HI!! My name is Maddy, because that is my nickname for my real life. I have plans for some stories, and I have one that I am currently working on, and will probably work on for the next thousand years. I am very persistent about spelling, so I will rarely use words that are spelled wrong, or as people call it, texting language. I love Youtubers, along with PJO and HoO. I ship Merome, Doudil40, Immortalfox, Jeamus, Kermkips, SCManex, SetoSolace, and the list goes on. I have plans to write YouTube fanfics. So what if my profile is long? NOW, ON WITH MORE ABOUT ME!!!!

You can also find me on:

But that it.

I swear it is.

Get yo hand outta my pocket!

So, what YouTubers am I subscribed to exactly and what am I?

Sly (xXSlyfoxhoundXx) - Homie

Immortal(hdfilms) - Nob

The Creatures - Critter

KEVBLARG (GoldenBlackHawk) - ... (I actually don't know what he calls us.)

Sky(doesminecraft) - Recruit

Mitch (TheBajanCanadian) - Dood

Jerome(ASF) - Bacca

Bodil(40) - Guy (But no, Bodil should seriously call us his Laughter. I swear this is the best idea I've had.)

Chimney(swift11) - Swifter

Cupquake (iHascupquake) - Quake

Clash(JTM) - Narnian

Double (Mr360games anyone?) - Doubling

Luclin (MinecraftWB) - Family

Wolv21 - Pack

PBat - Champette

The Game Theorists - Theorist

WULAS (Watchusliveandstuff) - ... (I don't know what they call us. The Viewers?)

.:YOUTUBER FAN OATH:.

I will remember PewDiePie, when somebody speaks Swedish,

I will remember Bashurverse when somebody seems squeamish.

I will remember SkyDoesMinecraft when someone says “Butter!!”,

I will remember 5m, when somebody mutters.

I will remember Bajan when I win the Hunger Games,

I will remember Fluffy when I get a lot of fame.

I will remember iHasCupquake when there’s a bold girl,

I will remember Deadlox when horror things unfurl.

I will remember MCTeamCombat, when somebody starts small,

I will remember ZexyZek, when someone takes a fall.

I will remember all these people, imprinted in my life,

And I will stay most loyal by subscribing-just stay Bright!!

A note to readers...

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and WAIT, and not a SINGLE person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same feelings?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm sure it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Even if it's average, even if it's bad, even if it holds a place in your heart that no other ever had.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it, even if only a few words of encouragement. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind, because us writers love to know all that effort hasn't gone to waste.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

Thank you to phonetic phoenix for writing about the joy we experience when someone reviews our story, and the despair we feel as we think our story has gone to waste.

This post is old, but I still find it funny... A lot of things changed.

1. ImmortalHD
2. Bodil40
3. xXSlyfoxhound
4. SSoHpkc
5. SkyDoesMinecraft
6. BajanCanadian
7. Goldenblackhawk
8. JeromeASF
9. SSundee
10. TrueMU

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

Me: The hell Aleks! What are you doing! Get the F*UCK OUT!!!

Aleks: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sor-

Me: SHUT UP!

3 walks into the bathroom while you’re showering

Me: Dafuq Eddie? Get out pls.

Eddie: *Turns around and walks away, giggling to himself*

4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

Me: But, Seamus, what about James?

Seamus: Meh, I've moved on.

Me: How do you even know Ian?

Seamus: …

Me: You creep!

5 cooks you dinner

Me: Okay... *Bites food* Why does it taste... Creamy?

Adam: Well, I just added eggs, butter, cre-

Me: How much butter?

Adam: ...One cup.

Me: Mah gosh that's one cup more then the original recipe!

2 gets in the hospital somehow

Me: Bodil, did you blow yourself up again?

Bodil: ...Yes, and it. Was. AWESOME!!

9 make fun of your friends

Me: Ian, why?

Ian: *Puts glasses on* Deal with it.

Me: *facepalms*

10 ignores you for hours

Me: Why Jason? Is it because I ACCIDENTALLY killed a Jeffrey yesterday?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

Me: Mitch, help me please!

Mitch: I got your back! *pulls out Betty*

You manage to break your leg on vacation with 6. What do they do?

Mitch: *carries me princess style*

Me: *Holds back a nosebleed*

It’s your birthday. What does 9 get you?

Ian: Here! I got you a cake!

Me: Did you bake it?

Ian: … Maybe...

You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 3 do?

Eddie: This way! We got to get out together!

You’re about to do something that will make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do?

Adam: Do it! Do it! Do it!

Me: NO!!!!

You’re about to marry 10. What’s one’s reaction?

