she has feelings for Lavendar Brown. But it's actually all about someone else.

Something strange is happening between Hermione and Draco.

Draco meets a girl on the ride up to Hogwarts.

And everyone thought it was bad that one time some elf got it in his head that he wanted to be a dentist... Such things are mild by comparison to the situation that Bouncy Jingles Jr. is in.

My name is Armin. And this is my story. This is my pain.

You gotta love hardworkers! Sakura tells the story of how a pair of fuzzy eyebrows crawled their way into her heart. Sakura and Lee fic. SakuLee LeeSaku oneshot. Please Review! Hints of NaruHina, NejiTen KakaAnko SasuTem and ShikaIno.

Hoagie is upset over relationship problems and Tommy helps him find a new solution. Slash.

Nigel Uno's been on someone's mind, and that someone always gets what he wants. By Teakettle. [OneNegative Four POOL AU, SLASH, NONCON]

Finally Finished. Sorry for the long wait.

Almost a year after the Christmas incident, the wicked little trio, Lock, Shock and Barrel, are hatching an evil little plan....

Set a very long time before the events of the movie. There is a strange road in Halloween Town, one that most everyone walks down, and yet no one knows where it leads...