Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

A collection of drabbles and short fiction centering on the enigmatic character of Quirinus Quirrell, inspired by the Hogwarts Is Home livejournal community and often involving horror and drama with a dash of humor. To be reorganized in chronological order as new chapters get posted.

Elizabeth Riddle knows too much about things that prove to be both out of time and mostly useless as her twin brother searches for the castle where eternity dwells and the revolution which must open its doors. AU SI insert.

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

After the war, Harry discovers that Voldemort dabbled in more than Horcruxes. Slash. HP/TR. Post-Deathly Hallows. Some Drarry, but Harry/Tom end game.

Harry Potter, Master is Death, is reborn as Tom Riddle's heir. With the help of his new brothers, Sirius and Regulus, Harry must choose between being the person he was and the person he is now. Shall he fulfil a destiny he thought he had long ago escaped, or will he bow to his new role in life, and become the ultimate heir? [Possibly discontinued! Not updated in months - sorry!]

Stuck in a different world, I have to deal with shit. Better summary inbound. My obligatory first attempt at a proper SI story. Explores unreliable narration and how far one would be willing to go, to go home. !Chapter 1-6 updated, 7-8 posted!

A fan-built collection of one-shots set in the "Just Another Night at Freddy's" universe. Rules are posted in Chapter One, as well as an adventure by another animatronic band. Rated T for "words that make nuns gasp". Warnings placed before graphic content (if any). Bascially PG-13. Submit your own idea! Oh, and I don't own Five Nights at Freddy's. Don't sue me, Scott!

There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.

Hidden in the depth of shield HQ was a room that not even the Avengers should know about; a room with one single occupant, a human crafted by science with the unique power of being able to communicate with inanimate objects as if they were alive and sentient. His codename? Harry P. Tony, being Tony, of course manages to discover this secret and decides to break him out. SLASH.

The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.

Pepper should have known that Tony never does what he was supposed to do and leave it at that. This said, even she was confused how a simple visit to the orphanage for PR purposes ended up with Tony adopting 3 of the weirdest kids she has ever met. Genius!Harry. SLASH. De-Aged Golden trio. Stony.

Hiding his identity behind a drunkard's facade, a broken and drunken wizard stumbles about - and accidently right into the past! Being just in time to save his parents from Voldemort, Harry Potter realizes that there was only one thing he could do. "Time tah f'cking sober up." Timetravel. Hidden Identity. Master of Death.

In my last life I got lost more times then I could count, so I guess it wasn't that much of a surprise when I took the wrong door in the afterlife and ended up a Weasley. Eventual Harry/OC! Self-Insert fic! Adopted from Miss. Scarlett J

In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. Adopted from Publicola

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

When a girl with impossible knowledge gets a hold of the 'future' dark lord's diary, things seem to get a lot more interesting at Hogwarts.

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

Hermione Granger is a formidable witch with a remarkable mind. But just how much more formidable would she be if she already had the knowledge of all 7 years before even going to Hogwarts? OC insert, Hermione centric, one shot (so far).

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Steve Rogers has worked hard to keep his relationship with Harry apart from the Avengers in order to maintain a small bout of normalcy…until Harry admits that she was more than just a down to earth university student. Fem!Royal!Harry. HPSR.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

Voldemort's great plan to take the Ministry worked far too well, and Harry and his friends are struggling to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Lord in disguise.

After defeating Voldemort, Harry believed that everything would take a turn for the better...but one night, everything changed and Harry is forced to live his life again only with a big twist, his life seems to have been turned into a video game. HP/harem

Robin is presumed dead in a warehouse collapse, and as the Titans start to move on with their lives Slade works on turning an amnesiac Robin into his apprentice. The JLA eventually get involved, and the old Titans band with the new crowd to help them save