Hey everyone!!! How are y'all doing today!??! I'm doin' super! Yeah!!!!!! well, newho, i'm a total fruitcake when it comes to computers so if this seems slightly weird...well, you'll know why. what the...okay neway. my favorite people are...dun dun dun dum!! moi-Sorilea, Jaden aka Zoey, Cheyenne, and...whoever. Cheyenne is slightly weird but it's okay, cuz she's born that way.

Cheyenne: I was not, you stupid fucking bitch! who do you think you are?!?! *flips her off*

Sorilea: *calmly* This is what i have to deal with occassionally, so don't mind her.

Cheyenne: Hey! How dare you! i'm the Goddess of Satan, shut the hell up!!!!

Jaden: *puffing on her cigarette* yeah...so, i'm Jaden, the freakishly gorgeous one, i'm the one who KILLS people who don't shut the hell up.

Cheyenne and Sorilea pause for a moment...: You STUpid bitch!

ahem* neway,back to me! SORILEA!!!!!!!! HELLOOOO?! okay, just because some people are gullible enough to shove a fork into a toaster, doesn't mean that they're completely and insanely retarded...but when they grab a golf club while it's raining, wearing chains and other metal items, and there's lightning out...they deserve to DIE so...

Cheyenne: Hey! That wasn't my fault! It was a dare!

Jaden: *sighs* Fine, i DARE you to shut the fuck up.

Cheyenne: ... NO! i don't have to listen to you.

Jaden: *Smirks* Some Goddess. ooh...i'm scared.

Cheyenne: *Glowers*

SOrilea: SO anyway, enjoy our stories! oh flamers...KISS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheyenne: Yes, my pretty one too.

Jaden: Damnit! *brings out gun*

Sorilea: No!!! Bye everyone!!!! bye!