Team Crafted: WHAT!!! SINCE WHEN?!?!?!!?!

Me: Since now, B*itches!

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Kevin: Look, I'm Damon (sorry to those whose name is Damon) and I'm really stupid! *Tries to imitate old boyfriend*

Me: S-stop! It's too much like him! *rolls on floor laughing*

You are competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Ian: I'll feed you my cake if you don't do this! Go go go!

Me: U-uh, I-I b-better g-go p-practice! Yeah, practice!

You can’t stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Jason: *Looks in chests for items to help him* Wait, what's this? *Pulls out a pork-chop*

Me: *Stops laughing* I swear on my belief for Greek Mythology that it didn't come from a Jeffrey! *Puts up hands innocently*

1 is all you’ve ever dreamed about. Why?

Me: Well, he is so cute and funny and … *Rants on and on about how perfect Aleks is*

Aleks: Aw, I'm touched! *Hugs me*

Me: *Blushes deeply before hugging back*

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9

Me: What? What about me? What about Doudil? Why?!!?

Bodil: Calm down... It was just a joke!

Me: *Slaps him across the face* Two words. Not. Funny.

Bodil: Sorry...

You’re dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Me: Well, I heard your parents are really nice Eddie. Is this true?

Eddie: Yeah, they're really nice and cool. You'll like them, but you should probably learn Spanish.

Me: Well, I got a great instructor right here! *Nudges his arm*

Eddie: That you do! *Does his golden giggle*

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Mitch: *trips on a rock*

Adam: *Notices Mitch too late* *Mitch kisses Adam's CHEEK*

Me: NOOOOOOO! What was that? That rock was huge! *Motions to the pebble Mitch tripped on*

Jerome: I think it was an accident, right?

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction?

Me: Really, Mitch? Shouldn't you be winning the Hunger Games with Jerome or something?

Mitch: Nope, too busy breaking hearts. *Laughs evilly*

Me: STAHP.

You get a haircut and 7 can’t stop staring at you. What do you do?

Me: Kevin? Are you okay?

Kevin: Y-you look different.

Me: Yeah. I got a haircut. Is it bad?

Kevin: N-no, it makes you look cute. *Turns away*

Me: Why thank you!

8 thinks they can never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: Jerome, the perfect Bacca is out there for you. Or human. I can think of someone off the top of my mind. *Winks at Jerome*

Jerome: Really? Who?

Me: Mi- Not telling.

9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they send you via email. What is your reaction?

Me: Ian, don't you have a girlfriend?

Ian: Oh yeah! Sorry, that was suppose to go to her.

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Me: Whaaaa? How do you guys even know each- No, I'm not going to question this.

Aleks: It was Eddie.

Jason: And Ty.

Me: Well, that was easy.

You notice 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they’re doing?

Me: *Pounds on door* Are you two recording something?

EddieSeamus: YES, NOW BE QUIET!

Me: Mystery solved. That was easy

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: No. Just no.

Would 5 trust 2?

Me: No. Bodil is a trolly troll. Adam would probably die trusting him.

Hears explosions in the background*

Me: Correction. Adam ALWAYS DIES trusting him.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Jason: Yes Seamus?

Seamus: Not- Wait, how do you know my name?

Jason: I'm smart dude. *Continues reading the book he was reading*

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Me: So Immortalfox? Chemistry, totally. *Rolls on floor laughing at joke*

Aleks: She's so weird.

Eddie: Yeah. Let's get out of here.

Kevin: I get the joke! Good job! *Gives me a high five*

6 and 3 cooked something together, what would it be?

Me: Is this a burrito? What?

Eddie: Yeah, it's a burrito. Why?

Me: It looks funky.

Mitch: That was me.

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Kevin: So, you do Youtube also?

Ian: Yeah, you?

Kevin: Yep.

8 gives 6 a haircut. Is it good?

Jerome: So, did I do good?

Mitch: Yeah, is it good? Do I look fabulous?

Me: Jerome, for once you gave someone a proper haircut. Why Mitch though?

Jerome: Cause #Merome4life! *High fives Mitch*

You catch 6 watching the video that 5 took earlier, how do you react?

Me: Mitch, why are you watching Adam's video?

Mitch: Research to see if I sound good in the others videos.

Me: So he says.

10 gets a daughter

Me: Jason, she's really cute! What's her name?

Jason: Her name is Star. Is it a good name?

Me: Actually, it is a good name! Good job!

Is 3 gay?

Me: Eddie, you gay?

Eddie: What do you think?

Me: He is gay! #Immortalfox!

Aleks: What about me?

Me: Leave. Now.

Eddie: I'm NOT gay!

