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I'm 'DeppInLove' or Sylvia if you like. Im Polish and have Brown hair and Brown eyes, and contrary to all the stereotypes out there, I am NOT dumb and I do NOT have Blonde hair! hahaha, Stereotypes, gotta love 'em! I love Pirates Of The Caribbean! and, as you can see from my pen name, I also love Johnny Depp. Ever since i saw Secret Window (very first J.D movie I have ever seen.Yes, my "Fan-ness" has only begun a little while ago), which I think is an amazing movie with amazing dialogue and acting, Johnny Depp automatically went on my favourite actors list! The other actors that join that exclusive list are Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Tom Cruise and Viggo Mortensen.

I currently go to school in Vancouver and I love it! lols. I'm like the one person out of a million who loves school. My favourite classes are (Can you guess?) English and Socials. I love writing stories. I've been doing so all my life, and maybe i'll become a writer! "Things Change With Time"is my first fanfic. I've finally gathered up the courage to write one! and I know im gonna write a lot more!

Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Viggo Mortensen, Jamie Foxx, Eric McCormack, Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet, and Uma Thurman.

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Se7en, Finding Nemo,Oceans Eleven, Collateral, Secret Window, Chocolat, The Chorus, Troy (sadly, for the wrong reason...hehe) Napoleon Dynamite and The Notebook.

Books: The Odyssey, Troy, and The Da Vinci Code

Comedians/Comediennes: Ellen DeGeneres WOOOOH! Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Kathleen Madigan, and Russel Peters.

Tv Shows: Will and Grace, Friends, Fabulous Life of..., VH1 All Access, The Apprentice, Home Improvement, Becker, The King of Queens, and That 70's Show

Music: Jon Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Green Day, Maroon 5, and The Killers

Songs: Mr. Brightside-The killers, Jaded-Aerosmith, Must Get Out and The Sun by Maroon 5, Boulevard of Broken Dreams-Green Day, and...POTC songs =)) especially "He's a Pirate, The Medallion, and The Black Pearl,"

Quotes:

Becker: "With every good thing that happens to you, something bad is bound to happen. Remember Cinderella? lost her slipper at the ball,"
Jake: "Yeah, but didn't the prince use it to find her?"
Becker: "Thats just the Hokey version they give to the kids. Cinderella was actually forced into a underground network of prostitution by her step family!" -Becker

"Shut up! you're not my real mom!" Chandler, Friends

Monica: "Oh, but Will, you worked so hard!"
Will: "YAMS!"
-Brad Pitt and Courtney Cox on Friends

"When you were born, your parents flipped a coin and decided to rasie you as a girl. But, you still had a hint of a penis!"
-Brad Pitt on Friends.

"Shall I describe to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas in LOTR

"That IS how they talk in England! 'Where's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, gov'nor?'"-Conan O'Brien (my personal favorite!)

"Have you ever had Fruity Pebbles? Once that stuff hits milk, it turns into a narcotic!" -Conan O'Brien

"I gotta hire someone to have a real fight on my behalf so I can have manly stories. All mine involve trips to the Botanical Gardens gone horribly awry. A daisy hit me!" -Conan O'Brien

"Twinkle twinkle baby. Twinkle twinkle!" -Raji, Be Cool

My favorite Will & Grace quotes. Bare with me, there's a LOT!

"Women, can't live with them... end of sentence."
-Jack

Grace: You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
Will: "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?

The last time I saw you, you were THIS big... but you were on a hill and I was far away.
-Sam Truman

"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass."
-Jack

Grace: Ok, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far: apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing?... Cake. We need cake.
Will: Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?

Will: Ow.
Grace: What?
Will: Could we talk about your toenails?
Grace: I'm sorry. I'll cut them.
Will: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?

Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car
Grace: Okay, here we go... that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?
Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

storming angrily out of the Principal's Office You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!
-Karen

"I'd give you a credit card, but I used my AmEx to hit a face I didn't like."
-Karen

Peter: You know, you have the most beautiful smile.
Grace: Oh, it's - it's a little crooked.
smiles big
Peter: Now, so was Audrey Hepburn's.
Grace: Oh, come on now. I hate my smile.
smiles bigger
Will: Well, then, stop smiling.

"Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island. How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?"
-Karen

Oh kids ruin everything. I mean look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten year old to do a good hidden button."
-Karen

to the new house keeper when she shouts at her "At least Mary Poppins did it with a song and a dance - you're like a spoonful of whoopass."
-Grace

after seeing Karen's mother "Santa Maria, it has a mother!"
-Rosario

Karen: Where the hell are my slippers?
Rosario: Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?

Will commenting at Jack's glasses
Will: You know what they say? men don't make passes at guys who wear glasses
Jack: Men don't make passes at guys with fat asses.

Ben Doucette: Yes you will.
Will: No I won't.
Ben Doucette: Yes you will.
Will: No I won't.
Ben Doucette: You know, it's a little ironic. Thirty years of legal experience between us, and this is how we argue. And yes you will.

Ben Doucette: Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?
Karen: Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so you're asking the wrong gal.

Stranger at the Gay Parade: You see, your drag name is the name of the first pet you had and the name of the first street you lived on.
Karen: So mine would be uh... ShuShu Fontanna.
they all laugh
Karen: That's hysterical. Jackie what's yours?
Jack: upset Glen 125th.

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DeppInLove