Chinese Horoscope

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD OTHERWISE YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally, MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU IS FOUND IN SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP CANNOT WORK IS IN SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON IN SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER

REPOST THIS WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

Please read! This isn't one of those creepy chain-letter things! :)

"I am a girl who reads more than talks,

I would rather sit in a tree alone than in a crowd of people,

They offered me popularity

more than once

but I turned them down,

I am a girl who doesn't gossip about the least popular girl with her friends

I am that least popular girl.

I am also a girl who prefers few great friends than a lot of backstabbers those other girls call friends

but I am not a girl who cries,

I will not get pushed down,

words will never hurt me,

I am rising,

I am stronger

than all those other girls who insult

and I always will be too"

-Madison

Copy and paste this is you are like this girl. I bet 97 percent of you won't because you don't want to admit you're not popular!

The Author's Pledge:

I am an author by name

Reading and writing is my game

It is just so much fun

I'll do it till the day is done

Bring my pencil with me everywhere

People learn not to stare

If they do, I don't really care

I'll still bring it with me anywhere

Stay up late at night

Won't sleep until I get it right

I will get it eventually

You all shall see

If I'm writing, leave me alone

Don't text or call me on the phone

I won't notice if you do

Just wanted to warn you

I am an author and always will be

Because that's who I am, I am me

And I always will be

I'll continue writing for eternity.

(Paste this on your profile to take the pledge.)

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at what's on the outside.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many donuts...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who is not afraid to climb trees.
The one who won't give up.

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Girls are like apple trees,

The best ones are always at the top,

And boys don't want to reach for the good ones,

Because they're afraid they'll fall and get hurt.

Instead they go for the rotten apples on the ground,

Which aren't as good but easy.

So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them,

When in reality they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,

The one who's brave enough to climb all the way up.

To the top of the tree.

Warrior Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life

Copy & Paste

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.
WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).
WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.
WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.

If you love Warriors, copy this and add your name to the list: Warriorfanwriter, Darkwing6, Sandstormmaddy (:3),

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say "Oh my gods!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A DIE-HARD PJO FAN!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (HOW DID I DO THAT???)

You read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (That's me alright)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Oops...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (OH HEY, I SEE A HAPPY COUPLE! MUST BE PERCABETH!!)

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I defiantly didn't bold this...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I think it was a 500 one...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (HOW DARE YOU???? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Copy and paste if you appeal to the book addiction.

Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Nolan

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Yellow

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black

6. Name a person of your same gender. Calliope

7. What's your favorite number? 10

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans? Oceans, I love the open water.

10. What is your wish? That my life will turn out better, my family closer, and to meet my favorite Minecraft YouTubers.

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.

2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

QUOTES!!!!

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

All are from here! :

Movie of Your Life (Song version)

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening – Lego House: Ed Sheeran
WHAT KIND OF MOVIE WILL THIS BE?

Waking Up – Take a Stand: Pbat ft. SlyFox
THIS IS TOO PERFECT!

First Day of School – Dynamite: Taio Cruz A Capella cover
And everyone stares at me XD

Falling in Love – The World Is Ours: Eleven Past One
That's some awesome love...

Fight Song – Homies Unite: Stuck in Your Radio
Did we start a war?!?!

Breaking Up – Shounen Brave English cover: JubyPhonic
Oh gods... That's one sad break up.

Prom – Ain't it Fun: Paramore
NO, BECAUSE I'M ALONE.

Life is just...okay – Be My Forever: Christina Perri
… WAT.

Mental Breakdown – Viva la Vida: Coldplay
… I have no words but these.

Driving – Careful: Paramore
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- Never mind.

Flashback – The A Team: Ed Sheeran
I... I don't know how to react...

Getting Back Together – Still Into You: Paramore
OMG THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

Birth of Child – Whistle: Flo Rida
Is my baby a sexy baby?

Wedding – Yuukei Yesterday English cover: JubyPhonic
I don't know... I feel like this doesn't fit.

Final Battle – Firewall: Les Friction
THIS SONG IS EPIC! IT FITS, NO DOUBT! I'M SO HAPPY!

Death Scene – Running Out of Time: ZexyZek
… This song makes too much sense...

Funeral – Death Should Not Have Taken Thee! English cover: JubyPhonic
HOW?!?!?!

Ending Credits – Let Her Go: Passenger
I feel like this would fit... Never mind, it does.

What I learned:
My life... have it's ups and downs. BUT IT'S STILL EPIC!!!!!!! YE BUDDY!

Bye my clanmates.

Wait, I mean...

PEACE OUT MUDDAH-FRUITERS